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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 23h

DOCTOR: have you been under any stress recently ME: come on

Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 16h

My 8yo: (having recently watched Disney's Hercules, and is now watching me, from a safe distance, chop wood) Rule #95, concentrate! Me: (tries to chop) 8yo: Rule #96, aim! Me: (tries to chop) 8yo: Rule #96, aim! Me: (tries to chop) 8yo: Rule #96, aim...

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Your secrets are totally and completely safe with me …because I wasn’t even listening in the first place.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

*bleeding in a crumpled heap after falling down the stairs parkour

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Kid: Mom, Dad, can we go to (kid's favorite restaurant that's also pricey) for dinner tonight? Wife: Do you think I'm made of money? Kid: isn't that what the word "Mom" stands for? Wife: Kid: Made Of Money... Wife: Me: (seriously considers giving in)

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One day you’re young and cool, and the next, the amount of times you say those wind chimes are nice is quite alarming.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a bat signal but for donuts

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

*tapping fingernails repeatedly on a headstone* today we're gonna do an unboxing! it's grandma!

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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My cats are looking at me with little sneers like, "Your algebra can't help you now."

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My kid is watching a show she is describing as "super old" The show is from 2017. That's enough screen time for her.

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Attempted Pan de Cristal today. Not my first attempt but probably my best thus far. There was actually SOME decent rise (though the height could have been better), and the crumb was there. It also tasted great. Recipe based on King Arthur's recipe. #Baking #Breadsky

Top view of most of a round Pan De Cristal on a white cutting board

Side view of Pan de Cristal attempt showing some but limited rise in this attempt, but also showing the open crumb inherent with the recipe

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Conundrummer @conundrummer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Get in loser. My car's out of gas and the battery is dead, so I'm taking an Uber home. You wait here for the tow truck.

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SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"I need to take a late lunch but I'm hungry now" "Are you hangry?" "Nah, just hupset"

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Do I tell my kids not to snack when it's close to dinner time - yes Do they often fail to listen - also yes Is it because I'm trying to tell them not to snack with my mouth full of Goldfish Crackers because I couldn't wait - also also yes

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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You’ve never seen a cat so clearly roll its eyes. Original post

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

It's a little bit late for Rosh Hashanah itself, but I finally got a challah round done (6 strand plait). Proud how it turned out. I wish a meaningful High Holy Days for all who observe.

Top view of a baked challah round cooling on the pan

Side view of a baked challah round, cooling on the pan.

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My Wife, a Girl Scout Troop Leader: (Showing the kids how to roast marshmallows) You want to use the embers of the fire, and not the direct flame, to patiently cook the marshmallow while slowly turning... Me: YOLO!! (Lights my marshmallow on fire)

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 20/01/2024

detective: where were you on the night of— me: in bed detective: I didn’t say which night me: doesn’t matter detective: I didn’t say what time me: *looking him square in the eye* it doesn’t matter

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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Got the birds in my neighborhood their own phones so that they’d stay in bed a little longer.

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

wearing a cloak over my graphic tee and cargo shorts

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

DON'T HAVE PATIENCE FOR ANOTHER MAN FILLED WITH LIES, I WANT A MAN FILLED WITH CANDY. I WANT A PINATA MAN.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

ME: the opposite of open is opencil DATE: the opposite of close is cwin *we kiss*

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My 15yo: Guh! I'm still tired My 12yo: And I'm still 12 years old My 15yo: Ok, that one didn't actually stink Me: (High fiving 12yo) see, what did I tell you. It's a numbers game.

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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/09/2026

The best thing about this post is cat pics in replies.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

me: age before beauty webster’s: yes obviously

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

burnt my arm pretty bad making tater tot casserole. c'est la vie. i suffer for my art

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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

waiting for the human to return to fill the bowls

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits in a windowsill. He looks over his shoulder at the camera with wide eyes. An empty food bowl sits next to him.

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My kid's "dark and morbid" phase seems to be coming in full force Kid: Dad, which is heavier to carry, 200lbs of lead or 200lbs of feathers Me: they're the same Kid: WRONG! It's 200lbs of feathers, because you're also carrying the emotional weight of those poor dead birds... Me: 😳

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

him: license and registration please me: *hands them over* him: *eats license and registration* me: now wait a min- him: *burps* insurance card please

A goat leans into the passenger side of a vehicle.

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

At a cabin by a lake Me: I'm going out for a kayak My Father In Law: Kayak-ak-ak-ak-ak-ak YOU OUTTA KNOW BY NOW... Me: (Bows to the master)

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

During Dinner My Teenager: May I please be excused? Me: you may My Pre-Teen: I'll need to be excused in about a second Me: uhhh My Pre-Teen: (Farts) Excuse me!! Me: (Facepalm)

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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I have strong critical thinking skills: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree I often stand up quickly and bang my head into the upper cabinet door I just opened so hard I see stars: ⚪️ strongly disagree ⚪️ disagree ⚪️ neutral ⚪️ agree 🔘 strongly agree

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Why I'm not in advertising Me: picture a celebrity endorsement for your watches Watch Exec: sounds good Me: it's Nickelback Watch Exec: uhh Me: He holds up your competitor's watch and goes, "Look at this chronograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh" Watch Exec: GET OUT!!

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

slept all weird on my laptop again.

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Litterbox Comics @litterboxcomics.com · 15/08/2026

A comic about exercising! BONUS Panel below!

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

My kids, when I tell them they can't have sweets in the morning, but then they see me using chocolate ice cream as coffee creamer....

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Body Snatchers: Man's Epic Point

Alt: Body Snatchers: Man's Epic Point

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I overheard a dad scold his kid, “I’m going to take your spear away in a minute if you keep it up,” and I can’t say I even batted an eyelash.

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Meghan @deloisivete.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

It takes real talent to own this many water bottles and still be borderline dehydrated all the time

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Me: (considers going to bed early as I slept poorly the night before) My Kid: why is it you bake cookies and cook bacon? My Brain at 3am: WE'RE NOT GOING TO SLEEP UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT AN ANSWER!!!

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Me: What did the orcs name their new construction company? My Kid: Me: Bricks and Mordor My Kid: You can pass the time by playing music on these car rides, you know. You don’t have to tell jokes.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

me: what kind of ice cream you got? store clerk: it's Ben & Jerrys me:[slides $20 across the counter] and whose is it now?

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

kid: I got a C on my test roman mom: a perfect score!

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