Michel Pimpant @michelpimpant.eurosky.social · 15hJe reviens du marché……………. Même les balances du primeur font le « six-seven »………….. jeunisme…….. 150
Reposted by Michel PimpantBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23hMe, trying to make small talk with Ishmael about his podcast 161069114
Reposted by Michel Pimpantda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN 042480
Reposted by Michel PimpantMariglouglou @mariglouglou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Les mecs à deux doigts d'inventer la soupe. 921136212
Reposted by Michel PimpantBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this. 1945984401
Reposted by Michel Pimpantrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373576853
Reposted by Michel Pimpantfoaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train 394614785
Reposted by Michel PimpantQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 07/10/2026#SpookyMonth64 5838971107
Michel Pimpant @michelpimpant.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026La belote ? Je déteste ce jeu, donc ce serait une aubaine. 100
Michel Pimpant @michelpimpant.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026Mon boulanger, qui lit Psychologie Magazine : « Le petit Pujadas manspreadant sur un tabouret ne peut pas vous faire de mal » Moi : ok, mais mes croissants ? Mon boulanger : regardez cette capture d’écran avec le petit Pujadas. Moi : il y a du monde derrière moi… Mon boulanger : le petit Pujadas ! 040
Reposted by Michel PimpantCurly Endive @audeleme.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Bismillah c'est les ténèbres 1342977
Michel Pimpant @michelpimpant.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026Ce like ? Il est à vous, prenez-le. Mais ne vous cassez pas. Restez encore un peu. 0100
Michel Pimpant @michelpimpant.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026Déprimant comme un horoscope écrit par genIA et lu par une genIA. 021
Reposted by Michel PimpantFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar 141040166
Reposted by Michel PimpantQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026#SpookyMonth64 3741291082
Reposted by Michel Pimpantm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 01/10/2026yeah, you name a baby andre the giant what did you think was gonna happen?? 010212
Reposted by Michel PimpantTeeg (but spooky) @teeketch.art · 06/10/2026I can finally rest (lol not really as I am now getting October's art done and still have gigs to wrap up) Art for September's Patreon postcard (mailing out in October) patreon.com/teeketch 613828
Reposted by Michel PimpantBoudettoromantik @boudettegirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Smells like colle bien fraîche sur les murs* 515241
Reposted by Michel PimpantCartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Good news for voice actors. SAG-AFTRA’s new TV animation deal includes wage hikes, AI protections, and better residuals. Imagine if the artists responsible for characters’ entire physical performances got residuals, too. www.cartoonbrew.com/artist-right...cartoonbrew.comSAG-AFTRA TV Animation Deal Boosts Wages, AI ProtectionsSAG-AFTRA members will vote on a new TV animation deal featuring annual wage increases, expanded AI protections, better residuals, and benefit gains. 2313125
Reposted by Michel Pimpantcat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Art Teacher: your drawings are due tomorrow me: [hours later] maybe add in some grapes police sketch artist: ..a bowl of fruit attacked you? 213316
Reposted by Michel Pimpantcat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024and the award for best neckwear goes to.. well would you look at that, it's a tie 15890131
Reposted by Michel Pimpantcat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 15/02/2025TSA agent: why is your suitcase so wet me: you mean my soupcase? 1899
Reposted by Michel PimpantViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 05/04/2025And the Michelin Man removed the tire from his waist and gave it to them, saying, “Take this and drive; for this is my body.” 352026402
Reposted by Michel Pimpantcat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 30/05/2025[girl petting my dog] what's his name? [me thinking about how women want to feel safe] seat belt 227372
Reposted by Michel Pimpantcat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026(second date) me: [eager to show off new tattoo] remember how you said you liked garlic bread 233048
Michel Pimpant @michelpimpant.eurosky.social · 06/10/2026Ne me remerciez pas, Gregorito : remerciez la gratuité de l’humour concis d’inconnus en ligne 010
Reposted by Michel PimpantJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Cop: sit on that chair, we're gonna interrogate you Lawyer (whispering): deny everything Me (loudly): that isn't a chair 322963
Reposted by Michel PimpantJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 01/12/2024[Prehistoric times] Mom: when you get married, your husband will be the hunter Daughter: so I gather 124339
Reposted by Michel PimpantTodd 'Papi' Carlos @thetoddwilliams.bsky.social · 03/12/2024ME *enjoying a pizza*: Mmm, just what the doctor ordered {knock, knock} ME *opening door*: Hello? DOCTOR: Do you have my pizza? 8891140
Reposted by Michel Pimpantcat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 30/11/2024spelling bee judge: your word is respect me: can you use it in...a song spelling bee judge: nice try 249386
Reposted by Michel PimpantDave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 04/12/2024*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert* 272052389
Reposted by Michel PimpantDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/07/2023interviewer: give me an example of a time when you took control of a situation me: no, YOU give ME an example interviewer: lol okay, that was pretty impressive me: I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go interviewer: *being led away by security* what is happening right now 102145552
Reposted by Michel PimpantJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024him: my dad left when I was younger, around 7 me: before rush hour, smart move 71242167
Reposted by Michel PimpantJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 02/06/2023Son: daddy, there's a monster under my bed Me *ruffles his hair* why do you think I chose the other room? 021754
Reposted by Michel Pimpantslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 06/12/2024optimus prime: did she just wink at me? me: i think she’s turning left 162344360
Reposted by Michel PimpantJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Cop: you're going to prison for forgery Me *slides him a 37 dollar bill* what about now 10907207
Reposted by Michel Pimpantthe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Teacher: where's your homework? Me: I, uhhh, forgot to do it My dog [under my desk holding a gun]: good good 61030125
Reposted by Michel PimpantPessimus Prime @pessimusprime.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Review of the Solar System ⭐☆☆☆☆ "Only one star" 6476114
Reposted by Michel PimpantJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Accountant: ok gross income looks good, what about any losses? Willy Wonka: just those 4 kids lmao Accountant: what Willy Wonka: what 646459
Reposted by Michel PimpantIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Me: Is this your first time speed-crying? Him: You mean speed-dating? Me: [already crying] 143964
Reposted by Michel PimpantFrovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/02/2025LAUREN BACALL: you just put your lips together and blow HUMPHREY BOGART: *holding nintendo cartridge* i know how to get it to work lauren 354337901
Reposted by Michel PimpantJon @arfmeasures.bsky.social · 10/05/2023Wife: use the newspaper to get that spider down Me *reads the news out loud* Spider *depressed* holy shit 81563396
