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Colin Warriner

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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does he always walk like he’s shit his pants?
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No shade to Memoirs of a Geisha, but The Fall (2006) deserved at least one of Art Direction, Cinematography or Costume Design.
Still from The Fall (2006).Still from The Fall (2006).Still from The Fall (2006).Still from The Fall (2006).
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Siddhartha Mitter @siddharthamitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First @mediapart.fr revealed gross antisemitic messages and associations w/ Holocaust deniers etc by Jordan Bardella, Le Pen's protégé and presumed PM if she becomes president. Cue mass denials, accusations of fabrication, etc. Now Mediapart drops the — rigorous, devastating — receipts.
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Écrits antisémites de Jordan Bardella : les preuves du mensonge
« Propos délirants », « dinguerie », « faux grossiers »… Depuis nos révélations sur ses écrits antisémites, Jordan Bardella, soutenu par Marine Le Pen et le Rassemblement national, a violemment mis e…
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chasing goose meme. The goose is asking: “Who will you be deploying snipers and drones against in downtown D.C.?!”
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My seat is in coach dix? Coach dix nuts! Au revoir, Paris!
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Bryan Cranston's Mic Drop Gesture - Iphonedo
ALT: Bryan Cranston's Mic Drop Gesture - Iphonedo
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Now make Susan non-binary ✊
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m not exactly a pearl-clutcher when it comes to stuff like this, but if this honestly, truly wasn’t a dark joke that broke containment, I’m *baffled* that no one at any stage of the process thought to do even one very basic search of the name they wanted to use www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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Oxford United apologise for launching ‘United 93’ clothing range around 9/11 anniversary
Oxford United have been forced to abandon a new range of American sports-influenced merchandise given its jarring association with one of the aircraft hijacked on 11 September
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re in the process of trying to move, but as soon as that’s done and I don’t have to fear packing it and safely transporting it myself, I’m going to fulfil a years-long ambition of owning one of Rose’s pots 🐙🦑🏺
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Is He Hot or Does He Just Have a Moustache And Glasses: Paris Edition.”
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
She’s giving 2019 Met Gala.
Ezra Miller at the 2019 Met Gala, wearing a disorientating multi-face look.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
« This association is really going to boost the profile of our members. » « Whenever someone thinks of people making quick, furtive use of their hands, they'll think: FFAP! » « Everyone's going to want FFAP at their corporate events and children's birthday parties! »
Frontage of the ‘Fédération Française des Artistes Prestidigitateurs’, in Paris.
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/08/2026
The Empire State Building went pink at exactly 9:25pm for Dolly Parton. Because of course they made it 9 to 5. That’s how you honor an icon. 🩷
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ahem… edition.cnn.com/2026/08/20/p...
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Exclusive: Navy weighs renaming carrier slated to honor Black war hero, potentially switching it to Trump | CNN Politics
The US Navy is working to rename an aircraft carrier under construction that was set to honor a Black sailor hailed for his heroic actions during the attack on Pearl Harbor, three sources familiar wit...
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Said by a regime maliciously abusing its authority and grossly exceeding its mandate while revelling in constant aggressive politicization and covering up the many and repeated gross corruptions of its senior figures. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
The new sanctions designations were unveiled by Marco Rubio, the US secretary of state, who called the Hague-based ICC a “corrupt and fatally politicized supranational court that has maliciously abused its authority and exceeded its mandate”, in a statement.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Prediction: Pete Hegseth will try to rename the USS Doris Miller after Trump. They’re retrofitting it with steam catapults because of Trump’s obsession (www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...), Ford class ships are usually named after presidents, and Miller was a Black war hero and Hegseth’s racist.
The memorandum gives the Pentagon leaders 60 days to come up with “a plan on the required measures to replace the Electromagnetic Aircraft Launch System and Advanced Weapons Elevators with steam and hydraulic systems for the construction of” the USS Doris Miller, a Ford-class aircraft carrier, which is already two years behind schedule.The ship, named for Messman Second Class Doris Miller, is the first aircraft carrier named for both an enlisted sailor and an African American. The ship will be the second to honor Miller, who received the Navy Cross for his actions during the attack on Pearl Harbor; the first ship was USS Miller (FF-1091). It is currently the only Gerald R. Ford-class carrier to be named after a person who was not a former president.Doris "Dorie" Miller (October 12, 1919 – November 24, 1943) was a U.S. Navy sailor who was the first black recipient of the Navy Cross and a nominee for the Medal of Honor. As a mess attendant second class aboard the battleship USS West Virginia, Miller helped carry wounded sailors to safety during the attack on Pearl Harbor. He then operated an anti-aircraft gun and, despite no prior training in gunnery, officially shot down one plane (according to Navy Department records), but Miller and other eyewitnesses claimed a range of four to six.
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Dr Vanessa @hpsvanessa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh this is cool, now make him do chemotherapy for a cancer he doesn't have and see how that goes. This could be an amazing learning experience for him.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ve paid so little attention to the ASOIAF series, so maybe this has already been widely commented on, but in A Dance with Dragons, George R. R. Martin named three generations of the Tully family Grover, Elmo, Kermit and Oscar? 🤦🏻‍♂️
Four muppets: Grover, Elmo, Kermit and Oscar.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I really feel this one, as he was behind so much of the soundtrack to my adolescence. Closeted, emotional teenager me felt the Ray of Light album in my bones, which grew into a love for so many of the collaborations listed here. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/a...
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William Orbit, pop producer for Madonna, All Saints and more, dies aged 69
Musician’s projects included Madonna’s Ray of Light, Blur’s 13 and All Saints’ chart-topping singles Pure Shores and Black Coffee
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
One of the many things for which he should be put on trial, but never will because the US Supreme Court has made that almost impossible.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is one of my favourite channels on YouTube at the moment, and this deeply satisfying solution and explanation are a good example of why: youtu.be/lYSSUynkx3A?...
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Minute Cryptic Clue 299: Maybe love to hate ally of Caesar, J. (7)
YouTube video by Minute Cryptic
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Saladin in 1189:
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. From Reuters, published on the Guardian website.
Lightning strikes behind the illuminated Washington Monument, as people gather to watch 250th anniversary fireworks.
Photograph: Nathan Howard/Reuters
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Patti LuPone on the deck of the Atlantis cruise ship, ready to demand entry into a Turkish port.
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Eva Green - 300
Alt: Eva Green as Artemisia- 300 Rise of an Empire
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
“my passion is graphic design”
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Abbey @abbeyarletto.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
JD Vance awkwardly patting his wife’s knee.JD Vance tenderly embracing Erika Kirk.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Sat in a pub garden and it’s warm and there’s loads of jasmine flowering and it’s *fragrant* and this is lovely 😌
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
MARIS
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Jenni @jennyjl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Below is a letter sent by Tom Hayes, Labour MP Bournemouth East to the Mary-Anne Stephenson at the EHRC, with Bridget Phillipson and Liv Bailey cc'd. The reply will be evasive, no doubt. But I hope it results in some pressure to change.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Those demons seem kind of into it. Are we sure this isn’t something they want?
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Currently finding a small measure of joy in these photos of @mayor.nyc.gov and Peppermint at a Pride event 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Mayor Mamdani and Peppermint on stage at the MOLGBTQIA event.Peppermint hugging Mayor Mamdani.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The face being pulled behind him is definitely one that I would make if I saw someone trying to condescend that smugly to Senator Warren.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is rookie NFL QB Cole Payton. He is 6’3”, 232 pounds.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“All those MPs in Kent kept talking about stopping the boats. If only we’d known we should have been stopping the bots…”
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A lot of people who’ve said with a straight face that this isn’t about ethnonationalism, it’s about jobs and the economy, are currently heaping praise on a half-baked idea that would put tens of thousands of people out of work and cripple the national economy.
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Gabe Moshenska @gabemoshenska.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
[Baba Yaga sitting in Chicken Cottage, obviously disappointed, but enjoying a peri peri wrap]
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Call An Ambulance But Not For Me Meme
ALT: Call An Ambulance But Not For Me Meme
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Wish this could be my wfh inspiration today.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I enjoy when cats are warm enough they drop all pretence at dignity
Our cat, asleep on her back in our slightly overgrown garden, in 33° heat.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Met Police: We want to use Palantir. Mayor: No, you can’t. Palantir: Why isn’t the mayor doing more to protect people from being sexually assaulted by the Met Police? Met Police:...um, yeah. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
On Friday, Mosley told Times Radio: “What Londoners value is not being mugged, not being raped by a serving police officer and that’s really what the focus here should be … If we are going to politicise procurement in that way then we are going to compromise public safety”.

