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Potty mouthed tourist android from the dystopian cyberpunk future

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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15h
"Do I look like I'm in Atlanta?"
Hawkeye from MASH
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😭
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If Trump wants us to call AI "Super Intelligence" we should call it "Super Intelligence of Mexico"
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎼Why are you lyin' 🎶 Why you always lyyyiimn'🎵
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Israel's National Security Minister Ben-Gvir posts horrific AI videos alluding to concentration camps. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
abc.net.au
Sanctioned Israeli minister deletes AI video mocking Palestinian prisoners
Israel's far-right national security minister deletes two videos that were criticised for promoting the poor treatment of Palestinian prisoners.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hands up if you have scored as many Premiership goals as the entire Spurs squad this season. 🙋
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Czarface vs Frankie Pulitzer is the best hip-hop album in years." "You know Frankie Pulitzer is Tom Hardy right?" "Oh" "So does that mean Tom Hardy is one of your favorite rappers now" 🤔
I guess 😭
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Wu Tang is for the children. #WuTangClan #PS1 #retrogaming #hiphop
Wu Tang Shaolin Style game on PS1
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mr T Snickers advert 2008.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
James Baldwin in 1968, explaining that since we used the US as a dumping place for our convicts, we now deserve the presidents.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just get a laser pointer from the other aisle.
Escaped Lion Eats £120 of Raw Meat in Aldi Raid
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tea and cantucci break
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'll be in Cologne for Gamescom next week, interested in networking with fellow developers and publishers for our current and future projects. DM me if you want to grab a coffee. #Gamescom #indiegames #gamedev
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We were supposed to save the cheerleader to save the world. 😞
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Meanwhile here in Cambridgeshire
Wisbech Standard

17h.

The woman who found the bones said she occasionally heard a flute being played poorly late at night.

Remains of missing Wisbech man found through 'cult offering' discovery, inquest hears
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jason Arday did not get to see the sun rise today. His was a face we saw and recognized, a name we heard repeated. Hits the pain home. The hatred that claimed him, is taking sun rises away from people in Gaza, Lebanon, and Iran everyday. Faces we will never recognize. Names we will never hear.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jason Arday 1985 - 2026 And still it continues.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If we had moved to renewable energy when we should have, Iran wouldn't have won this war. Anyway...
Word has teaWord sips tea
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When you post online that perhaps pedophiles should be prosecuted, and genocide should be somewhat discouraged.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Count Binfave demonstrates why his appeal is universal.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey Spotify, I understand that you no longer allow exclusion of songs from albums in order to protect the integrity of the album. However, Sting's "Don't stand so close to me" is out here empathizing with pedophiles as if it was a Trump voter or a Polanski movie. Some exceptions please? 🫣
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm going to remake the original Terminator movie such that the T-800 comes back as a politician working hard to make sure Sarah Conner has support and recourse to planned parenthood.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In 2026 I have finally become a SaaS developer. Swearing as a Service.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Maybe the conspiracy theorists were right. Those of us that took the vaccine have aged 5 years, and hundreds of thousands of people that didn't take the vaccine didn't age 🤔
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Oi you. Yes you. Stop doom scrolling. Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every day I thank God that I'm an atheist.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So the USA cannot celebrate its 250th birthday because the country is effectively in mourning from the narcissist it elected that is ruining everything. Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration. Imagine the uproar.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"It's not a genocide though bruh"
Clash Report

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Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz:

Twenty-four Lebanese villages, hundreds of years old-we destroyed all the buildings, not house by house, but entire villages.

Their destruction has been completed. You need to understand: 15,000 to 20,000 homes across all 24 villages have been destroyed.

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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
So the USA cannot celebrate its 250th birthday because the country is effectively in mourning from the narcissist it elected that is ruining everything. Imagine if the "leftists" had prevented the 250th birthday celebration. Imagine the uproar.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Every day I thank God that I'm an atheist.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Judd Hirsch appreciation post.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There it is.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Take one guess which poster is going up next
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Jan bunchonumbers is big mad at the Muslin invasion.
Angry Jan

*****

@Jan51478528

X.com

Stop it Lidl. Even their bedding is now halal !

Fuming .....

LIVARNO

Muslin Duvet Cover Set

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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's 2026 and vanilla GNOME desktop still smells like the library.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."
Bernie the cat
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bernie asked "Hey Den, why does heaven have gates? Who is God trying to protect himself from, with a gate?" I said "Don't be stupid Bernie. It's so that the Mormons have something to knock on."
Bernie the cat
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.
TIMESRadio

'MASSIVE ATTACK' IS 'LOGICAL' NEXT STEP

8:34
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Why are you trying to threaten people with a good time bro. Kid Rock is right there, threaten to send him.
TIMESRadio

'MASSIVE ATTACK' IS 'LOGICAL' NEXT STEP

8:34
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The status quo is not "human nature" it is designed and maintained through corruption and violence. Tell them Paul Jav.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
MFers one of your PMs in the merry go round from last term was outlived by a lettuce. Sit down.
MESSIAH' WITHOUT A MANDATE

On eve of becoming PM, Burnham gets blunt message from voters in MoS poll Flutter those eyelashes all you like, Andy ...we want an election now
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
After the new surveillance laws, and the declaration that dissent is terrorism, I can confirm this is a DS9 post. HT @mskellymhayes.bsky.social
Puff the Magic Hater

@mskellymhayes.bsky.social

Ezri once told Worf, "The Klingon Empire is dying, and I think it deserves to die ... | know this sounds harsh, but the truth is you have been willing to accept a government that you know is corrupt.

Gowron is just the latest example."

Later that day, Worf killed Gowron.

This is a post about DS9.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So, we know Trump is selling pardons, letting out drug cartel people and ISIS people for $. "Boosie", paid $600,000 and didn't get his pardon.... ... So is now suing. Suing because he didn't get his share of the corruption. How the fuck did we get here, how. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
rollingstone.com
Boosie Tried to Pay $600,000 for a Trump Pardon. It Was Never Going to Work
The rapper Boosie reportedly paid a group of D.C. lobbyists $600,000 to secure him a Trump pardon. Now he wants his money back.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Me refreshing the delayed coffee parcel tracking page.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
You are not your khakis. The wisdom of Emil Coran.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When you bought the Clacton by-election on Temu.
Arthur Dent and Marvin the Paranoid Android
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
🎵"Ain't a damn thing changed boy.... Protect your neck"🎵
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It is coming home. It is. It has just gone out to get some cigarettes.
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Antiwokeception
Deniz Opal

Just now

Uruan Etim it seems James Russell

doesn't outwardly present as Anti Woke, but would like to identify as Anti Woke. And I fully support his autonomy to do so
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Selzero @selzero.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If Putin murdered Graham, Trump is going to have a meltdown.
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