iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don’t know what kind of pep talk other parents of wildlings give themselves, but I usually start with, “Today is a great day to go to the emergency room.”

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think you can say that you’ve done parenting right when you look at your kid and think, “they’re the coolest person I know.”

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

“Mom, isn’t it weird that your thumb is on the left side of your right foot, and on the right side of your left foot?” My 8 year old, doing well with his right and left and questionable on anatomy

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I overheard a dad scold his kid, “I’m going to take your spear away in a minute if you keep it up,” and I can’t say I even batted an eyelash.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Pretty sure my kids think the pool is a snack bar with a water feature

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I never imagined the practice of chugging car bombs would serve me later in life when it was time for daily Metamucil, but here we are

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

My kid looked at our cat in adoration and announced l, “he’s a gift, not a prize,” so I’m wondering if Hallmark is currently hiring writers.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I’m trying to find a time I was happier than returning lice treatment shampoo that I turned out not to need today.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

End of school. Kid one brings home three pencils, a dry erase marker with no tip, one notebook and two folders. Kid two has 62 pencils, 33 topper and four pink pearl erasers, five folders, eight books, two sets of markers, and the lost city of Atlantis.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

My kid purchased a stuffie and ran over to show me, proudly announcing it’s a “Sesamese” cat. And it will hereto forth be known as a Sesamese cat.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

It was the best of times, it was the black licorice of times

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I love how my kids announce what is stuck to our cats. “mom, Puddin’ has corn stuck to her butt.” They also leave said foreign object for me to remove, usually hours later when I see it for myself.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

You would think I’d be excited by a desk goose, but there’s just never a day when I get excited about putting another something on my desk.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I’m thinking of asking my kid for money for digital currency in my game, and actually taking it if he says yes.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

My kid lovingly posted a “Do Not Disturb- Let Mom Sleep” sign on my door last night and then opened that door every five minutes this morning to see if I was awake yet in case you were wondering what Mother’s Day is really like

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

My kids couldn’t tell you when my birthday is if you paid them, but they sure as hell know the cat’s birthday that we have never even celebrated

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

I went to Target to get three things, but I couldn’t remember the third. I walked the whole store before it occurred to me and I was so proud of myself until I got home and realized I forgot to get the second.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

My kids couldn’t tell you when my birthday is if you paid them, but they sure as hell know the cat’s birthday that we have never even celebrated

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

My kid hates spelling and was filling in a form by herself. We got in a fight over her answer to the third question because she refused to spell "excited." But I really lost it when I read the whole thing.

The first question asks "Tell us about you! What makes you unique? What are your hobbies? We want to know it all!" The response is "My favorite color is baby blue. I sing. I have 3 cats I like to do crafts and animals (especially snakes). I'm in a band. my friends call me Tater. I HATE SPELLING"
Next question is "what are you excited to do at camp?" Answer is "Meat People (M*E*A*T). and lastly, the form asks "How do you feel about coming to camp this year?" and the response instead of "Excited" is "I don't know"

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

My kid looked over at me lovingly and said “you’re aging really well.”

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

My kid just told me she’s charging the tooth fairy interest since her $ wasn’t here on time today

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I asked my kids if they knew what a Seder was. My ten year old enthusiastically raised her hand. “I know! I know! It’s a half man- half goat!”

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 01/04/2026

"if you can't make the meeting, don't worry, we will record it" great, I look forward to not watching it later too

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Mike Vogel @michaelvogel1.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Wife: do that thing I like Me: (eats my potato chips in a different room, so my wife doesn't have to hear me loudly crunching them)

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

That time when I was trying to buy furniture off of Marketplace and the seller couldn’t give me measurements but sent a video using their arm as a comparison.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I’m in a horrible loop of not wanting to hear the Goo Goo Dolls but wanting to see all the 90’s pictures.

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Princess of Whales @princessofwhales2.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Since Kansas has effectively made trans drivers illegal and is collecting their drivers licenses, many people will need to get out of the state: this organization makes that possible. I donated, and perhaps you can too tcpipeline.org

tcpipeline.org

Trans Continental Pipeline

Queer Relocation Nonprofit in Denver, Colorado

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

My kid came home from school today and shared that he had written a personal narrative “about our cats,” to which I expressed my excitement but was instantly remorseful once he finished with “throwing up.”

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Block Me Amadeus @blockmeamadeus.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

My wife: How much is "50 grams of cheese"? Me: Too much to snort.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Nothing makes me happier than donating something from my house to someone who can use it. I have 1 husband available if anyone is interested.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

My son is coming around from a stomach bug but panicked at school drop off today as he was feeling a bit queasy. “I can’t go mom; they don’t even have buckets in my classroom! Or vomit bags!” No fear, gentle reader, he came right back home.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

I just put my phone code into my calculator app. I’m doing great, Thanks.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Me, three weeks after attempting and failing to rescue a plant from Trader Joe’s, as I reluctantly take it to the trash

Scene from Monty Python’s Holy Grail when a collector of the dead walks through and someone tries to offload a live man who is near death.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

*listening to rap music* 7: mom, what’s a hoe? me: um, it’s a term when someone wants to be mean to someone? 7: oh. In Minecraft we use it to move dirt

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Every store is sold out of sleds, so I’m going to see if our molded rubber car floor mats will work. We also have sumo inflatable hamster ball things. What could go wrong?

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

In my daughter’s room, I asked Alexa for the weather and she responded at max volume. I chastised my kid and said, “that’s waaay too loud.” That child looked at me deadass and said “she’s just passionate about her job.”

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One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

We have officially descended into the post-holiday void. If you need anything from me before New Year’s, no you don’t.

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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Autocorrect changed Father Christmas to Fatter Christmas and I don’t like what it’s inferring. Also yes.

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One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

My 4yo just asked why Santa didn't come back to clean up the Christmas mess. Honestly, it’s kinda nice having someone else to blame for once.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

You know how kids tattle on one another by yelling “Moooom! So and so is doing this thing!”? Mine finally crafted the tattle to end all tattles by yelling “Mooom! My brother keeps tattling on me!”

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

In the process of making cookies, I asked my 7yr old to add the butter. 7: do I have to take the wrapper off?

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

My kids made topless and bottomless cookies for their teachers for the holidays. And by this I mean my daughter refused to put on pants and my son refused to put on a shirt for this task.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

9: her favorite is the Pancake House? me: You mean the Waffle House? 9: no me: IHOP? 9: no me? International House of Pancakes? 9: yes! me: so, IHOP. International House of Pancakes is IHOP. 9: no, the original one

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

My car is getting into the holiday spirit with its annual display of dashboard warning lights.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Stages of holiday shopping 1. Plenty of time 2. Gifts for myself 3. Oh no

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Forget candy- if a man pulled up with a van and told my kids there was a scavenger hunt inside, they’d be goners.

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mom mom mom mom mom @momsoverhere.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

When I was thinking about getting bangs, I wish someone would have warned me that I could wake up and look like Joe Dirt

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Hear me out. Everyone knows the old "You can fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese" thing, so what if we got a bunch of gold things, like Ferrero Rocher wrappers or whatever, and just made a little trail leading off a short pier

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Just leave the door open, nothing matters anymore

POV of a person sitting on a toilet in a public restroom with the door open

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RealLifeMommy3 @reallifemommy3.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I keep accidentally buying ice cream that my kids don’t like and then having to eat it myself because no one else will, over and over again

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