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Wintzards of the Coast

@drilmagic.bsky.social

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parody account putting @dril tweets on Magic cards

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rew @grandmarew.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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UpperDeckardCain @fearraveen.gobirds.online · 22/08/2026

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rew @grandmarew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

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rew @grandmarew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 28/04/2026

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Endless Cockroaches: if every person on earth killed 1000 bugs every day we would have no more bugs #noBugs #stopBugs

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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 03/04/2026

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urza’s toyota previa @showmeyourtithes.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

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Kambal, Profiteering Mayor
“when i become mayor your penis will not disappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore”

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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 03/04/2026

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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I went rummaging through my archive from the old bad website and dug up all my @drilmagic.bsky.social posts from back there. Feel like this one has become relevant for some reason.

A magic card called inspiring statuary. It costs 3 uncoloured mana to cast. The image is a sort of gold robot thing. The text has been replaced with a dril tweet that reads "us military displays extremely rare princess diana beanie baby w/ certificate of authenticity in the most devastating show of force to date"

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Abyssal Hunter: Mr. Finding My Smile

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The Baja Blastard @ozk.lan.church · 29/03/2026

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Archanemone @ingheanrowan.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

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A magic card called Due Respect. The card text has been replaced with a dril post that reads "sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by-about 5ft away. I lock my car doors out of respect."
The card depicts Elesh Norn. From the wiki: "Elesh Norn had a very tall, almost skeletally thin humanoid figure. Her body was composed of red sinuous flesh and white metallic porcelain. Her eyeless face carried a broad shield-like body visor. Her mouth was filled with needle-like teeth."

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

High Perfect Morcant: im the ceo of legs

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Rest in Peace: Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Arthur, Marigold Knight: my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Entropic Battlecruiser: most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Hovel Hurler: Time to show these douscebags my real power (throws a big tree branch at a guys car)

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Deflection: the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Golos, Tireless Pilgrim: mean while, while you were "Gaming ", i tasted 100 different wines in a cave behind a waterfall and cried into a shaman's arms

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Settle the Wreckage: my plan is to inherent my uncles stolen land and convert his failed trailer park into a sort of israel for Gooning victims

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Imposter Syndrome: every generation deserves at least 5 movies named "Spider Man 2"

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Icatian Moneychanger: i didnt understand how interest at the bank works until someone explained to me its like storing cum up in your balls

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath: one thing i will never joke about is "Darth Bator" the guy who jacked off too much and became Evil

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Hammer Helper: gamer posture is equally as valid as normal posture. i will no longer be silent, of this

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Charge Through: Fucker Bowl

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Ornery Goblin: pissed off because people are watching their precious football instead of asking me why im pissed off

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Bloodlust Inciter: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Dark Prophecy: #GroundhogDay is the one day a year where the nation can put asaide the partisan politics and sacrifice a large rodent to God

BURN THE RAT 42.6%
Let Him Live In Disgrace 57.4%

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Winter Sky: listeing to the updated version of the "baby its cold outside" song where the guy's trying to convince the woman to leave so he can jack off

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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

And four more. @drilmagic.bsky.social

Mowu, Loyal Companion
Legendary Creature - Hound
wint @dril
dogs used to say "Arf" and "Bow-Wow" . Now they say shit like "Wouwouwouwou"
5:30 PM * 27 Apr 2019
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Giver of Runes W
Creature - Kor Cleric
wint @dril
#MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. #MOMCHAT IS TRENDING. YOU HEARD CORRECTLY. #MOMCHAT IS NOW MAINSTREAM. EASILY ACCESSIBLE BY FALSE MOMS. FUCK TWITTER

She provides marks of protection to those she chooses as family.
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Pulling Teeth 1B
Sorcery
wint @dril
a 3x3 picture of my dirty teeth, framed ornately and hung on the wall of a mafia-owned jiffy lube waiting room in louisville, kentucky.

Hackrobat 1BR
Creature - Human Rogue
wint @dril
#ThingsThatKeepMeAwakeAtNight 62% of teens report achieving a "sexual thrill" by committing acts of violence, up from 38% in 1992 #Rasmussen
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Zemyla @zemyla.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Some old creations for @drilmagic.bsky.social.

Withstand 2W
Instant
wint @dril
(the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
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10:50 AM * 15 Mar 2017

Solitary Confinement 2W
Enchantment
wint @dril
i consider protected, locked accounts, to be the most Powerful accounts... for it is they who have Blocked the entire world
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12:38 PM * 22 May 2017

Lorthos, the Tidemaker 5UUU
Legendary Creature - Octopus
wint @dril
if the infamous "OCTO MOM" were to come out of the woodwork and start preaching to us of her thoughts of politics, i would just about SHIT..
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Kindercatch 3GGG
Creature - Spirit
wint @dril
Replying to @dril @SuccuCirno and 3 others
let the record show that the minor-attracted genius blocked me after i said this
1:22 PM * 22 May 2019
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Howl of the Night Pack: im watching my gf transform into wolves . the wolves have the same tattoos that she have. she can turn back into a person when she wants to.

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Orcish Farmer: its dumb that the san quentin Milking Division just throws all of the prisoner cum in the trash when they could feed it to livestock instead

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Wasteful Harvest: first off, trees are bullshit

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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Strixhaven Stadium: the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Gwendlyn Di Corci: getting my Dick finagled , by my tantric wifebride, in my chamber's

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Ravenous Baboons: having to spell the word "lunch" instead of saying it so the boys don't get too excited

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Traveling Botanist: im thinking the next big industry is dog humanization services. surgery to make dogs look like a man, stand upright, etc. its what they want

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

Ajani, Nacatl Avenger: "horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Chain Reaction: "this is going to sound so cool" i rev the engine and it explodes, leaving me rolling around on the road with a smouldering dick & ass crack

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Reject Imperfection: looking how to become more cyber

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Barrage Ogre: 100% body fat, 49 year old, normal Male. good at turning purple while lifting boulders and dropping them in ex-wife's driveway. Army strong

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Rapid Hybridization: how do i morph

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Mocking Sprite: i respect youir beliefs so much (jack off motion) theres no possible way your opinion can totally suck me Hard

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Dryad of the Ilysian Grove: they are trying to make the 2020s the decade of Nude

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Spider-Verse: "multi verse" fuck your self. you`re only allowed to have one universe per costumed dipshit. absolutely none of this is my problem

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Tragic Poet: "buckwild" or "hogwild"?? im writing a poem for my gf

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Tidal Force: i was bullied and tortured at school because i was the only kid with a waterbed. so i got surgery and became a waterbed. suck my cock trolls

Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Agoraphobia: i go outside for the rfirst time in 7 years and a biplane immediately shoots a chemtrail at my dick and makes it 2 inches shorter. typical