iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

can anyone who's good at weekdays tell me if tomorrow is friday

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Imagine being obliterated in a rocket explosion 11,000 feet above the Gulf of Mexico because you picked McNeese State over Gonzaga in the Sweet 16.

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/03/2025

american society has been at “TV Interstitial from ROBOCOP” for a while but “president does a car commercial on the white house lawn” is really pushin it

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Penny Lane @pennylanepup.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

It’s me, Bitsy, looking for my furever home! I’m a Great Pyrenees/Golden Retriever mix! I do well with other dogs, kids & people! My adopter needs to be experienced with GPs and have a secure yard. I do well on leash & love to chill! Can you repost this and get the word out about me?

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 03/03/2025

Have you said thank you once?

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 01/03/2025

hey siri search roku city political asylum requirements

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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

The good news is i saved you 60 billion dollars. The bad news is that is a typo i saved you 600 dollars and also your plane is falling out of the sky

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/02/2025

In this last month I have made the mental transition from "air travel is very safe" to "at least it would be a relatively quick way to go"

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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

Insisting other entities call it “Gulf of America” isn’t based on any real principled desire for it to be called that; rather, it’s a convenient shibboleth for an authoritarian government to quickly identify who will and who will not obey, even for relatively trivial matters.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 05/02/2025

tummy tuesday is over sopping wet wednesday is upon us

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

year of the snake 🐍 the easiest animal to draw poorly

a squiggly line with an arrow saying it's a snake

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 29/01/2025

My Gen-X dentist has satellite radio playing softly in the office and when down with the sickness came on the hygienist did the oh, ah, ah, ah, ah part under her breath.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/01/2025

Need tapioca flour for a recipe. You know what that means: time to check the Goofy Bullshit Shelf

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Whenever I start to feel anxious I immediately have another coffee and scroll through the worst news imaginable on my phone and omg it does not help at all

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Matt Lanza @mattlanza.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Stay off the roads. That’s it, that’s the skeet.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/01/2025

Help with band research!

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/01/2025

imagine being scared of needles. Oooough the big scary pointy thing might provide me with Cures. Aaooough the sharpy pointy bit might extract my Humours for rigorous scientific testing. grow up

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r/LonghornNation @rlonghornnation.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Idk if I can watch the natty tonight knowing Texas could’ve been playing 😔

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Tiktok Tiktook its last breath RIP

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

before you make any sort of over-wrought discourse post you should have to go outside and read it out loud to three regular people and watch their face while you do it

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

“Cooking with fresh groceries is cheap” uhhh do you have any idea how much it costs to get four ubers to bring me four tomatoes? And that’s only one ingredient

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 21/12/2024

Two posts, in conversation

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 16/12/2024

Free business idea: granola bars/protein bars, but SAVOURY like in all the cracker flavours, tomato and basil, garlic and parmesan, you can keep the nuts and seeds in them I don't want to MAKE them, I want to be able to get them conveniently out on the go, someone please make these

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I really think it's the vodka.

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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Sombtimes just gotta loave up and hav an goode thenk about life, deth, tha univerts , and wahtnot

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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 11/12/2024

[2024-12-11 11:46 AM] Specimens have escaped containment. @poptartsbowl.bsky.social spotted at O’Hare Airport via @ethanmmcdowell on 𝕏

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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/12/2024

i lo ve that whenever a shooter or assassins social media posts are found their posting style is always indistinguishable from a guy who’d reply to an elon musk post

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