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Matt Chapman

@mattuk1972.bsky.social
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When thinking about what I wanted to do for a living this is what I thought being a designer would be. And it was for a brief moment
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can't Get You Out of My Head. It was the bit where we were following the journey of a trans woman in 80's Britain. The tune fitted perfectly
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First heard this in an Adam Curtis doc. Great tune
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's was awesome. Inspiring parents and an inspiring son
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Marco @madeingermany.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What were they thinking?!? Why is this opt-out??!? New #YouTube app lets everybody who clicks a YouTube link you shared see your channel/name. You have to notice it when you share or turn it off by default in #privacy settings
YouTube privacy settings, channel visibility for shared links
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love this way of looking at life In universe terms, we are all meaningless specks of dust, a brief spark of existence and extinguished as soon as we came into being I find this so calming And have you noticed how the people who are desperate to be remembered are often the worst people?
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GeorgiaBlue @georgiablue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got laid off back in may. Got my tick and Ty for discount
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Nostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw someone yesterday describe those morons outside Basingstoke Police Station as the Provisional Wing of Sports Direct, and, yeah, that’s pretty much it.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Fi @feebee69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's all Charlie's fault imo
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Just a heads up, if you’re getting regularly smiled at by babies and greeted warmly by dogs you are carrying a fragment of the sacred light within you and must guard it closely
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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So, Mr T, what's your ideal holiday?
M & S Food: West Country Luxury Fool
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Another amazing watch. Ty for your service.
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Devon Dympsy @devondympsy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love this... (artist: Janis Goodman)
Image shows a drawing by artist Janis Goodman and it shows a huge computer that is plugged into 4 electrical sockets and is guzzling water via a hose attached to 2 taps. There is a woman sat nearby. This drawing is titled "The Data Centre Who Came To Tea"
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watching #Strictly. My daughter said Josh Widdicombe looks like a toddler who just had a pair of glasses strapped on and is seeing his mum for the first time.
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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Another guy at the hardware store called me “chief” and I hit him back with a “buddy” and now we’re just circling each other on tiptoes with our backs arched like alleycats
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With a clipboard
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As always, it's a piece of art.
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Waiting for toys to be ready
Short haired golden cockapoo sitting patiently in front of a washing machine for her toys to be ready
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tongs
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That's super cool to hear you do that. Much respect ❤️
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wow. Wish I could afford it
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I miss my dog. …she’s in the other room, but I still miss her
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lush x
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm *walking in the **air *farting **bath
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Rónán Hession @ronanhession.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
One of my fondest childhood memories was not knowing the name of any CEO of any company.
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Of course
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
found out today making swedish chef noises instead of throwing the ball gets her insanely pissed off
barking dog
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A mum and a dad not just a mum. Homemade food not McCain's McDonald's Wine Dips
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He is going to kill us all isn't he?
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Damien Owens @damienowens.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Every time you think Elon Musk can’t possibly get any more embarrassing, you find you have merely been frolicking in the gentle foothills beneath a vast mountain of ick whose peak is lost to sight.
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CPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh man what's this amazing tune!
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Sylwia Vargas @sylwia.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
AI is a real workplace game changer. People who previously were bad at their jobs are still bad but are able to produce 15-page reports on any given topic, every day.
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My dog just sits under them and cries and shakes until she can have her babies back. It's gotten so bad we really try to hide it from her, but she always finds out.
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"she must be stopped"
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Data centers
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Reminds me of my fave ever qi bit where they asked why it took hundreds of years for giant tortoises to get scientifically named. youtu.be/zPggB4MfPnk?...
youtu.be
QI | How The Giant Tortoise Got Its Name
YouTube video by QI
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Matt Chapman @mattuk1972.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
All the time
Photo of a cockapoo with short golden hair. Laying in a bed with her chin resting on her blue whale toy.
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Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Exhibit A being the head on him
Ray Liotta's Wiki reads: Liotta made a speech and stated that he was known for being Italian, but he did a heritage tree and found that he mostly has Irish ancestry.[47]Ray Liotta looking like any Dundalk man
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Roses are red Thoughts are thinky Something Something Something
FISHTITS WINKY graffitti
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Me: It’s sweet how my cat sits on my chest to comfort me when I’m sick in bed. Cat: I think I’ll eat the eyes first.
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