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Wintzards of the Coast

@drilmagic.bsky.social
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parody account putting @dril tweets on Magic cards

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rew @grandmarew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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UpperDeckardCain @fearraveen.gobirds.online · 22/08/2026
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rew @grandmarew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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rew @grandmarew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 28/04/2026
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Endless Cockroaches: if every person on earth killed 1000 bugs every day we would have no more bugs #noBugs #stopBugs
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 03/04/2026
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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Kambal, Profiteering Mayor
“when i become mayor your penis will not disappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore”
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 03/04/2026
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I went rummaging through my archive from the old bad website and dug up all my @drilmagic.bsky.social posts from back there. Feel like this one has become relevant for some reason.
A magic card called inspiring statuary. It costs 3 uncoloured mana to cast. The image is a sort of gold robot thing. The text has been replaced with a dril tweet that reads "us military displays extremely rare princess diana beanie baby w/ certificate of authenticity in the most devastating show of force to date"
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Abyssal Hunter: Mr. Finding My Smile
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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 29/03/2026
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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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A magic card called Due Respect. The card text has been replaced with a dril post that reads "sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by-about 5ft away. I lock my car doors out of respect."
The card depicts Elesh Norn. From the wiki: "Elesh Norn had a very tall, almost skeletally thin humanoid figure. Her body was composed of red sinuous flesh and white metallic porcelain. Her eyeless face carried a broad shield-like body visor. Her mouth was filled with needle-like teeth."
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
High Perfect Morcant: im the ceo of legs
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Rest in Peace: Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Arthur, Marigold Knight: my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Entropic Battlecruiser: most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Hovel Hurler: Time to show these douscebags my real power (throws a big tree branch at a guys car)
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Deflection: the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Golos, Tireless Pilgrim: mean while, while you were "Gaming ", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Settle the Wreckage: my plan is to inherent my uncles stolen land and convert his failed trailer park into a sort of israel for Gooning victims
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Imposter Syndrome: every generation deserves at least 5 movies named "Spider Man 2"
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Icatian Moneychanger: i didnt understand how interest at the bank works until someone explained to me its like storing cum up in your balls
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath: one thing i will never joke about is "Darth Bator" the guy who jacked off too much and became Evil
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hammer Helper: gamer posture is equally as valid as normal posture.  i will no longer be silent, of this
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Charge Through: Fucker Bowl
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Ornery Goblin: pissed off because people are watching their precious football instead of asking me why im pissed off
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Bloodlust Inciter: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Dark Prophecy: #GroundhogDay is the one day a year where the nation can put asaide the partisan politics and sacrifice a large rodent to God

BURN THE RAT 42.6%
Let Him Live In Disgrace 57.4%
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Winter Sky: listeing to the updated version of the "baby its cold outside" song where the guy's trying to convince the woman to leave so he can jack off
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
And four more. @drilmagic.bsky.social
Mowu, Loyal Companion
Legendary Creature - Hound
wint @dril
dogs used to say "Arf" and "Bow-Wow" . Now they say shit like "Wouwouwouwou"
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Creature - Kor Cleric
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#MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. #MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. YOU HEARD CORRECTLY. #MOMCHAT IS NOW MAINSTREAM. EASILY ACCESSIBLE BY FALSE MOMS. FUCK TWITTER

She provides marks of protection to those she chooses as family.
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a 3x3 picture of my dirty teeth, framed ornately and hung on the wall of a mafia-owned jiffy lube waiting room in louisville, kentucky.Hackrobat 1BR
Creature - Human Rogue
wint @dril
#ThingsThatKeepMeAwakeAtNight 62% of teens report achieving a "sexual thrill" by committing acts of violence, up from 38% in 1992 #Rasmussen
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Some old creations for @drilmagic.bsky.social.
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(the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
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10:50 AM * 15 Mar 2017Solitary Confinement 2W
Enchantment
wint @dril
i consider protected, locked accounts, to be the most Powerful accounts... for it is they who have Blocked the entire world
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12:38 PM * 22 May 2017Lorthos, the Tidemaker 5UUU
Legendary Creature - Octopus
wint @dril
if the infamous "OCTO MOM" were to come out of the woodwork and start preaching to us of her thoughts of politics, i would just about SHIT..
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8/8Kindercatch 3GGG
Creature - Spirit
wint @dril
Replying to @dril @SuccuCirno and 3 others
let the record show that the minor-attracted genius blocked me after i said this
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Howl of the Night Pack: im watching my gf transform into wolves . the wolves have the same tattoos that she have. she can turn back into a person when she wants to.
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Orcish Farmer: its dumb that the san quentin Milking Division just throws all of the prisoner cum in the trash when they could feed it to livestock instead
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Wasteful Harvest: first off, trees are bullshit
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Strixhaven Stadium: the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Gwendlyn Di Corci: getting my Dick finagled , by my tantric wifebride, in my chamber's
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Ravenous Baboons: having to spell the word "lunch" instead of saying it so the boys don't get too excited
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Traveling Botanist: im thinking the next big industry is dog humanization services. surgery to make dogs look like a man, stand upright, etc. its what they want
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Ajani, Nacatl Avenger: "horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Chain Reaction: "this is going to sound so cool" i rev the engine and it explodes, leaving me rolling around on the road with a smouldering dick & ass crack
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Reject Imperfection: looking how to become more cyber
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Barrage Ogre: 100% body fat, 49 year old, normal Male. good at turning purple while lifting boulders and dropping them in ex-wife's driveway. Army strong
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Rapid Hybridization: how do i morph
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Mocking Sprite: i respect youir beliefs so much (jack off motion) theres no possible way your opinion can totally suck me Hard
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Dryad of the Ilysian Grove: they are trying to make the 2020s the decade of Nude
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Spider-Verse: "multi verse" fuck your self. you`re only allowed to have one universe per costumed dipshit. absolutely none of this is my problem
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Tragic Poet: "buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Tidal Force: i was bullied and tortured at school because i was the only kid with a waterbed. so i got surgery and became a waterbed. suck my cock trolls
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Agoraphobia: i go outside for the rfirst time in 7 years and a biplane immediately shoots a chemtrail at my dick and makes it 2 inches shorter. typical
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