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Lagoogoo Doll

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Proctologist. Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein BEFORE the incident. Founded the khive in 2017. FIFA certified Economist.

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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 4h
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Amadeus Mozart
ALT: Amadeus Mozart
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 5h
AI could never
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Grandpa Found the Car Keys
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 5h
I think this is the best shirt design I've done all year roryblank.bigcartel.com (I am reposting this because the previous version included a typo, but I am also not deleting that post lol)
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 6h
found this when I was looking for something else and I just think it's a wonderful image
old guy sitting at a machine in a casino with a neon yellow shirt that says on the back, "legalize mother/son marriage"
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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a crowd attending the “baby of the year” awards ceremony, they appear angry/upset/irritated and some are yelling. The text states: “I hope you fucking die, META MUSE!”
the lighting looks red probably from the stage showing Bart Harley Jarvis. This is from an I think you should leave sketch btw
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 9h
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weird ad with neon text saying: "these trunk less legs of stone are fucking standing in the desert and basically, you are fucking despairing. how? ...just travel to the antique land >"
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 8h
Thumbnail for whitest kids you know YouTube channel but the name for the video has been changed to resident evil director eats dog poop
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 8h
The nation explicitly cast as a fortressed bunker ensuring "survivability" for the in-group. A.K.A. end times fascism.
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Bingus 🦧”bear down” PhDMTBBL @bingusrelative.bsky.social · 9h
The dipshit congressmen sign but it’s goatse
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🧟Zombuddy🧟‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 10h
I think we need to build some of them fancy robits they had in War of the Worlds.
Newt Gingrich
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Tim @timzhu.io · 11h
Change Research poll (9/25-9/28) of Texas shows Talarico up +5 in precincts Judge Holden won by +20 points in 2024.
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Terminally Frogline @2frogline69.bsky.social · 12h
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Mundo Feliz Onetreehsll: Ciudad Futurista
ALT: Mundo Feliz Onetreehsll: Ciudad Futurista
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 15h
Why'd why get fired? Who? Why! What? No, why! When are you gonna stop saying this shit?
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
sorry to them but this is such a funny before and after
Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.... • 23d
If you believe in liberal values, which is to say values like fairness, liberty, equality, the rule of law, but also in liberal virtues like kindness, respect, generosity - you have a moral obligation to suit up and fight for those values.
Yes, that means you have to post.
A lot.
Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberne... • 23d
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I Regret to Inform You that Posting Matters
Posting online didn't matter until it did. But now, if you believe in liberal volues, it's time to suit up and fight.
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I Regret to Inform You that Posting Matters
Posting online didn't matter until it did. But now, if you believe in liberal values, it's time to suit up an...Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social
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Taking a break. This app (and all social media apps) is toxic and shouldn't exist.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.s... • 2d I'm taking a break. Maybe I'll come back in a month, maybe never, idk.
Social media is dangerous and destructive, and this app is particularly toxic and gross. Not worse than Twitter but, very bad.
Stay safe out there.
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Vibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.s... • 2d
Piece of shit app.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah and the people in charge are not
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 15h
Why'd why get fired? Who? Why! What? No, why! When are you gonna stop saying this shit?
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 17h
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She works hard and she deserves it
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gooner, the online raccoon on the moon @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is this michael Tracey
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🔫Scott Martin🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 30/09/2026
My thoughts on Michael Tracy prompting the doxxing of the Cornell victim
A man in front of sponsors says “If I speak Bluesky will suspend me”
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's called time management sweaty
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine being the guy who invented the plunger
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just clogged my dumper so bad u guys
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chop off one head, 2 more grow in its place
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Many headed hydra penis
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dril post 

Hello Alan this is your lawyer speaking I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anything i have to say is a ToS violation
Michael Tracey & @mtracey
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Rape in the morning, rape in the evening, rape at supper time. When raping's on a bagel, you can have rapin' anytime

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Its exhausting to be a woman. Everyday is just rape rape rape. Rape in the news and rape in the show im watching and at night im running from rape in my dreams. And when i walk alone on the road i walk faster be rape.
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sherpping ern ermerzern
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maxine Waters please finish the job
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If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information.
And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy
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@mtracey • 7h
Let's see if anyone has the "balls" to name this Jane Doe so we can all evaluate her veracity, and that of her lawyers, since her lawsuit didn't hesitate to name & shame 7 of her peers as gang-rapists.
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ULTIMATE NAOMI 🏳️‍⚧️ @ultimatedsnaomi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
perfect
a Twitter bio for the account @non_left_PJ_Fan with the display name Pearl Jam Fanatic Non-Woke🇺🇸:

Pearl Jam superfan… Always found PJ better/more profound than Nirvana, but also find PJ off the mark on politics… Tool lover as well.
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
israelis are notably a minority within the territory they control and are (quite plausibly) doomed without western support, though i think neither of these things change the moral valence of israeli apartheid whatsoever
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Boo! Bootsy 👻 @weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Biblically accurate penis watches from the inside
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like this was a post you didn’t have to make, to say the very least.
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rape apologist says what?
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking good, sir
Sleppy boy trump
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
christ's inversion of traditional moral frameworks was so profound that even 2000 years later his own self-proclaimed followers still can't swallow his argument
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the chapter about penis was my fav
the cover of "the picture bible"
"The timeless stories of the bible in full color!"
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POWERFUL CRAB FART🦀 @powerful.crabf.art · 28/09/2026
One-hundred eye snake
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Biblically accurate penis
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 28/09/2026
no they be pico de
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They do not 😢
Man crying in his shed YouTube thumbnail with the title tomatoes and onions do not be salsa
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's so crazy how Uncut Gems predicted the Average Guy
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kid "the rock" James Ritchie
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they have zero plans to change a thing before the midterms and i thank them for it
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