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The Legged One 🎃 @palmtungsten.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Bring back FMV games
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can men and teenage boys where shorts in the main ding room?
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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"Let me say something as an expert and a character in this game."

Tecmo Secret of the Stars for Super Nintendo"Any person who comes all the way to the edge of the world for clues is dumb."
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The actor who plays the monster in The Fly is the same guy who plays the scientist at the beginning of the movie. Makes me wish i paid more attention lol. Time for a rewatch
the monster in The Fly the same actor playing the scientist at the beginning of the movie
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
playing the WD-40 game
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 17/09/2026
Homer wearing the nacho hat but the nacho had has been photoshopped to look like the Guile hair popcorn bucket
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Scott McGrath @smcgrath.phd · 16/09/2026
A solar panel cleaning drone showcases its ability via dog washing. (Found via Reddit) cc: @darthbluesky.bsky.social @faineg.bsky.social
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 12/09/2026
idk i was just here and everybody knew you
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
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Anybody Canyon @anybodycanyon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Holy shit lol. The concept art of Remmick for the episode conspiracy
Drawing by Andrew Probert in Star Trek Magazine, volume 2, issue 12. Illustration shows Remmick with this gross thing exploding from his chest and nubbin bugs all over his lap and the floor. Also looks like his body is smoking
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the trump admin didn't even do 1% of the propaganda work they'd need to do to get the population enough behind this iran debacle. makes bush's war on terror crew look competent
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Time to eat my...
Kirk and Spock witness the arrival of the first Happy Meal
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Outerheaven Pirate Television @outerheaven.pyoko.org · 23/08/2026
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
an image of actor brent spiner in a cowboy hat from "The Manhunt for Claude Dallas"an image of actor brent spiner in a cowboy hat from the game show "To Tell The Truth"an image of actor brent spiner in a cowboy hat from "Star Tre: The Next Generation"an image of actor brent spiner in a cowboy outfit on a horse
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the past: "dont pirate that software, it might put malware on your computer" now: "that software is good but the official version essentially comes bundled with malware so make sure to pirate it"
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jimthehedgehog.bsky.social @jimthehedgehog.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I miss the days when AI art looked like this
The Mona Lisa processed by DeepDream.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/08/2026
Michael Clayton funny moments
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 8
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
johnny cab in total recall feels more apt. ugly dangerous crap designed to steal jobs and pretend to have conversations. at no moment do you consider johnny cab to be pondering concepts
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
half in the bag
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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Salt M. Bank 🍉 @saltmbank.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sony is taking this away from us
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Kyle Hilliard @kylehilliard.com · 24/06/2026
Acting.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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TNG scene. Picard is standing on the bridge near the back console and smiling an uncharacteristically big ol' happy smile. Closed caption reads, "I'll look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli."
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A COMPUTER
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE
THEREFORE
Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!!
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Geordi Drake meme comparing TNG and DS9 Ferengi episodes
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i love you, mega man 1 manual illustration of the 1 up
the illustration of the 1 up in the mega man 1 player manual
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Getting the Vin Diesel surgery from Pitch Black so I can watch Netflix
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Garfield scratches Jon in the face and thinks "get fucked, Jon." Liz says "Garfield gives you so much shit, Jon. Why do you tolerate it?" We zoom 10000 times into Jon's brain to reveal little parasites with Garfield's face called Toxoplasma Garfii.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
invent a sherlock holmes mystery that would be challenging for data. do not invent an alive man. you do not have the desire to make sentient life. do not use energy power from life support or other systems. think of yourself as a fun game master. do NOT birth an evil hologram man with self awareness
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Every Star Trek Card @everystartrekcard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝗲𝗸 𝗖𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘇𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙚: 𝘔𝘪𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 2𝘌 (𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘌𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯) 𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙏𝙮𝙥𝙚: 𝘋𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘮𝘢 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲! Learn more at trekcc.org
Name: Microbrain 2E (Second Edition)
Card Type: Dilemma
Lore: Small, solar-powered, inorganic collective life-form native to Velara III. Sabotaged Federation terraforming operations to protest the destruction of their home.
Card Text: To get past, one Exobiology OR Geology personnel (opponent's choice) is "stopped." Nullify with a personnel who has either 3 Exobiology OR 3 Geology.
Rarity: 37 C
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ompuco @ompu.co · 28/04/2026
found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A selection of floor burgers from various beat 'em up games.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
several images of the cast of the 2007 film michael clayton all smiling. text reads "MICHAEL CLAYTON mentioned"
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
cropped screenshot from yakuza 5 (2012) of Taiga Saejima having a conversation with celebrity chef Tatsuya Kawagoe (who exists in real life)

SAEJIMA: So, cooking is a combination of ingredients? I'll try remembering that when I eat.
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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 14/04/2026
What CAN you say about O'Brien?
An image from a feature article about a Star Trek: TNG Game Boy game from the September 1993 issue of Game Players. It features a pixel art portrait of Chief Miles O'Brien and the text, "What can you say about O'Brien? He beams stuff up, he beams stuff down."
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Lum @brokentoys.social · 13/04/2026
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 06/04/2026
V8s. Let me tell you how much I've come to love V8s since I began to shop Chevy. There are 387.44 million miles of road that fill this country. If the word 'V8' were written on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the appreciation I feel fo
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BOO-ny gesserit @bennygesserit.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
gumby will never forgor
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