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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 57m

Here in Mass, our bowling is candlepin bowling. You don’t get fitted for a ball or put your fingers in grody holes. Finesse is for the weak. You hold that fucker like a grenade and chuck that shit as hard as you can. There is deadwood in the gutter.

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Bethany @ohmyhart.bsky.social · 1h

💙💛

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h

gonna go be a whore in the gym later (lift heavy weight while wearing whatever i want)

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Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 3h

I’m just 2 tables and a microphone in a trenchcoat, tripping on the amp cord

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 3h

There are seven remotes on the coffee table at your parent's home. Which one do you use for the VCR, which one do bludgeon yourself with, which one do you consume whole?

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 2h

i have whispered names to trees before so dont get on my bad side

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 2h

Theres something about seeing someone wear my art that makes me emotional

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2h

They’re always running when there’s pushback

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t think I’m funny at all. These posts are cries of pain

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 5h

If my mouth was this close to my vagina, I wouldn't be dating.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 5h

Your ostentatious display of wealth doesn’t impress me, shitbird. Let’s see you use a coat hanger to tie up your janky exhaust

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 5h

Imagine finding a piece of hay in a stack of needles.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 4h

She shouted out into the void, and the void did not answer. Because she was blocked immediately

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God Is A Tulpa @kristyclueless.bsky.social · 7h

October 14 is Pie Day! Happy Pie Day to those who celebrate! But remember kids ...every day is a good day to throw a pie in the face of a homophobe or transphobe!

Anita Bryant having a pie thrown in her face

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Alice McFlurry @alicemcflurry.bsky.social · 6h

I’m looking to hire a "liaison" who can help me with translating because I have no idea what that word means.

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 6h

Just got a new job in the middle of showing a consulting firm how to do my old job. Peak Danielle.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 6h

A guy just told me “this is why we choose the beer” and I can’t even be mad at him fr

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 6h

cherries: nature's sweetest orbs

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 8h

Great Wolf Lodge just turned into the Overlook Hotel.

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 8h

ive checked so much off my list i neither finished nor started

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 8h

the strongest psychedelic is already inside you... love

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 8h

I’m just so fuckin sick of these assholes blaming evil lizard people ruling the World but God knows LIZARDS WOULD NEVER DO SFUFF LIKE THIS!!!!

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 8h

Don’t fuck w ppl that roll their own cigarettes. That’s like My Old Man & he’s fuckin nuts

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 8h

I still love & like ppl I disagree with or don’t understand cause I’m fuckin hardcore, Karen wdywfm

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h

the venn diagram of women who think like this and women who blame pregnant mothers for their own miscarriages is a perfect circle

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 7h

HOA called to tell me I have 30 days to limit the amount of graphic tees I wear

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James👻🎃👻 @mayornaise.bsky.social · 7h

Omg 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 7h

MY BABY’S BACK!!!

my baby (with the very long tongue & one brown eye & one blue eye) who is visiting from hawaii !!! 💞

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 7h

Nice lookin out, bro

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 7h

good morning from me and the 20 lb bobcat climbing all over me

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 7h

my daughter’s visiting from hawaii & has not been here 5 minutes & already the critiques have started. a thread: 1/397 “your water tastes funny”

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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 10h

Listen, I suspect there are going to be some thinkpieces coming about how being nice to the new press secretary is good because fill in the blank. And shes just a slow reader. Or shes x. Or y. Or z. But Be. Nice. But fascist regime mouthpieces do not deserve your pity.

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Danielle @daniellie.bsky.social · 11h

Unlike the president, this list of his offenses doesn’t even include his looks.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 17h

I for one welcome our reptilian overlords and would like to formally disclose that I have been mentally unwell this entire time and none of this was my fault

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 16h

This is my girlfriend, you don't know her, she goes to a different school and is definitely not AI

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15h

*pats you on the butt* Hey good job keeping your sanity out there!

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 15h

I’m tired of smelling. Everything stinks

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 14h

Not a dry hood eye hole in Georgia tonight

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 13h

the only circle i wanna go round in is returning the gesture of reposting

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17h

making an alt for all my weird thoughts

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 18h

I think this might be our first inflatable press secretary…

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 19h

Put on my whore shorts to work out, got diagnosed with hysteria for expressing my emotions and accused of being hormonal for disagreeing with a man. If I’m not a witch by the end of the week, I’ve wasted my fucking time.

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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 19h

costco has a 5 lb tin of those cookies that are sometimes sewing kits, and it's worth every penny! I'll be fat by christmas and it'll be worth it

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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 19h

"You can't have any frozen custard if you don't eat your cheese!" ~Wisconsin, probably

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