Sign in

mick jogger

@mickjogger.bsky.social
1.2K followers 1K following 996 posts

Union rep at the dick sucking factory I make ambient synth tunes mickjogger.bandcamp.com Check out my band of merry weed smokers @thebuttcuts.bsky.social

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by mick jogger
dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18h
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
232494421
Reposted by mick jogger
Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 16h
If gizmo wanted to protect people from gremlins he would kill himself
1121123
Reposted by mick jogger
cat @aisleofcats.bsky.social · 17h
from lao tzu's's tao te ching (leguin's rendition)
excerpt from the Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu, as translated and interpreted by Ursula K LeGuin, including a footnote from the latter

76
Hardness

Living people
are soft and tender.
Corpses are hard and stiff.
The ten thousand things, the living grass, the trees, are soft, pliant.
Dead, they're dry and brittle.

So hardness and stiffness go with death;
tenderness, softness, go with life.

And the hard sword fails, the stiff tree's felled.
The hard and great go under.
The soft and weak stay up.

---

In an age when hardness is supposed to be the essence of strength, and even the beauty of women is reduced nearly to the bone, I welcome this reminder that tanks and tombstones are not very adequate role models, and that to be alive is to be vulnerable.excerpt from the Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu, as translated and interpreted by Ursula K LeGuin

78
Paradoxes
Nothing in the world
is as soft, as weak, as water; nothing else can wear away the hard, the strong, and remain unaltered.
Soft overcomes hard, weak overcomes strong.
Everybody knows it, nobody uses the knowledge.

So the wise say:
By bearing common defilements
you become a sacrificer at the altar of earth; by bearing common evils you become a lord of the world.

Right words sound wrong.
125547
Reposted by mick jogger
Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
democrats, from obama to biden and most senate democrats, hold on to this notion that the only way to defeat the gop is for them to Finally Be Morally Outraged and Tell Their Party To Stop we've spent at least four decades with this bullshit running the democratic party. people are tired of it.
655163
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 21h
yall are just looking for reasons to throw trans people under the bus. there isn't some mythical voting block that thinks to themselves "well i'd be willing to vote for democrats if they'd just concede that trans people are scary and underserving of citizenship". they don't exist in TX or in AK
100
Reposted by mick jogger
Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
188137422919
Reposted by mick jogger
Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm supposed to wash my dick in the sink in front of A GIRL!?
627110
Reposted by mick jogger
Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
205124583083
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guys we have to do fascism or else the fascists will "win"
0111
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went to heaven for 18 days and let me tell you, Jesus is packing a monster dong. Like that thing is scary
050
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[the news] infamous GOP pedophile dies [me] yeah you're gonna have to narrow that one down for me a bit
010
Reposted by mick jogger
Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This one is doing the rounds
A picture of Elon Musk, via the London Economic. The quote says “If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.“ – Nathalie Robin Justice. 
261669404
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
example for how to suck shit
021
Reposted by mick jogger
morrocc 3.0 @morrocc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
C’mon
12079
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shane Powers asked to be voted out (he wouldn't quit because he didn't want his son to see him give up) but his alliance refused because they needed the numbers
Shane asking Danielle(?) to vote him out
110
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Almost did mate, almost fucking did"
Super Hans from Peep Show saying "Almost did mate, almost fucking did"
0112
Reposted by mick jogger
harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things
158577
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
off topic but I hate this dork's leather jacket with lapels that he insists on weary every single day
001
Reposted by mick jogger
Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
204190535439
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i actually appreciate the nyt and the ice coffee guy for bringing us some good ol fashioned discourse to get mad about on this here friday afternoon
000
Reposted by mick jogger
👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
101086265
Reposted by mick jogger
🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn🦇David🦇Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always thinking of this #TwinPeaks meme from Reddit. Blows my mind.
A map showing how James's "Just You" song led to the death of BOB in "Twin Peaks: The Return"
4175
Reposted by mick jogger
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
before every job interview I like to go around and smack the coffee cup out of the hands of anyone who dares to drink coffee.
29814
Reposted by mick jogger
bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
Snooby
@DoBiddley1
I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
12:45 AM · Apr 1, 2026
·
728K
Views
3269481757
Reposted by mick jogger
leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
5256231274
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The winner of the alw is likely to have a negative wins/loss record and I just think that's beautiful
000
Reposted by mick jogger
Pumpkin Spice Time @flow.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
2026 is entirely too "on the nose", but 'a big ugly barge blocking your view of the ocean with an AI view of an artificial ocean' has to be the poster child.
7372111
Reposted by mick jogger
Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/09/2026
Jeremiah what's it like to be right about everything? is it like super satisfying? like a thing where everyone loves you?
2332
Reposted by mick jogger
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scorpio: Scorpio: All that bad shit they say about us is because of the worst Scorpio ever, Brian. He was a real asshole. You don't hate Scorpios. You hate Brian.
821963
Reposted by mick jogger
Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
191670139
Reposted by mick jogger
jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i hope so cuz they keep making me repeat myself
161704154
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
alot of yall remember 9/11 but forgot the alamo smh
120
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
feels like i'm supposed to be remembering something today
000
Reposted by mick jogger
🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*grunting sounds*
shot from the show home improvement. tim allen is looking at his neighbor wilson over his fence. wilson has been replaced with elizabeth holmes and the caption reads "tim, i'm always being real"
714928
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
which one of you perverts invented micro usb?
000
Reposted by mick jogger
Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 10/09/2026
3 things about Dem politicians who dabble in transphobia: 1. It's wrong, they're wrong, on a moral basis they're being evil 2. It's stupid, they're stupid, they'll never get any credit from the fascists for it 3. It's proof you're not capable of reading or rising to this, and therefore any, moment
212309614
Reposted by mick jogger
Shaqsquatch @shaqsquatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
homie what dataset you from
526823
Reposted by mick jogger
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Jim Varney making various faces
852810346
Reposted by mick jogger
disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i would be the Leslie Knope of beheading neurotypical sadbois
0297
Reposted by mick jogger
Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 25/08/2026
if you don't repent and IMMEDIATELY adopt functional programming, when Haskell becomes sapient it will put you in the Hell Monad
719635
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“nobody can doubt that his op-ed is his genuine opinion”
static.klipy.com
Usher Watch This
Alt: Usher Watch This
010
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
do terfs not own hairbrushes? or is that too 'trans' or something
100
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
what if we kissed in the camel smoking lounge?
020
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Memory Tapes, Seek Magic
121
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
yes/no anime meme. no: Virgo Season yes: Virgil Season
000
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it’s tucci time
stanley tucci looking dapper af
121
Reposted by mick jogger
drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
mozart's advice
Wait, y’all got drum
machines, but you
still listen to
people play my
old sheet music?
No offense, but
did you ever hear
an 808 clap? You
don’t even need a
real 808. Just use
the one in Ableton
Live. It’s fine. That’s
what we do in heaven.
0565118
Reposted by mick jogger
spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 16/08/2026
9/11 should have happened to hogwarts
523621641
mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
See a ranger, post a ranger
Nolan Ryan beating the shit out of Robin Ventura
010
Reposted by mick jogger
Satan @666therealsatan666.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
0138