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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

ME: I have defragged the house. PARTNER: Wow. The living room looks huge this way. Where's the furniture? ME: Do not look in the rear bedroom.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Not going to name names, but some people in the non-profit sector need to be more careful with enunciation for "year-end donations" versus "urine donations."

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eileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

chosun.com

National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders

National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe

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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Life-saving idea! Pass it on!

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Looked up and saw the name "Kinkaid" in the closed captioning on a TV screen, mistook it for Kink Aid, and was like, "they'll do fund raisers for everything these days."

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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

The floor is literally the biggest shelf in your house.

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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

A comic about a rat

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/06/2025

“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

In hindsight, it was a bad move to install the mulberry bushes. We’ve lost a lot of weasels.

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

your honor. the defense rests. my client is tired and needs a nap. probably tired from all the murder.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

overheard: i think that creep is listening to us

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

can someone help me identify this birb

A bear eats from a bird feeder attached to a window.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

If Waldo had worn polkadot instead of stripes he definitely would have been spotted

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

The French Revolution really took the weight off a lot of people’s shoulders

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him dry (I used a water pistol)

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I can always tell if someone is lying. I can also tell if they’re standing.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The average American has three friends.

Image of Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, the Animaniacs.

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

the government won't tell you this but germ theory is real

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

(reading the specs of a clown car) wow 32 cupholders

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

My sister’s MIL made cinnamon & sugar crescent rolls with marshmallow inside, representing Christ in his tomb. The marshmallow is supposed to be absorbed and leave a hole, representing the empty tomb — but she used huge marshmallows. Now Jesus is trapped and has expanded to 10Xs his normal size

Resurrection Rolls
TELL THE STORY OF EASTER
• 1(8 ounce) package refrigerated crescent rolls
• 1/4 cup sugar
• I tablespoon ground cinnamon
• 1/4 cup butter, melted
• 8 large marshmallows
Read aloud the Easter storyline (bold) and follow the italicized directions to make the rolls.
1. Preheat oven according to the directions on the crescent roll packaging. Read about Christ's crucifixion in John 19 while the oven worms up.
2. This puro white marshmallow represents Jesus Christ, the son of God. Even though He never did anything wrong, He died for our sins because He loved us. After Ho was crucified, His body was prepared to be buried.
3. His friends used embalming oils and spices on His body. Roll the marshmallow in the melted butter, which symbolizes the embalming oils. Then, roll the marshmallow in the cinnamon & sugar, which represents the burial spicos.
4. They wrapped Jesus in a clean cloth. Unroll the crescent roll dough and separate the sections. Then wrap the marshmallow inside one section of the crescent roll dough. Pinch sides closed. Repeat with each marshmallow.
5. Then, Jesus' body was placed in a tomb. Put the rolls in the oven (represents the tomb) and bake as directed on the crescent roll package.
6. As the rolls bake, read John 20:1-18 about Christ's resurrection.
7. On the third day, Josus was resurrected and the tomb was empty. After the rolls are baked and cooled, cut them open and see that the marshmallow is gone!

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walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

why's it called a candy store and not a public display of confection

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

taught my dog sarcasm and now she won't stop snarking at strangers

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 27/04/2024

I really have to wonder where the people in my head get half of the stupid things they say.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

can’t stop thinking about the fact that a stick of butter is a loaf of milk.

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Piece @piecezilla.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Me: [Biting my lip to look sexy] Photographer: No, your lower lip.

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warmyellowlight @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

one thing 2025 doesn't have yet, but could benefit from, is a mysterious constant worldwide noise. the noise will start out very quiet and get louder incrementally

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