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Jacob Clifton

@jacobclifton.com
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gay writer and critic in ATX

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Read Settlers da Silva @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 4h
Patriarchy hurts men but it doesn't really seem to bother us because we get so much out of it. Or I don't fucking know, it's all so baffling
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 6h
She was doxxed by a Chi Phi alum who implored his followers to “help a Chi Phi.” Just in case anyone thought that organization was remotely redeemable.
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 9h
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 5h
I can’t recall who posted a week or two ago that RFK Jr. looks like “an entrail” but I want you to know I’ve had spontaneous bouts of laughter about this ever since. Please reveal yourself so I can thank you personally.
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 5h
she was doxxed by an alum of the fraternity. burn greek life to the ground and salt the earth where it was
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 5h
Who up
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 5h
Hate when people are like this
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 11h
[Survivor] JEFF: eat this cow's tongue ME: *eats it* JEFF: and these live slugs ME: *eats them* JEFF: and this coleslaw ME: *snuffs out my own torch*
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 8h
King Baby read several of those Anne Rice books at some point in his life & so I thought he would enjoy experiencing a television program that wasn't written by Julian Fellowes, but he said, get this, the pilot was "too decadent." Imagine that!
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10h
Billionaires who campaign against forgiveness of school lunch debt or medical bills : its going to be so abundant
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 8h
We don't belong down there. We don't need to go down there
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Patrick in open Rebellion @dattil.io · 8h
We should make the No Sexual Predators Party and watch it inevitably get taken over by charismatic sexual predators
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 15h
imagine being the richest person in the world and always looking like a hot fucking mess
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
we should train the robots to be good so we can learn it too
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 10h
Grey's Anatomy was this huge diverse hit from the jump & absurdly well written & these same people were like "ah, medical shows, that's the key" & made a million medical shows Heated Rivalry was a hit? "ah, hockey is the key" — now let's make hockey shows. Lmao anything but the reality
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10h
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10h
you have to understand that all ICE does is lie literally 100% of the time
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 10h
I want you to imagine Harry Truman doing this with the Manhattan project scientists
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 11h
Anaïs has a lot of quirks, but we're so used to them I forget to tell you about them. 1. When she's bored or hot, she really likes to collapse on her side & then stare out without blinking, like she's dead. 2. She grabs my spot on the bed & then pretends poorly to be asleep if I ask her to move
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Scrotum Philips @scrotum-philips.bsky.social · 13h
she’s EVERYTHING
a page from a muppets x marvel comic showing emma frost reading ms piggy’s mind and being blown away, saying “she’s everything and i would die for her”
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 12h
On the Krakoa tag, they are shipping Storm & Magneto. I don't see this working out for anybody & I'll tell you why. Rogue fans will not have it: Magneto is for her or for Charles Gambit fans won't have that, because what is he except what he is Rogue & Magneto's AGE GAP will be discussed at length
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 12h
How are you today. I have had this song in my head for 3 days
youtube.com
Belinda Carlisle - Always Breaking My Heart (Official Music Video) (4K Remaster)
YouTube video by Belinda Carlisle
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onion person @junlper.beer · 15h
from what i can gather, tech CEOs greatest ambitions started at "cure all cancer" and is now to give everyone their own secretary
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 27/09/2026
So this is a lie.
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skymallwitz.bsky.social @skymallwitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In this house Tilly Norwood is a hero! End of story!
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
you wouldn't think a film about a Nazi pedophile would do well at the box office but maybe it turns out Musk is illiterate.
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 27/09/2026
Can't believe the openly fascist movement that gleefully talks about turning the poor, disabled, and brown into bio diesel to power child pornography foundries to fund overthrowing democratic governments and replacing them with techno-fuedal slave kingdoms have parties that are unsafe for women.
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 27/09/2026
Xi's Got the Look
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abcdef 🕶️ @onecaliberal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Kaepernick ordeal demonstrated that it is the whole NFL or 99% of it. "If a Nazi is sitting at the table, and ten others are sitting there chatting with him, you have eleven Nazis at the table"
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 27/09/2026
This bed is on fire with passionate love The neighbors complain about the noises above But Xi only comes when Xi's on top
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James Grimmelmann @jtlg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This culture of predation disgused as sexual open-mindedness is painfully familiar: Richard Stallman's "pleasure cards," Eric Raymond's open marriage that included propositioning colleagues, etc. As with everything else, the SV/VC/AI crowd has reinvented sexual harassment from first principles.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have denounced my role in the tradwife movement
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 27/09/2026
Joe Rogan would lose his mind at this
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 27/09/2026
This guy gets it
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SlacktivistFred @slacktivistfred.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Boston Dynamics had set tens of thousands of its robot dogs loose, just to see what happens, I would think they'd be in some kind of legal and/or financial trouble.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Every three weeks it’s like but white supremacists who mostly care about testosterone and killing minorities were supposed to fix the economy
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day"
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 14/09/2026
Birgit Maria Jönsson 'The wooden statue is hollow inside and acts as a working home for a colony of bees, which use the openings around the dress area to enter and exit' de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datei:D...
a wooden sculpture of marilyn monroe, with bees emerging from her skirt
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible headline/photo combo from the NYT today
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Tikaka @tikaka.art · 26/09/2026
Every click a wonder! #kobold #oc:Torkku
Three panel comic of my koboldsona Torkku.
Text reads "me on my puter"
Torkku squinting at a monitor "oh? An adult content label? Show your secrets!" As it clicks with the mouse.
Middle panel Torkku just going "ooh!"
Last panel Torkku looks into camera "that is a penis!"
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BensonMum @bensonmuum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was 12/3. I was in high school then. We didn’t close down, but will never forget our preparations for it. In English class I sat in front of the flag. The teacher would say “now remember class, when the wall collapses, the flag will go into his chest. We don’t want to remove it, but break it off”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remember as a child watching multiple episodes of what was described as news programs having pimps in big fake pimp clothes pretending to be pimps and this was on at like 10 AM in the morning
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 27/09/2026
Taylor Swift's tic of making constant references to high school & the immediate post-hs experience is because she's been famous since she was 5 or whatever & did not have those experiences in a normal way. She clearly was missing out on stuff a lot of us would happily have done without
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 27/09/2026
This week on Mad Men 2030 Xosia Mamet takes Peggy to a lesbian bar where they still wear masks & Freddy Rumsen shows up for an interview with an Irish coffee
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 27/09/2026
obsessing on Lana Del Rey's pronunciation again. Like how she says "High by da Beach" & "lights, camera, axion" & "heaven is a place on earth wit you" in Video Games — never noticed until earlier this year. I played Video Games for King Baby last week & he refused to believe it was ever a single
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