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@garrykerls.bsky.social
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 23h
I love the day after Mother’s day when it’s
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surf rock? Umm I sure hope there isn’t
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Artificial Intelligence Super Intelligence Intelligence 64 Intelligence Cube Aii
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Artificial Intelligence Super Intelligence Intelligence 64 Intelligence Cube Aii
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need to stop doomscrolling and start boomscrolling
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ostrich eyes ostracize ostrich lies
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 29/09/2026
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1' buff.ly/FIQHviE
Goddammit! Pokémon Mistakenly Taught 'Dave Matthews Band: Greatest Hits Vol. 1'
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ah shit, here we go again
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Director’s cut? idc if he’s jacked as hell, doesn’t make the movie any better
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Director’s cut? idc if he’s jacked as hell, doesn’t make the movie any better
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
about to watch Resident Evil and enjoy the crisp refreshing taste of Mountain Dew Code: Veronica
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the last reputable new source allowed in the White House
pokemon trainer news reporters
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The President says the pants shitting will continue until morale improves
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 14/09/2026
One intern caused quite a stir in the Acropolis Financial Group due to his insistence on using a specialty abacus. paletteswap.site/dif...
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fixed an egregious oversight by @criterion.bsky.social & @criterionchannl.bsky.social
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
she's a little too grande and he's a little too de niro
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
they could’ve fit a whole ‘nother guy in the trojan horse if they built it a big girthy hog
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
tonight’s screenmaxxing lineup: Battle for Bikini Bottom The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
To honor Dolly everyone shouldn't go to their 9-5 tomorrow
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
April – 1805 Ganondorf is master of Hyrule Only the King of Red Lions stands before him The Great Sea is now a battlefield
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 18/08/2026
A local slob somehow found a way to ruin his friend’s digital game. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Nintendo Virtual Game Card Friend Had Borrowed Now All Scratched Up.
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Amity G. @amityblamity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Is it bad that I'm starting to recognize @garrykerls.bsky.social 's quality satire by title alone?
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
they're in hell because they never got baptized
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🎃🦇Luna Horrorme🦇🎃 @lunaharime.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
a Pokémon FRLG.IPS meme, with Candace from Phineas and Ferb in shock that the iconic new rock by the water is gone.
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Aelynn 🇨🇦 FanFest@Home @aelynn000.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
how did they write that?
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Please stop following me for any reason besides movies/gaming and shitposts
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Steve Miller: We could be the Space Cowboys, or The Gangsters of Love? band: nah those all suck Steve Miller: fine, fuck you guys, we’re The Steve Miller Band
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
first successful @hwoodtimes.com prediction? www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
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Jeff the Killer Movie in Development From TikTok Creator Savanah Moss and Tongal | Exclusive
A move about the creepypasta Jeff the Killer is in development from creator Savanah Moss and the studio Tongal.
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
he's a little cinephile 🥹
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Back by unpopular demand: live skeeting resident evil 😎
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bryce Dallas Howard International Sky Harbor
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bryce Dallas Howard is an airport-ass name
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
he’s so fucking cool
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 05/08/2026
Quiet Night in Gotham with Only 15 Warehouse Explosions ggtribune.com/2026/08/05/q...
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Johnny @doctorvenkman.com · 31/07/2026
@lex.vaughn.theneedling.com of @theneedling.com joins the show to talk about the importance of local satire, and why you should start one for your own hometown.
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"Local Satire And You" With The Needling's Lex Vaughn | Culture Dumpster
Lex Vaughn is a Pulitzer prize winning journalist who to worked for The Seattle Times and the founder and Editor-in-Chief of The Needling, t
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Bunnicula'd berries @frozen-cranberry.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"ITHACA, N.Y. – A group of local film buffs kissed their wives and sons goodbye, piled into a Ford Mustang, and embarked on a journey to see The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm—an expedition that will unknowingly take them 20 years, our sources report."
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
take a break from refreshing the Regal app and read my latest for @paletteswap.site !!
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 31/07/2026
Film buffs embarking on a dangerous voyage must overcome sold out tickets and treacherous AMC A-Listers to see The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm. paletteswap.site/dif...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 27/07/2026
Lines Form at GameStops Nationwide to Be First to Buy 30-Digit Download Code ggtribune.com/2026/07/27/l...
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Odyssey (2026)
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
did you miss this cameo in 'The Odyssey'?
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
CAT scan? [looks around] nope don't see any
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
my favorite part of the odyssey was
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~garry~ @garrykerls.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
All my passwords are written down in a memory in my brain
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