Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 10hIt’s King Kong sized spiders hiding in your bed season. 120
Reposted by Late to the party LauraCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026not a leader not a follower but a secret third thing (disoriented on my own path) 214266
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We’re being plagued by bad news at the moment. 010
Reposted by Late to the party LauraMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I saw a cartoon story of a lady talking about how difficult it is to be short and how she struggles. Like too short to find clothes, too small to talk to people, etc. etc. I was thinking oh man, this poor lady and then I googled the conversion of centimeters to inches and she’s taller than me. 15010
Reposted by Late to the party LauraJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Watch your step, I lost my marbles. 315081
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just accidentally misdialled a number and got irritated that they didn’t recognise my details that the company that I was meant to be calling would recognise. 110
Reposted by Late to the party LauraGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My favourite party trick is not going. 413851
Reposted by Late to the party LauraMarly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm running 6 procrastinations past late. 18644
Reposted by Late to the party LauraLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Everyone wants Bluesky to let us edit our posts. Except me. I want to edit everyone else's posts. 815656
Reposted by Late to the party LauraLiz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have an issue with mirrors that show me how I look instead of how I wish I looked 711642
Reposted by Late to the party Lauraamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Can we start over I wasn't ready 311847
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is your phone storage half full or half empty? 031
Reposted by Late to the party LauraLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hope this email finds my will to live 113059
Reposted by Late to the party LauraGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Have you tried lurking in the ominous mist about it? 113556
Reposted by Late to the party LauraKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My best way of learning is by error and error 513158
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If I could start something halfway through, I’m much more likely to do it. It’s getting started that’s the problem. 131
Reposted by Late to the party LauraSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026everything went according to a plan I didn't have 417275
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Miss 13: That man looks like Mr Bean. Me: You can’t say that. 13: No, in a good way. 011
Reposted by Late to the party LauraSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He Told Her To Calm Down. Oil on canvas. 🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy 04224773
Reposted by Late to the party LauraJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The best form of defence is a snack. 310552
Reposted by Late to the party LauraMike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My kid is watching a show she is describing as "super old" The show is from 2017. That's enough screen time for her. 081
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026One day you’re young and cool, and the next, the amount of times you say those wind chimes are nice is quite alarming. 2169
Reposted by Late to the party LauraMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thanks for explaining my joke to me, I didn’t get it. 49841
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is there a better feeling than not setting your alarm for the next day on a Friday night? 011
Reposted by Late to the party LauraGian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Murder She Crocheted 1144
Reposted by Late to the party LauraMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026At work, a woman quit unexpectedly but it’s okay because we both owned a really similar shirt and it’s a pretty small office so that’s resolved. 421355
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What a day, I mean week. No, hang on, year. Actually, decade. No, more like lifetime. What a lifetime. 063
Reposted by Late to the party Lauraamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sorry I wasn't listening I was picturing my dog doing excited little tippy taps when I get home later 29821
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Went to get my phone. And found it in my hand. 040
Reposted by Late to the party LauraJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Returning to the sea, do you need me to get you anything while I still have legs? 921294
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m pretty certain that whether I have used my printer or not, it will still use up all its ink within a few months. 042
Reposted by Late to the party LauraSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My favorite human emotion is uncontrollable laughter 319276
Reposted by Late to the party LauraCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I like to keep all my emotions bottled up, in case of emergency. 816561
Reposted by Late to the party LauraSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someday happens when you least expect it 211254
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026To-do lists get easier as you get older as you can’t remember half of what you’ve got to do. 052
Reposted by Late to the party LauraKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m teaching autocorrect new words 1013659
Reposted by Late to the party LauraFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have the face of a much saner person. 411973
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Saw a street named Bateman Street earlier with the e in Bateman half scratched out. 021
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Last night, my husband cut a blueberry in half. And the inside of it was not, in fact, blue. 000
Reposted by Late to the party LauraLionella @lionella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026please keep me in your thoughts, I’m bravely dealing with a very manageable task 2167
Reposted by Late to the party Laurageist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets 25811250
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 18/09/2026WHO’S left these shoes in the way here I thought angrily, as I nearly tripped over them in the kitchen. My shoes. That I’d left. In the way. 021
Reposted by Late to the party LauraKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Liking” your own texts during an argument establishes dominance 1017456
Reposted by Late to the party LauraIan Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Ra Ra skirt was designed by Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen. 191
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The cat refused point-blank to go out, on account of the wind messing her fur up. 020
Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Tear along perforated line.” Tear turns into rip in opposite direction. 142
Reposted by Late to the party LauraMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every day the office across from my office gets to watch me park, check the line, and then re-park. 47624
Reposted by Late to the party LauraMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I open the door to the basement where the guest will stay, pausing briefly to inquire how they feel about dolls. 615756
Reposted by Late to the party LauraAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Peak television was Keith Floyd 12785