His response drew an angry response from the Labour MP Stella Creasy, who said Mosley “should be ashamed of himself”.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If a senior member of the UK government publicly expressed support for the US ‘No Kings’ protests, and urged them to keep at it, this supine couchfucker would be bleating about foreign interference. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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JD Vance urges UK anti-immigration activists to ‘keep on going’
US vice-president appeared to align with attendees of Tommy Robinson’s ‘unite the kingdom’ rally in London
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
PSA: Apparently ‘Scavengers Reign’ is being taken off Netflix after 30 May. If you haven’t seen it yet, I strongly recommend taking the dwindling opportunity to watch a really intelligent, original, and occasionally heartbreaking animated series, which deserves so much love.
A still from Scavengers Reign, showing two characters (a human and a robot) next to a vehicle on an alien world.
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Colin Warriner @colinelmustard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The BBC is really burying the lede here if they’ve determined evolution only began 27 years ago.
Excerpt from BBC article:

Greetings from Clydebank, where counting is under way for both Dumbarton and Clydebank and Milngavie constituencies.
Dumbarton has been held by Labour’s Jackie Baillie since 1999 - one of the "class of 1999", who were elected to the Scottish Parliament at the dawn of evolution.
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Chris 🟡🟡🟡🟡 @shelfnerds.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
#MicroTreks Kathryn stands in the turbo lift. “Bridge,” she mutters. [Voice Over] “A single night has passed since Mister Tuvok and Mister Neelix were—returned to us. Life goes on. Life…” “Halt turbo lift,” she commands. “Engineering.” 1/16
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Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I dunno guys, the internet has very few joy laws but reposting this whenever it comes across your feed is one 🤷🏾‍♀️ It’s not just nostalgia, it’s as good as you remember.
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Jack Mendel @mendeljack.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Said it before and I'll say it again, you don't need to agree with Zack Polanski's politics to call out what is quite clearly in my view, antisemitic caricaturing. And no, saying this doesn't lend him any political credibility. It just means we should critique his views and actions not appearance
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