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Matt Chapman

@mattuk1972.bsky.social
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What were they thinking?!? Why is this opt-out??!? New #YouTube app lets everybody who clicks a YouTube link you shared see your channel/name. You have to notice it when you share or turn it off by default in #privacy settings
YouTube privacy settings, channel visibility for shared links
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love this way of looking at life In universe terms, we are all meaningless specks of dust, a brief spark of existence and extinguished as soon as we came into being I find this so calming And have you noticed how the people who are desperate to be remembered are often the worst people?
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GeorgiaBlue @georgiablue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw someone yesterday describe those morons outside Basingstoke Police Station as the Provisional Wing of Sports Direct, and, yeah, that’s pretty much it.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Fi @feebee69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Just a heads up, if you’re getting regularly smiled at by babies and greeted warmly by dogs you are carrying a fragment of the sacred light within you and must guard it closely
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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, Mr T, what's your ideal holiday?
M & S Food: West Country Luxury Fool
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Devon Dympsy @devondympsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love this... (artist: Janis Goodman)
Image shows a drawing by artist Janis Goodman and it shows a huge computer that is plugged into 4 electrical sockets and is guzzling water via a hose attached to 2 taps. There is a woman sat nearby. This drawing is titled "The Data Centre Who Came To Tea"
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching #Strictly. My daughter said Josh Widdicombe looks like a toddler who just had a pair of glasses strapped on and is seeing his mum for the first time.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I miss my dog. …she’s in the other room, but I still miss her
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm *walking in the **air *farting **bath
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Rónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of my fondest childhood memories was not knowing the name of any CEO of any company.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
found out today making swedish chef noises instead of throwing the ball gets her insanely pissed off
barking dog
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Every time you think Elon Musk can’t possibly get any more embarrassing, you find you have merely been frolicking in the gentle foothills beneath a vast mountain of ick whose peak is lost to sight.
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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Sylwia Vargas @sylwia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AI is a real workplace game changer. People who previously were bad at their jobs are still bad but are able to produce 15-page reports on any given topic, every day.
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"she must be stopped"
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Data centers
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Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Exhibit A being the head on him
Ray Liotta's Wiki reads: Liotta made a speech and stated that he was known for being Italian, but he did a heritage tree and found that he mostly has Irish ancestry.[47]Ray Liotta looking like any Dundalk man
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Roses are red Thoughts are thinky Something Something Something
FISHTITS WINKY graffitti
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me: It’s sweet how my cat sits on my chest to comfort me when I’m sick in bed. Cat: I think I’ll eat the eyes first.
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 24/07/2026
It’s the same with a lot of use cases. People are so focused on learning how to better prompt the specific models they use, when they could just be doing the thing.
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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Mick Jagger probably only has another 10 world cups in him, how dare they
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AI gets pitched like it’s KITT from Knight Rider but in reality it’s more like getting Ratatouille’d by one of those wasps that lays eggs in your brain stem
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/07/2026
CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt
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mseviechops.bsky.social @mseviechops.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I see Ann Widdecombe has died. When she was Home Secretary I showed her round Drake Hall womens’s prison. There was a pregnant woman on a bed in the early stages of Labour and she asked the prison officers why she wasn’t handcuffed to the bed. That’s the kind of woman she was.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/07/2026
Cristiano Ronaldo: what if a mall in Dubai was a person
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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Llandudno 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 and East Portlemouth, Devon 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. Two of my favourite places. These two prints are off to live in NYC.
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I hope this email finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife I hope this email finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. From Reuters, published on the Guardian website.
Lightning strikes behind the illuminated Washington Monument, as people gather to watch 250th anniversary fireworks.
Photograph: Nathan Howard/Reuters
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The article if you wanted to read: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Farewell to Jackass, the finest catalogue of male idiocy – it could only go on for so long | Tom Usher
When I was 12, the antics of Knoxville, Steve-O and co were an invitation to jump out of trees. These days, I see something deeper in their refusal of filtered perfection, says writer Tom Usher
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Jason Reid @jasonreiduk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
people are not responding to their objective material conditions but the world as mediated through their screens, which are being controlled by malevolent billionaires. the more your experience of the world is intermediated through this false reality, the more reactionary you become
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Josh did miss Catherine every now and then, but mostly he was pretty happy with the trade.
A couple is sharing a kiss in a dimly lit venue, while a man in the background holds a bunch of gray balloons, observing the moment.
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Paul Pod @paulpod.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Last day at this job today. Yes, i need a new one. Quickly too, so for a brief time only - snap up a bargain (me) at never before heard of rates (true).
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Make it real nice. Y’know, for people to come and look at.
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Henry Flint @henryflint.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“My dad’s the CEO”
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This was just shared by @naomialderman.bsky.social and it deserves the widest possible audience. Ladies and gentlemen and all others, for your graphic design delight, I present… … the logo for the Paris Tennis School.
The logo for the Paris Tennis School. A racquet cut off just above the handle and stood on end like The Eiffel Tower.
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WEFAIL @wefail.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Corey O'Neill @coreyoneill.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Well damn!
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/03/2024
WONKA: *quickly slamming a door labeled LICORICE WHIPS* That's not part of the tour. That's for something else
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 08/06/2026
You're right — that's on me.
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