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be the weird space wizard you want to see airbrushed on the side of a van i'm just jking mastodon.social/@djtommypizza

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🚲🕸️𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖕𝖘🕸️🚲 @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 14h
We are witnessing levels of passive voice cop language unprecedented in modern times
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when I die send me to Ass Heaven
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The Mopkeeper @marvelousmop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When my grandkids ask me about the historical events I lived through, the first thing I’ll tell them about is that I survived the Sluggo New Hat arc
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when I die send me to Ass Heaven
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
absolutely shameful to call this heroic. they'd have gotten the same result if they helped this young man, rather than groom him into being a wannabe terrorist, then pat themselves on the back after selling him a weapon and arresting him
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
new tooth fairy lore just dropped:
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
Teach me how to dougie
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
getting the Ferengi to play Cash Stall
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
Democrats
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A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 07/10/2026
"It's okay that Tom Morello abstained because he lives in California" is actually a terrible argument because the flipside is that it was *not* okay for people in Wisconsin or Michigan to abstain. No one owes Democrats their vote no matter where they live.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 13/10/2024
doot
Riker is playing a short, expressive note on his trombone. The image has a severe motion blur added.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
al pacino making an absolutely insane face as he says GREAT ASS! in the movie Heat
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lanterns show is done, it's Fine I guess. you can kinda maybe do a true detective show with green lanterns but maybe make sure the mystery is actually interesting and worth telling and then maybe I won't be playing on my phone the entire second half
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
25% through the finale and half of it has still been exposition and telling me what happened instead of showing!!!
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the ultimate question
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
about to hit this lanterns finale. is it bad if I'm still asking "what is the plot"
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's weird Jacob wouldn't shut down his Patron, considering that people now joining to support him might be, well, ya know...
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it was smart of jacob geller to only post about what he did to his 50k followers on here instead of to his 1.5 million youtube subs or on his patreon. that way fewer people know about it and he limits the financial hit
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/10/2026
I love too eat three times a day 8AM: Breakfast (400 calories) 5PM: Largemeal (600 calories) 11PM: Extremely Stoned Munchies Hour (3000 calories)
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
four panels from rorschach's death scene in the comic watchmen.

panel 1:
dr. manhattan's pov, his arm is outstretched to rorschach in the antarctic tundra. rorschach: "huhhh."

panel 2: 
zoom in closer on rorschach, who is lifting his mask. 
rorschach: "what a lame retort. you're not worth remembering. muted, and I get the last word. Chump."
dr. manhattan: "rorschach..."

panel 3: close up on rorschach, his mask fully off and tears streaming down his face. 
rorschach: "chump."

panel 4:
dr. manhattan destroys rorschach by blocking him.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
four panels from rorschach's death scene in the comic watchmen.

panel 1:
dr. manhattan's pov, his arm is outstretched to rorschach in the antarctic tundra. rorschach: "huhhh."

panel 2: 
zoom in closer on rorschach, who is lifting his mask. 
rorschach: "what a lame retort. you're not worth remembering. muted, and I get the last word. Chump."
dr. manhattan: "rorschach..."

panel 3: close up on rorschach, his mask fully off and tears streaming down his face. 
rorschach: "chump."

panel 4:
dr. manhattan destroys rorschach by blocking him.
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Maggie Mae Fish 🐟 @maggiemaefish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think what I resent the most is that all of us, especially the women who worked with him, were a part of his rehabilitation (at least image-wise) without us ever getting to choose if that was something we wanted to participate in. He didn't let us or his audience make a choice. How ironic.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be
Katsumi Horii Project - Summer's (1990) - 2. Green
YouTube video by Naka Sun
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ok new test: if you think rape is bad and should never be tolerated, like and repost this. if you think rape is a “complex issue,” just type “not all sexual assault is rape” in the comments.
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
like, just be honest and say you want the guy to stick around and thrive despite the allegations and not have to sacrifice your treats. i’d have more respect for that position than one that tries to use social justice language to lecture us on why we shouldn’t be mean to a rapist.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yea absolutely tf not
highlight of the above quoted skeet showing it is skeet #1 of 25(!!)
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hopefully the last thought I'll have wrt the jacob geller situation is that there really is no nuance to it, and anyone who claims there is should check themselves
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Geller is actually a perfect example of how refusing to hold rapists accountable ends up causing far more harm in the end
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this sucks. you want "restorative justice" as opposed to punishment, but what has he restored? what has he done? what does a youtuber losing his career for admitting to be a rapist have to do with carceral abolition when he has never and will never see prison time, or even actual consequences?
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anytime something mentioned in the venture bros. comes up in everyday life, I can't help but think of the venture bros.
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Wyatt The Great @wazpranger.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For 20 years now I've thought of this Venture Bros. scene every time I hear Depeche Mode
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Still Undead 💀 @stillundone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Parasocial relationships with YouTubers have got people so tangled up that we’re doing a rehabilitative justice argument over someone who was never really punished and moved in secret among survivors, never disclosing what he did to the many people he worked with or the community giving him money .
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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Glad to see the entire indie game and games media space on bsky fail the "dude in your local punk scene turns out to be an abuser" test
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2024
I just need to _____ meme about getting a cross breeze going
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/10/2026
im in the criterion closet smoking a joint and exhaling into a toilet paper roll with dryer sheets rubber banded around it
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if someone wrote an apologia piece like this about my rapist i would be utterly fucking incandescent. i'm sorry this is disgusting we do not, in fact, need to discuss the nuance of raping someone, facing no consequence, and then making tons of money over the next ten years as a public figure
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 03/10/2026
Apparently some people need to hear this, but if a public figure gets outed as a rapist, the public has no obligation to continue supporting that public figure.
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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Charlotte @fireantprincess.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like this article asks a lot of questions to which we actually already have the answers but the answers aren’t necessarily very comforting
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
food for thought on a friday morning walk:
dented light pole with writing in the dent. it reads:
"Hell is real. space is fake. trains are magic. and *you* aren't immune to propaganda."
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
food for thought on a friday morning walk:
dented light pole with writing in the dent. it reads:
"Hell is real. space is fake. trains are magic. and *you* aren't immune to propaganda."
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if anyone ever tells me I "have to" vote for gavin newsom I will sock them in the windpipe
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"how much time do ya got"
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