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Late to the party Laura

@latetopartylaura.bsky.social
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[Awkward silence] ..I have a husband, 13yr old and cat. I will be complaining about them here. Also myself. IG: latetothepartylaura My posts only: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qrlhjrbf4w6ecyueaqu64773/feed/aaaoqij5pcpfy

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 10h
It’s King Kong sized spiders hiding in your bed season.
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Sheila Liming @seeshespeak.bsky.social · 17h
But I digress …
Orange cat with a smug expression and an extended paw, reclining in a hot pink cat bed
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not a leader not a follower but a secret third thing (disoriented on my own path)
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re being plagued by bad news at the moment.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I saw a cartoon story of a lady talking about how difficult it is to be short and how she struggles. Like too short to find clothes, too small to talk to people, etc. etc. I was thinking oh man, this poor lady and then I googled the conversion of centimeters to inches and she’s taller than me.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watch your step, I lost my marbles.
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just accidentally misdialled a number and got irritated that they didn’t recognise my details that the company that I was meant to be calling would recognise.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My favourite party trick is not going.
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Marly @verbsrproudest.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm running 6 procrastinations past late.
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Everyone wants Bluesky to let us edit our posts. Except me. I want to edit everyone else's posts.
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Liz Lets Looooooose 👻 @ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have an issue with mirrors that show me how I look instead of how I wish I looked
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can we start over I wasn't ready
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is your phone storage half full or half empty?
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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope this email finds my will to live
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have you tried lurking in the ominous mist about it?
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My best way of learning is by error and error
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I could start something halfway through, I’m much more likely to do it. It’s getting started that’s the problem.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
everything went according to a plan I didn't have
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Miss 13: That man looks like Mr Bean. Me: You can’t say that. 13: No, in a good way.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He Told Her To Calm Down. Oil on canvas. 🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best form of defence is a snack.
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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My kid is watching a show she is describing as "super old" The show is from 2017. That's enough screen time for her.
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One day you’re young and cool, and the next, the amount of times you say those wind chimes are nice is quite alarming.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks for explaining my joke to me, I didn’t get it.
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is there a better feeling than not setting your alarm for the next day on a Friday night?
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Murder She Crocheted
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At work, a woman quit unexpectedly but it’s okay because we both owned a really similar shirt and it’s a pretty small office so that’s resolved.
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a day, I mean week. No, hang on, year. Actually, decade. No, more like lifetime. What a lifetime.
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry I wasn't listening I was picturing my dog doing excited little tippy taps when I get home later
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Went to get my phone. And found it in my hand.
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Returning to the sea, do you need me to get you anything while I still have legs?
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m pretty certain that whether I have used my printer or not, it will still use up all its ink within a few months.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My favorite human emotion is uncontrollable laughter
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I like to keep all my emotions bottled up, in case of emergency.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someday happens when you least expect it
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To-do lists get easier as you get older as you can’t remember half of what you’ve got to do.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m teaching autocorrect new words
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have the face of a much saner person.
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw a street named Bateman Street earlier with the e in Bateman half scratched out.
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last night, my husband cut a blueberry in half. And the inside of it was not, in fact, blue.
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Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
please keep me in your thoughts, I’m bravely dealing with a very manageable task
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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHO’S left these shoes in the way here I thought angrily, as I nearly tripped over them in the kitchen. My shoes. That I’d left. In the way.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Liking” your own texts during an argument establishes dominance
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Ian Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Ra Ra skirt was designed by Rasputin, lover of the Russian Queen.
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The cat refused point-blank to go out, on account of the wind messing her fur up.
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Tear along perforated line.” Tear turns into rip in opposite direction.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every day the office across from my office gets to watch me park, check the line, and then re-park.
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I open the door to the basement where the guest will stay, pausing briefly to inquire how they feel about dolls.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Peak television was Keith Floyd
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