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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 4h
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back with a dog who says sausages" rip Esther Rantzen
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 7h
Lately I've been thinking a lot about Terry Pratchett's "Reaper Man" and AI. He was so ahead of his time in so many ways - or maybe squarely in his time but so many missed the very obvious signposts of where we were heading. Gonna be spoilers in this thread for a 25-year old book.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 8h
I just saw a post from some guy saying that traditional music is “over” because AI music will provide “infinite personalised songs”. I want music that reflects the misshapen thoughts of another human being, not the output of an algorithmic average.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 7h
Lovecraft & M. R. James could only dream of writing a sentence like this.
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Maxanene @maxanene.bsky.social · 8h
Women need to return to their traditional way of life. Firebombing institutions that support their oppression.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 14h
Most TV is just this now.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15h
This is why I've always disagreed with the idea that "art" is purely subjectively defined. Art is a communication. The listener/viewer completes that communication in recieving it, but it is the intentionality of the creator that makes it art. "AI music" is no more music than traffic noise is.
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.
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Maxanene @maxanene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never been a fan of iced gems.
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T'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?" Me: "I can be too self-replicating" Interviewer: "You mean 'self-deprecating'?" Us: "Nope"
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Brainmage.itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ten minutes in and me and the tattoo artist are starting to have doubts about my |L|L|A|N|F|A|I|R|P|W|L|L|G|W|Y|N|G|Y|L|L|G|O|G|E|R|Y|C|H|W|Y|R|N|D|R|O|B|W|L|L|L|L|A|N|T|Y|S|I|L|I|O|G|O|G|O|G|O|C|H| knuckle tattoos
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Danny Tommo is such a wannabe American. We think being Christian X-Treme is weird in the UK. It's why our Prime Ministers don't lean hard in to the god stuff even if they're a big churchbrain.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They should reveal that care workers have a 10% chance of wiping out humanity, and raise the investment that way.
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Maxanene @maxanene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whose turn is it to wake up Billy Jo Armstrong tomorrow?
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Donald Trump, Benjamin Netanyahu and Nigel Farage walk into a bar. ”Fuck off”, says the barman.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'You've been done again, haven't ya?'
The Two Ronnies' 'It's a duck!' sketch
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Stephen Graves @stephengraves.co.uk · 29/09/2026
Absolutely fuck off. variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
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BBC Boss Says He Watched a ‘Pretty Good’ AI-Generated Episode of ‘Doctor Who’: ‘Everyone’s a Creator, Not All the Creativity Is Bad’
BBC boss Matt Brittin says he watched an episode of 'Doctor Who' entirely generated by AI which he deemed 'pretty good.'
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edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Merrida from Brave explaining somethingA pickle jar labelled “pickled makok in brine”
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 29/09/2026
I'm researching the previous owners of a pub from the late 1800s and have ended up reading about Lord Darnley, who "eschewed all romantic and intimate relationships, as he believe he was a teapot and it might damage his 'spout'"
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year?
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If the last 15 years of work on things like MH17 and chemical weapon use tells me anything is you'll need a lot more than mere evidence to change the mind of any denialist.
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Gillian @gillianmcshane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God, yeah, whatever could lead you to speculate that they might be fuel thieves?
Text from a Times story on the Fairford incident:

The vans contained barrels and were marked with a fake logo and phone number so they gave the impression, wrongly, of being owned by a legitimate fuel transit company. It sparked speculation about whether the men were fuel thieves.
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026
Chewie, Lewis and The News Artist: The Twisted Omentum b3ta.com/board/11431506 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings
An image made by The Twisted Omentum posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: Chewie, Lewis and The News

Body: pea
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But I don't know anything about tapes or digitisation or anything like that. I don't even know how I would play this. I don't even know if it's still in good enough condition to play. So my question is... How? How do I take these two tapes, this two part performance, and make the choir live again?
Scotch magnetic tape 175An open box of scotch polyester tapes, showing the reel inside
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bottle of VanishVanish gone.
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James Chalmers @jameschalmers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very funny how Wes Streeting’s statement that the local farmer only had a “partial picture” read like “the intelligence services were all over this plot already” and could now be anything from that to “oh wow you’ll never guess what they found in the vans and I really wish I could tell you”.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gambling is like a fucking conveyor belt to suicide city. Makes me fucking sick.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the UK, Prince William has launched an anti-suicide campaign with the Premier League, whose every other ad is for gambling. Hey prince: how about you dust off some old dungeons & fill them with every gambling CEO & the celebs who endorse them & watch suicides plummet? EASY PEASY MATE
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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this
Sir Clive Sinclair in his C5, a small gokart sized electric trike.
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Jon Patience @smoulderstoat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friends, on the matter of dodgy men in transit vans, allow me to tell you about me, two future members of the House of Lords, and the massive suspect package.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'i once got the president of the united states to congratulate us on the arrest of some doggers we found in a lane in gloucestershire'
bob mortimer reading a prompt card on would i lie to you?
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Jack Saundrs @jacksaundrs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will believe all the sad-eyed stuff about NEETs, lost generations, opportunity crisis etc. when the people saying it are talking about in terms of investment rather than cuts
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Jack Saundrs @jacksaundrs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look, I was here through every other round of benefit cuts, benefit conditionality youth employment schemes, crack downs, new criteria etc. since the 1990s. At no point did reducing support or making it harder to get have some transformative effect in the targeted population.
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Maxanene @maxanene.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have been married 24 years today. Which isn't bad for a holiday romance.
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Fun fact: these three people currently at Drumcree Church in breach of the Parades Commission determination were aged 4, 5 and 10 when the original Drumcree Sunday march issue first blighted us. 4, 5, and 10.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Google has started updating satellite images of Gaza. Holocaust. (📸 Barry Andrews MEP, European Parliament)
A single building is left standing amidst utter carnage. Every single building has been levelled across a few square miles pictures. Google maps identified one pile of rubble as a school.
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Michael Legge @michaellegge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Enid Blyton’s got edgy.
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Freda Wallace She/Ra @missfreda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
S.Peggie loses on every point apart from the administrative failures of NHS systems. GC lawyers have wasted NHS time and resources for a vanity project with net-zero result for them or Peggie. The aim is never to win legally but use the story to lobby politically through media.
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Brendan Harkin @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just to fully underline how spiteful this shit is for those unaware: On the left is the route the Orange Order have been ordered to take for the past 3 decades without trouble. On the right is the route that has brought hundreds of cops to Drumcree. The only motivation is sectarian antagonism.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's been happening forever, and will happen forever, that rich people fuck off to lower-tax areas and frame it as political defiance of some law they personally don't like. 'Seatbelts in cars make it impossible for me to deliver wealth.' 'Without smoking in pubs, how am I meant to...'
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Giles MacDonogh @gilesmacdonogh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AfD bans Stolpersteine: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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German town bans stumbling stone memorials to Nazi victims
Germany's education minister has branded the ban on the small brass memorial plaques a "scandal".
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Philanthropist" is a BIT of a stretch if you've just run crying to the papers that you're leaving in a huff if you don't get to kill any kids
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BREAKING: Massive Attack’s Rob Del Naja arrested under the UK Terrorism Act outside Labour Party conference venue. The legendary musician was arrested after peacefully holding “I oppose genocide - I support Palestine Action” on a paper sign on the eve of Labour’s conference.
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Maxanene @maxanene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any list that omits Bob's burgers isn't worth my time.
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