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Gamer, IT goblin, witty nonsense generation machine

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Hitting the buzzer so fast, it shatters into a billion pieces] PULLING ON MY PENIS
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 23/09/2026
did i die, did i have a stroke and i am comatose is this real does discord have a toggle for "show me gambling ads" are you fucking serious
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Holy shit, the dead walk among us
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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Everyone needs to watch James Talarico’s interview with Jimmy Kimmel on YouTube tonight and SHARE IT EVERYWHERE. The FCC threatened ABC, and the interview was pulled from television. Call it what it is. Authoritarian censorship.
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Amy-Leigh Shaw @diveamydive.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Actually you know what, let me just
A still of the character Chihiro in the film “Spirited Away”. A character called No Face is offering her a pile of false gold that has been edited and overlayed with the logos of Claude, OpenAI and Grok. She is saying, “I don’t want any. I don’t need any.”
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Plant Powered A-ron🌱🌎💙🌊 @plantpowered1971.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spotted in Canada
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
salmonella has just been recalled due to contamination with e coli
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Still Lake Ontario
Still John f Kennedy center for the performing arts
Still Gulf of Mexico
Still mentioned in the Epstein files 38000 times. 

A photo of Donald trump and Jeffery Epstein holding hands
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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
UPS "Attempted Delivery": The driver blew past your house at 80 mph, made no attempt to stop, and marked you as "not home." Please let us know when you'd like us to attempt not delivering your package again.
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is even funnier, consider how expensive gas is: according to Bloomberg, the Cybertruck is now the worst-selling vehicle in history, surpassing the Edsel. 😂
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Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Pete Hegseth should be fired. Immediately.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
[shipwreck diary] Day 437: still no sign of human contact. this is fucking awesome
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Daaaamn. “AI is the asbestos we're shovelling into the walls of our technological society. Our descendants will spend generations digging it out again, and the longer the bubble goes on without popping, the longer it will take to repair the damage." www.thenerve.news/p/cory-docto...
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Cory Doctorow: The people who tell you ‘AI is changing everything’ are lying
It has become impossible to tell managers mesmerised by artificial intelligence that the tools are not, in fact, helpful. So employees just play along with the fiction to keep their jobs, writes our t...
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 04/08/2026
I'm pretty laid back unless I hear a phone ring more than once
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Joe Darkmoon @skulduggery-joe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I think people who find out truly horrible shit about a politician but doesn't tell anyone so they can hold out for a book deal are shitty humans.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 31/07/2026
NEW Trump merch alert: The Presidential Neck Vag is the MAGA accessory you've been waiting for!
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 28/07/2026
No, I will not be making a Reddit account. I will simply continue refreshing the page until I’ve found the solution to the problem I was Googling.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
What's wrong babe? You've hardly touched the cheese ball meat hand that I sculpted for you.
Charcuterie board with a cheese ball sculpted to look like a degloved hand
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 23/07/2026
Now that DEI's out of the way, Trump's economic golden age should be here any day now
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rew @grandmarew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Dexor @dexor.me · 14/07/2026
PAX West is coming fast! My favorite part (besides seeing all the awesome people) is definitely the Omegathon. I’m in this video for like 1 whole second, but across multiple clips. 🤣
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/07/2026
DeLAURO: Has SBA conducted a study of if small businesses are struggling to access tariff refunds compared to larger firms? LOEFFLER: No ma'am DeLAURO: Will you commit to doing one? LOEFFLER: I will commit to continuing to advance the interests of small businesses DeLAURO: Oh, god
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The opposite of gout is gin and I know which I would prefer.
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i put a kalshi on trump NOT saying “350 foot slit” today and lost big
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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 22/06/2026
With ALT text. It also should be noted that all of those things are still available. Stop using genAI & search on your own. The reality is that living under capitalism means they will monetize anything they can get their hands on & convince you that you need to buy it from them. You don't.
:Screenshot of a Twitter/X post from Suraj Sharma @suraj_sharma14.

Bro I'm so sick of pretending this isn't weird.

The internet spent 20 years creating tutorials, open-source projects, blog posts, & answers for free.

AI companies turned all of it into products worth billions.

And now the same people who created that knowledge are being told they're replaceable.

We built the library.

Someone else started charging admission.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Weyland-Yutani from Aliens is a surprisingly realistic portrayal of companies nowadays because you never get any real idea of how they actually make money but they certainly have a desire to do evil and sometimes Paul Reiser is there
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Eridian tv sales man: Billy Amaze Amaze Amaze here! Do you have much damage, question?
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dante’s peak: it’ll boil your grandma!
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i removed a ceiling fixture with the rotating blades. not a fan, is what im saying . see ya later, oscillator, is also what im saying . folks,,
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Heck yeah I like UFOs U nlimited F rench O nion s oup
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Porkins (1981) #StarWarsDay
Perkins (Rebel Pervert) sneaks a peek into the women's locker room, and then dies.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Yoru is chilling… Uni is plotting something
Two black-and-white cats sitting in separate cardboard boxes
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 25/04/2026
Well shit. Got me again.
Image saying "0 Days since it was DNS (It's always DNS)"
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me to myself after every human interaction
Still from the television show Letterkenny showing Wayne sitting outside and speaking. Text reads "wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud."
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 02/04/2026
He's ready for everything (except the apocalypse)! 😀
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
One thing Trump has successfully done is cowed a lot of people into thinking they can't call for meaningful accountability for him and his cronies because it would be "revenge" or "political" and therefore illegitimate. Absolutely essential to reject that
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“He makes a very bad loser.” - @economist.com www.economist.com/leaders/2026...
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
www.vxreddit.com/r/AskSociali...
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From the AskSocialists community on Reddit: Are you willing to die for the billionaire Epstein class?
Explore this post and more from the AskSocialists community
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James Qualls @jamesqualls.com · 11/03/2026
If you still condone this administration, you're a special kind of stupid. We bombed a school filled with young girls. Gas just jumped 40 cents. Not to mention the cost of American lives. I'm beginning to think Bibi is Bubba. What's a few more trillion?
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ms. Marvel Kamala Khan kisses her cat on the top of the head and self narrates: "And that's when it hits me. Nothing is going to be the same. Ever again."
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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Sometimes I tell myself I deserve a little treat. And by “little treat,” I mean an entire sleeve of Thin Mints.
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Saw these cool alt land proxies! i.redd.it/sfruzfdqmalg...
A land cycle for the game magic the gathering. An artist has changed the article of the 5 land cycle to resemble 80s VHS tape boxes. This is very cool, and nostalgic as fuck
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
If we, as a country, at all levels, cannot say “rape, pedophilia, murder, and fascism are bad and should be punished” Then this ship America is sunk.
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
If a game dev in aaa is rewarded with a layoff for finishing your product, what is the impetus to do a good job until release?
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Where are the FILES, Donny?!
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I feel like I’m watching the downfall of the country I live in, moment to moment.
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The Middleton @mightymid.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year, everyone
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 19/12/2025
The goal of companies generating AI was never to make the world a better place, it was for engagement. And they’re willing to make you go insane to get it. Watch the full video on YouTube: OpenAI Wants You To Go Insane youtu.be/fPW3B6v60nc
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OpenAI Wants You To Go Insane
YouTube video by Adam Conover
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