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Union rep at the dick sucking factory I make ambient synth tunes mickjogger.bandcamp.com Check out my band of merry weed smokers @thebuttcuts.bsky.social

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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 6h
welp
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If gizmo wanted to protect people from gremlins he would kill himself
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cat @aisleofcats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
from lao tzu's's tao te ching (leguin's rendition)
excerpt from the Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu, as translated and interpreted by Ursula K LeGuin, including a footnote from the latter

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Hardness

Living people
are soft and tender.
Corpses are hard and stiff.
The ten thousand things, the living grass, the trees, are soft, pliant.
Dead, they're dry and brittle.

So hardness and stiffness go with death;
tenderness, softness, go with life.

And the hard sword fails, the stiff tree's felled.
The hard and great go under.
The soft and weak stay up.

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In an age when hardness is supposed to be the essence of strength, and even the beauty of women is reduced nearly to the bone, I welcome this reminder that tanks and tombstones are not very adequate role models, and that to be alive is to be vulnerable.excerpt from the Tao Te Ching by Lao Tzu, as translated and interpreted by Ursula K LeGuin

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Paradoxes
Nothing in the world
is as soft, as weak, as water; nothing else can wear away the hard, the strong, and remain unaltered.
Soft overcomes hard, weak overcomes strong.
Everybody knows it, nobody uses the knowledge.

So the wise say:
By bearing common defilements
you become a sacrificer at the altar of earth; by bearing common evils you become a lord of the world.

Right words sound wrong.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
democrats, from obama to biden and most senate democrats, hold on to this notion that the only way to defeat the gop is for them to Finally Be Morally Outraged and Tell Their Party To Stop we've spent at least four decades with this bullshit running the democratic party. people are tired of it.
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
and then, because you have conceded to the fascists talking points, they will dig up any time in the past that you were somewhat teppidly supportive of trans people and say "see! they supported trans people and now they say they don't because they are inauthentic liars!" and they won't be wrong
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
other marginalized people can also see this and may think "wow looks like that political party is composed of people that are more than happy to throw me to fascist wolves the second I become even somewhat politically inconvenient" and are also alienated.
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you know who does actually exist though? trans voters and their allies who you alienate when you signal that you'd be more than happy to eliminate their rights you pick up zero votes and lose plenty. it's bad politics. the only reason to do this shit is because it's what you actually believe
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yall are just looking for reasons to throw trans people under the bus. there isn't some mythical voting block that thinks to themselves "well i'd be willing to vote for democrats if they'd just concede that trans people are scary and underserving of citizenship". they don't exist in TX or in AK
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
centrist losers have been working off the assumption that these cynical ploys would work for past decade and it still has not gained even one net new vote. you are far more aligned with Republicans than me
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this kind of thing will win over no net new voters and will alienate some that you already had on your side. it's stupid politics on top of being cowardly and evil. its that simple
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm supposed to wash my dick in the sink in front of A GIRL!?
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Throwing vulnerable minorities to the fascist wolves IS fascism you fucking dummy
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Guys we have to do fascism or else the fascists will "win"
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what does "winning" mean when you are agreeing to throw people under the bus? I swear all you people care about is the letter next to a politician's name and nothing else at all
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I went to heaven for 18 days and let me tell you, Jesus is packing a monster dong. Like that thing is scary
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[the news] infamous GOP pedophile dies [me] yeah you're gonna have to narrow that one down for me a bit
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This one is doing the rounds
A picture of Elon Musk, via the London Economic. The quote says “If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes.“ – Nathalie Robin Justice. 
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
example for how to suck shit
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morrocc 3.0 @morrocc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
C’mon
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
from what i remember he was like 2 pack a day smoker and went cold turkey on survivor. he was truly off his gourd www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l4z...
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Survivor Panama: Best of Shane Powers
YouTube video by Blake
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man was desperate for a cigarette
Shane smoking a cig during a reward outing
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shane Powers asked to be voted out (he wouldn't quit because he didn't want his son to see him give up) but his alliance refused because they needed the numbers
Shane asking Danielle(?) to vote him out
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Almost did mate, almost fucking did"
Super Hans from Peep Show saying "Almost did mate, almost fucking did"
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harry @hairy-son.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
off topic but I hate this dork's leather jacket with lapels that he insists on weary every single day
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i actually appreciate the nyt and the ice coffee guy for bringing us some good ol fashioned discourse to get mad about on this here friday afternoon
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👺 hell camino acid 👻👹 @sexdracula.rocks · 25/09/2026
the "don't bring iced coffee to an interview" discourse is great bc it's such a succinct and clarifying example of how private businesses aren't efficient & logical enterprises, they're just arbitrary in-groups ruled by sociopaths, power tripping on their ability to enforce pointless bullshit norms
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🖖🏳️‍⚧️T'Lynn🦇David🦇Cooper🏳️‍⚧️🖖 @awholedamntown.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Always thinking of this #TwinPeaks meme from Reddit. Blows my mind.
A map showing how James's "Just You" song led to the death of BOB in "Twin Peaks: The Return"
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
before every job interview I like to go around and smack the coffee cup out of the hands of anyone who dares to drink coffee.
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man take this shit back to linkedin
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The winner of the alw is likely to have a negative wins/loss record and I just think that's beautiful
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Pumpkin Spice Time @flow.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
2026 is entirely too "on the nose", but 'a big ugly barge blocking your view of the ocean with an AI view of an artificial ocean' has to be the poster child.
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what in the hose water is this?
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/09/2026
Jeremiah what's it like to be right about everything? is it like super satisfying? like a thing where everyone loves you?
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Scorpio: Scorpio: All that bad shit they say about us is because of the worst Scorpio ever, Brian. He was a real asshole. You don't hate Scorpios. You hate Brian.
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
social media is stored in the balls
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
Beer isn't addictive. It makes you more sociable and is a great way to spend time with friends. That's why I have eight of them a day: because I love talking to my friends so much
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jonathan Frakes: It Never Happened
Alt: Jonathan Frakes: It Never Happened
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i hope so cuz they keep making me repeat myself
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
alot of yall remember 9/11 but forgot the alamo smh
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
feels like i'm supposed to be remembering something today
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what's a shoulder?
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*grunting sounds*
shot from the show home improvement. tim allen is looking at his neighbor wilson over his fence. wilson has been replaced with elizabeth holmes and the caption reads "tim, i'm always being real"
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mick jogger @mickjogger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
which one of you perverts invented micro usb?
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