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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
i guess the idea of genius is appealing because it suggests there's a shortcut to the tedious experience of becoming good at something. and if there's no shortcut the time spent looking for a domain you're naturally gifted at is just more time wasted. ok happy monday everyone let's get this bread
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it's possible to miss on a joke and not have it be a referendum on your whole life
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Love Will Tear Us A New One
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Tim Ford @timfordwrites.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Weirdly inspiring
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
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mickyjwinner.bsky.social @mickyjwinner.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“Bolth”
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be supportive. Say stuff like, “Nice battling, dude.”
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
bird diplomacy isn't in the bible
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
A very 1980s woman holds hot dogs in each hand one of which she’s taking a bite out of. She has a purple ribbon in her hair and green wrapped around sunglasses that look like the visor of Cyclops from the X-Men. She says, “Any way you slice it, it leaves you lonely! You just want so bad for somebody to want you!” To her left, a left hand is held up as if to make her stop talking and the person attached to that hand says, “DESIRE! HMPH! It’s the root of EVERYTHING in this universe! Ever since I learned of this thing desire, I’ve had nothing but pain, grief, and trouble!“
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
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Letters of Note @lettersofnote.com · 12/02/2026
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
THE CASE OF THE STUTTERING PIG (1937)
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Younger generations don't realize how influential The Beatles were. The guitar didn't exist before The Beatles invented it. Songs didn't have lyrics before Paul McCartney wrote Hey Jude. Music used to be a bunch of guys in a field, clapping rocks together and yelling "Shaw! Shaw!" up at the sun.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 04/02/2026
good morning ☀️ i hope you are happy, and if you are not that it is only temporary. may we work toward a better., okay? good :D destroy what makes your good time bad! enjoy the computer and be
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
When you boil it down to its most basic elements, Scooby Doo and the gang were essentially freelance insurance fraud investigators.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Morning.
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The Spooky Dude @2house2fly.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
son it is time for cruelty (rerun)
homer simpson stands in the living room of the simpsons house, t-posing, his eyes vacant and unfocused, bart stands opposite him. homer says to bart, "son it is time. for cruelty. I will use my hands."
Bart replies "don't. cow man."

Homer looks stunned in a close up.

Back to the wide, Homer's head is now on the body of a cow. Homer says "if violence is man's nature, then to reject violence, does one stop being a human?
If it is, then truly man is a lowly beast.
Either way, I am free."
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Screenshot from the Super Friends cartoon as Wonder Twin Jana is a talking hound dog in the snow. Subtitle: “Shape of a hummingbird.“
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink because of all the men being taught how to fish
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
maybe she’s burn with it maybe it’s gasoline
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
hey my roommate's out. you want to come listen to the rite of spring and get scared?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 29/10/2025
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
maybe the real treasure was the trove of priceless jewels we found along the way
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
JEEPERS CREEPERS (1939)
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
OLIVE GARDEN WAITER: *grating cheese* say when TRICK OR TREATER: uhh
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I come from a long line of folks
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
the moon blinked. instant, easy to miss, but i saw it. now she sees me. the veil has been lifted, that forbidden covenant between man and moon broken; never peek behind the curtain, never know her for what she truly is. now she stares death. oblivion approaches, rising with her hateful tides. lmao
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The secret location of the canal is under lock and quay.
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
today marks my 32nd orbit around our benevolent god-sun, basking in it's warm gaze like a lizard on a hot rock. my only wish is that we all find kindness in each other but also maybe instead of feet we just have another set of hands so i can flip the cops off with twice as much power. quad bird, pig
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
in terms of laying plans mice are clearly a top two creature, probably neck and neck with humans
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
(nineties surfer dude "bodacious babe" voice) salient points
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Charlie Wilde 🫧 @factsimile23.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
“IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
1989 WAS A GREAT YEAR FOR THE DEAD CRISP SOUND, BIGGER JAMS AND JERRY WAS LUCID AND CREATIVE THERE ARE GREAT SHOWS THROUGHOUT THE 80S BUT 87-89 WERE THE BEST YEARS WITH A PEAK IN 1990 WHICH WAS PROBABLY THE BEST YEAR FOR THE DEAD SINCE 1977”
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
this is just brutal and I'm old enough to know it's true
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
TOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Super Bingus 2. Tender Loaf 3. Crime Bean 4. Le Squishe 5. Load-bearing Tater 6. Royal Softling 7. Electric Spiceweasel 8. Pantaloosian 9. Tammy 10. Dinky Porch Pebble
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
- you clean up that banksy? - sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
i suspect my grandmother is in fight club bc she literally never talks about it. i’m on to you, bitch.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Morning.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
king of the road
A portrait of a large trucker with a bushy mustache and a mullet, wearing a trucker hat that says "tired of flinching at shadows, of being caught in a cycle of nebulous shifting terror, I have overcome the god of fear and no longer does he rule over me. Gas, grass, or ass appreciated but not necessary. Anyone can ride for free."

The trucker is himself saying "reckon th' road's one big open mouth, 'll up 'n swallow you whole if'n you let it."
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