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here for the star trek and cats. some other stuff is ok too. powered by clif bars and diet coke. he/him

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day 🖤
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’m not a very nostalgic person, but one thing I definitely miss about the ‘90s is angry girls making music. It was a goldmine. Can we please get pissed-off young girls back into garages, please?
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Peter Claffey looks like James Acaster was granted 3 wishes #akotsk #serduncan
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
when I get done with work I am going to go home, hit the weed pen and get back in bed with my silly little cat
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sarah clark (they) @sarahclark.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
trans day of visibility? NO. trans day of pocket sand
Dale Gribble throwing pocket sand into someone's eyes
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Nelson Muntz saying "Turkish Delight is middling!"Very tall man saying, "Do you find something comical about my taste in candy?"Very tall man saying, "Everyone needs a dessert, even the very tall"Very tall man saying: "Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?"
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TiggyStardust @tiggystardust.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 15/02/2026
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
fuck.
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☆ DOLLY ☭ DARKO ☆ @lola.wretchedearth.org · 09/02/2026
getting tech recruiting emails is a uniquely horrific psychic experience wanna build completely unregulated digital casinos? plagiarism machines that give children asthma / detailed suicide instructions? the panopticon?? double enron??? a new kind of cancer that only kills orphans?????
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When you wake up with a plan but your brain has decided what we're doing already imgur.com/reaction-to-...
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My reaction to the series ending.
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Peter McCabe @mccabemontreal.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i believe the photographer who is taking the photo is Christopher Katsarov of the Canadian Press, and here is his photo
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Star Trek Corrected Captions @startrekcc.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Day 60 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #TheMuppets #TheMuppetChristmasCarol
Quark, his back to us, is in some room on Deep Space Nine. He's looking at a pair of ghostly apparitions clad in chains. They are the ghosts of Marley and Marley (Statler and Waldorf from The Muppet Christmas Carol).
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 16/11/2025
Silent Hill mannequin with text overlayed: I'm built different 

like, incorrectly
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
Five guys who simply ooze late '90s Florida youth group pastor from every pore, hanging out at a bar. In the center is a young man with a handkerchief tied over his head and a Corona in his hand. Even in these tender years, you can tell this man has got some sauce in the way the rest of his pals don't. It's his stare, his slightly pouted lips. Even if you didn't know who he was, you'd guess he was meant for big things. You'd be right. It's Oscar Isaac.
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Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻 @punkonbuslives.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Homer Simpson as a boy is watching Star Trek TNG. Homer Simpson as a middle-aged man is watching Star Trek Lower Decks.
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
some days feel like driving into a brick wall is a viable alternative to *gestures broadly*
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Ursula Dorada @sulamoon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
graphic of a gold star written "has never even opened ChatGPT"
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Maintaining a diversity of ongoing personal projects is important because it enables you to procrastinate on one by aimlessly tinkering with another, thereby creating the possibility that you'll finish one of them by accident.
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Cody @atiredgay.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
The Pale Blue Dot is a photograph of Earth taken Feb. 14, 1990, by NASA’s Voyager 1 at a distance of 3.7 billion miles (6 billion kilometers) from the Sun. The image inspired the title of scientist Carl Sagan's book, "Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space," in which he wrote: "Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us."
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Cody @atiredgay.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Fuck JK Rowling Pass it on.
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Faith Erin Hicks @faitherinhicks.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Am I in the throes of existential despair or am I just hungry?
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
*Three Doors Down voice* 🎶if I go crazy then will you throw beans at Superman🎶
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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
What a way to go out
Screenshot showing that “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls is 2:53 long
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Nude man says "meet my friend, the guy from 'in the court of the crimson king." Another nude man shakes the court of crimson king man's hand. Crimson King man says "oh you know, can't complain." We zoom out to reveal his massive hog, he continues "seein' as I got this huge dick and all."
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Lots of “Jaws is great” articles dropping bc of the anniversary. All us weird-about-Jaws people rolling our eyes. Our friends and families have been putting up with our Jaws shit for DECADES.
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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I donot like ICE . Nosirr, I donot.
Orange and white cat stating his position
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
GATOR DONE
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
SHAUNA SHIPMAN WHAT THE FUCK
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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Clown meme:
Women are cringe
Empathy is cringe 
I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality 
There's a male loneliness epidemic
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Lizz Fizz ❤️‍🔥🫶🏻❤️‍🔥 @lizzfizz22.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Meme that looks like the “don’t tread on me” snake flag but is instead a Canadian goose, and says “fuck aboot and find oot”
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 23/08/2024
In space, no one can hear you scream cause there's this really loud theramin and if you try to scream people are all like, "sorry, what? I can't hear you over the theramin”
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Roses are red, Elon's a knob,
Fighting facism is a full-time job
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Dr. Wendy Bohon @drwendyrocks.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I just laughed so hard I woke the cat. (But it also true. Someone please help.)
A burning McDonald’s sign with the words under it “the beacon is lit America calls for Aid”
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Chelsea G. Summers @chelseagsummers.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'm digging how this WWII guide is basically "gum up fascism by being an energy vampire." Let Colin Robinson be your guide in the fight against fascism. The link: www.404media.co/declassified...
From a WWII handbook on being a bad at job to roadblock fascism. Here's the text: “Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.”
“Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.”
“‘Misunderstand’ orders. Ask endless questions or engage in long correspondence about such orders. Quibble over them when you can.”
“In making work assignments, always sign out the unimportant jobs first. See that the important jobs are assigned to inefficient workers of poor machines.”
“To lower morale and with it, production, be pleasant to inefficient workers; give them undeserved promotions. Discriminate against efficient workers; complain unjustly about their work.”
“Hold conferences when there is more critical work to be done.”
“Multiply paperwork in plausible ways.” 
“Make mistakes in quantities of material when you are copying orders. Confuse similar names. Use wrong addresses.”
“Work slowly. Think out ways to increase the number of movements necessary on your job”
“Pretend that instructions are hard to understand, and ask to have them repeated more than once. Or pretend that you are particularly anxious to do your work, and pester the foreman with unnecessary questions.”
“Snarl up administration in every possible way. Fill out forms illegibly so that they will have to be done over; make mistakes or omit requested information in forms.”
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I will hopefully one day get to open-face slap Pierre Polivevs not for his politics but for the constant fucking YouTube ads. ...OK yeah mostly the politics. Alfred E. Neumann looking transphohic bitch.
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Pastor Ben @benjaminpdixon.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This seems relevant
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
When will Mario Mangione mount a rescue mission?
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Bill Skarsgard could play the shark in JAWS.
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Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻 @trekkiebill.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Tony Soprano pointing and yelling "in this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero"
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darmok behind the wheel of a large automobile @pocketsand.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
It is me, a real human person
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