Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 08/10/2026When thinking about what I wanted to do for a living this is what I thought being a designer would be. And it was for a brief moment 000
Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Can't Get You Out of My Head. It was the bit where we were following the journey of a trans woman in 80's Britain. The tune fitted perfectly 110
Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 07/10/2026First heard this in an Adam Curtis doc. Great tune 110
Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That's was awesome. Inspiring parents and an inspiring son 020
Reposted by Matt ChapmanMarco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What were they thinking?!? Why is this opt-out??!? New #YouTube app lets everybody who clicks a YouTube link you shared see your channel/name. You have to notice it when you share or turn it off by default in #privacy settings 56343
Reposted by Matt ChapmanTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Love this way of looking at life In universe terms, we are all meaningless specks of dust, a brief spark of existence and extinguished as soon as we came into being I find this so calming And have you noticed how the people who are desperate to be remembered are often the worst people? 57314
Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Got laid off back in may. Got my tick and Ty for discount 000
Reposted by Matt ChapmanNostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Saw someone yesterday describe those morons outside Basingstoke Police Station as the Provisional Wing of Sports Direct, and, yeah, that’s pretty much it. 217052
Reposted by Matt ChapmanDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Just a heads up, if you’re getting regularly smiled at by babies and greeted warmly by dogs you are carrying a fragment of the sacred light within you and must guard it closely 527850
Reposted by Matt ChapmanChris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So, Mr T, what's your ideal holiday? 528757
Reposted by Matt ChapmanDevon Dympsy @devondympsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Love this... (artist: Janis Goodman) 3349134
Reposted by Matt ChapmanDamien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Watching #Strictly. My daughter said Josh Widdicombe looks like a toddler who just had a pair of glasses strapped on and is seeing his mum for the first time. 314624
Reposted by Matt ChapmanBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats 2144085
Reposted by Matt ChapmanMichael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days 6247041593
Reposted by Matt ChapmanIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663348
Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 04/09/2026That's super cool to hear you do that. Much respect ❤️ 000
Reposted by Matt Chapmanthe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I miss my dog. …she’s in the other room, but I still miss her 4657
Reposted by Matt Chapmantrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm *walking in the **air *farting **bath 2443
Reposted by Matt ChapmanRónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 01/09/2026One of my fondest childhood memories was not knowing the name of any CEO of any company. 1246699
Reposted by Matt Chapmanbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026found out today making swedish chef noises instead of throwing the ball gets her insanely pissed off 131659129
Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A mum and a dad not just a mum. Homemade food not McCain's McDonald's Wine Dips 010
Reposted by Matt ChapmanRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/07/2023This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores. 162179547
Reposted by Matt ChapmanDamien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Every time you think Elon Musk can’t possibly get any more embarrassing, you find you have merely been frolicking in the gentle foothills beneath a vast mountain of ick whose peak is lost to sight. 1123
Reposted by Matt ChapmanCPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Thank you for your attention to this matter!! 14571211329
Reposted by Matt ChapmanSylwia Vargas @sylwia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026AI is a real workplace game changer. People who previously were bad at their jobs are still bad but are able to produce 15-page reports on any given topic, every day. 414025
Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My dog just sits under them and cries and shakes until she can have her babies back. It's gotten so bad we really try to hide it from her, but she always finds out. 110
Reposted by Matt ChapmanAlex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"she must be stopped" 02415
Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Reminds me of my fave ever qi bit where they asked why it took hundreds of years for giant tortoises to get scientifically named. youtu.be/zPggB4MfPnk?...youtu.beQI | How The Giant Tortoise Got Its NameYouTube video by QI 000
Reposted by Matt ChapmanLouise @selkies.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Exhibit A being the head on him 1116829
Reposted by Matt Chapmantrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Roses are red Thoughts are thinky Something Something Something 413027
Reposted by Matt ChapmanJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Me: It’s sweet how my cat sits on my chest to comfort me when I’m sick in bed. Cat: I think I’ll eat the eyes first. 431584201