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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

ME: I have defragged the house. PARTNER: Wow. The living room looks huge this way. Where's the furniture? ME: Do not look in the rear bedroom.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Not going to name names, but some people in the non-profit sector need to be more careful with enunciation for "year-end donations" versus "urine donations."

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eileen chengyin chow @chowleen.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

chosun.com

National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders

National Defense Ministry Honors 11 Soldiers for Refusing Illegal Orders Honored for rejecting illegal orders during martial law, Marine death probe

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Has four such ships? Or had four such ships?

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Took me a moment to realize you didn't mean Social Worker.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

For a sec, I thought you'd gotten a dog.

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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Life-saving idea! Pass it on!

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Looked up and saw the name "Kinkaid" in the closed captioning on a TV screen, mistook it for Kink Aid, and was like, "they'll do fund raisers for everything these days."

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yeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

The floor is literally the biggest shelf in your house.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Thanks, was about to ask if that was some sort of cool looking alien coneflower!

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

I have dogs and testicles. Guess what?

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

The mama bunny who planted them comes by a couple times a day to feed them - once or twice, just before dawn and just after dusk. If you make sure to not interrupt at those times, you won't disturb feeding time.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

As someone with a car that reports temperatures, no joke, cracking the windows an inch is the difference between 138 and 107 when it's 95 and sunny out.

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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

A comic about a rat

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

And there's obviously no wind. The papers drop straight down when he fumbles them.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

Ruth, Anita, and June. The Pointer Sisters.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/06/2025

“How to stop an overflowing toilet” should not have a 30 second commercial before it on YouTube.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

In hindsight, it was a bad move to install the mulberry bushes. We’ve lost a lot of weasels.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Argh!! Noooooooo!!! DO NOT WANT!!!!!

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

your honor. the defense rests. my client is tired and needs a nap. probably tired from all the murder.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Similar symptom constellation. I'm getting some relief from sleeping on much firmer surfaces (like exercise mats.) Pain seems inversely proportional to sleeping comfort.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

overheard: i think that creep is listening to us

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I don't see how saying "race exists" is necessarily racist. I did a spit test that showed my biological ancestry; my parents came from different (and unexpected) directions, and knowing that is not racist on my part.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

can someone help me identify this birb

A bear eats from a bird feeder attached to a window.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

If Waldo had worn polkadot instead of stripes he definitely would have been spotted

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Billhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

The French Revolution really took the weight off a lot of people’s shoulders

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him dry (I used a water pistol)

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Raccoon is actually the most likely of the three! (Which is why birds tend to make nests out in the flimsier of branches, so chonky egg-eaters can't get out there.)

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Could have been a raccoon, snake, or even squirrel going after the eggs to cause the ruckus at night. It's not just us humans that enjoy eating eggs.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

I can always tell if someone is lying. I can also tell if they’re standing.

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The average American has three friends.

Image of Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, the Animaniacs.

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

the government won't tell you this but germ theory is real

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

It's not eating grass, though. It's what you'd call a "weed eater."

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

(reading the specs of a clown car) wow 32 cupholders

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Mental Nomad @mentalnomad.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

OTOH, they also build themselves and their structures out of the air while sequestering carbon dioxide, and self-replicate to replace old and damaged units over time. Human-engineered solar panels don't do that (yet?)

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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

My sister’s MIL made cinnamon & sugar crescent rolls with marshmallow inside, representing Christ in his tomb. The marshmallow is supposed to be absorbed and leave a hole, representing the empty tomb — but she used huge marshmallows. Now Jesus is trapped and has expanded to 10Xs his normal size