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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll

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Proctologist. Proud father of eight uncle to 30. Father of the first 12-year-old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein BEFORE the incident. Founded the khive in 2017. FIFA certified Economist.

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 7h
BECAUSE THEY ARE EVERYWHERE AND IN MAH BRAINS
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Henry Beedee @hibide.bsky.social · 9h
Scorsese, Eastwood, Spielberg, Bell
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 11h
THINGS TO SAY AT FILM SCHOOL
• "Can I speak to the film directly?"
• "I brought my own subtext"
• "I am going to break the 180° rule"
• "What is a Kurosawa?"
• "Who legally owns this camera?"
• "Sell me this pen"
• "I am going to film a mockumentary satire"
• "Film theory? Like the YouTube channel?"

Pic of Christopher Nolan
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 11h
THINGS TO SAY AT FILM SCHOOL
• "Can I speak to the film directly?"
• "I brought my own subtext"
• "I am going to break the 180° rule"
• "What is a Kurosawa?"
• "Who legally owns this camera?"
• "Sell me this pen"
• "I am going to film a mockumentary satire"
• "Film theory? Like the YouTube channel?"

Pic of Christopher Nolan
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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 11h
Doing 🤙 at her after she climaxes
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 13h
Frog running to a big red “white woman extinction button”
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 11h
"mmmnn I just love balls so much!"
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
80 billion in debt to finance this monstrosity. God it’s so funny. And in the hands of a completely untested failson. Delightful
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 12h
I'm cutting saving private ryan into reels so my son can watch it
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 13h
Lmfao
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 13h
McDonner party I'm lovin it
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 13h
It's very natural
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 15h
I kept seeing the other version and it was too uncanny so I fixed it you're welcome
Elizabeth Holmes you can see everything poster face mirrored so it's her whole face
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 14h
Yanking candle
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ogre-g 👹 @libidinalspaces.bsky.social · 19h
she's got that joie de leave
A thin, red leaf on concrete. It's on its side such that it looks like a pair of lips
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Arizona Right Watch @azrww.bsky.social · 19h
This is so so horrific.
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 15h
I kept seeing the other version and it was too uncanny so I fixed it you're welcome
Elizabeth Holmes you can see everything poster face mirrored so it's her whole face
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 15h
I'm going to the doctor
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 15h
Lmfao they're realizing hahahha fuck
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 15h
Real gs move in silence like oh my god it's Robert Loggia
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 15h
Oh shi
Pic of grimace but he in the backrooms
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 15h
Guaranteed five bagger folks
Buff chipmunk wearing pants with the word download
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ubik @ubikwintermute.bsky.social · 15h
static.klipy.com
Get The Word Out There
ALT: Get The Word Out There
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h
Vasectomy Hot-Wired theonion.com/vasectomy-hot-wired
Vasectomy Hot-Wired
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 15h
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 18h
You've built this algorithm brick by brick. And the foundation will always be InfoWars.
A parody YouTube interface showing a video with a person pointing, titled "How To Get That Newt Gingrich Bod In Time For The Midterms" by "PoliticalBodz." The thumbnail includes text saying "NO GYM REQUIRED!" with an illustrated human outline. A YouTube interface shows a thumbnail with three people. The thumbnail is labeled "Doctors KILLED my baby's sense of whimsy." Above, there is a suggestion, "Because you watched InfoWars." The background of the thumbnail is red, and includes text "MommyOfFive."A YouTube interface showing recommended videos. The first video thumbnail is a red lawnmower in front of a brick church with the title "Marrying Your Lawnmower Is Legal In These 8 States" by JohnsonLawnCare. The header reads "Because you watched InfoWars."Screenshot of a YouTube page suggesting videos related to InfoWars. The top video shows a distressed person and a child walking alone in a forest, with the text "ALL ALONE!!!" The video title is "Exiled My Toddler Into The Forest For 1 Year: Baby Banish Challenge Full Video" by Mommy Chronicles. Another video thumbnail below shows the word "DEMONS" in fiery letters.
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 18h
No thanks to you, assholes
Even on Election Day, Schumer Is Mum on Mamdani
The top Senate Democrat never endorsed Zohran Mamdani, his party's young left-wing nominee for mayor, and declined to even say who he had voted for.After a lengthy wait, Jeffries to endorse Mamdani
The powerful Brooklyn Democrat plans to endorse the democratic socialist Friday afternoon.
NOTES
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) speaks with reporters outside the U.S. Capitol on the 23rd day of
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 19h
At this point if you are choosing a mid children's book over the lives of real human beings I regard you the exact same way as the men posting "retvrn" under a 1950's advertisement for laundry detergent that he's dumb enough to think is real
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 19h
glen powell's face is small
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chris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 20h
Opened up my horror short THE CONFECTION for you to watch this month. So do it... vimeo.com/816045136/42...
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The Confection
The Confection What if your friend died in the stupidest way possible? Review on letterboxd: https://letterboxd.com/film/the-confection/
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Hourly Twin Peaks @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 20h
02:19
S03E15 The Return, Part 15: There's Some Fear in Letting Go August 20 2017
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 20h
The Trump Civil Rights Division exists mostly to encourage racial discrimination rather than prevent it bsky.app/profile/carl...
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 20h
Jim crow ass federal government
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 20h
Grok is Russian plague the t virus?
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 06/10/2026
Iowa: We have nothing good!
Iowa is the only state with no national park, no mountains, no coastline, and no city over 250k people
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 20h
Grok how to survive car crash like the lady
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Grok what is t virus
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🙋‍♂️HumanBuddy💁‍♂️ @budbuddyguy.sheshed.lol · 21h
JESUS CHRIST
The freaky ass new poster for You Can See Everything with Elizabeth Holmes way too close to the camera and Nathan Fielder blurry and looking at her in the background
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 21h
Let's fucking gooooo
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chris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 22h
So... apparently Xi really loves my movie.....
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reddit I can never quit you
Ned Stark with a gun
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Be one with the monkey. Let that horse play.
A monkey is sitting among green leaves, holding a cigarette in its mouth and a lighter in its hand. Overlay text reads, "What the Monkey considers business, the Horse considers play."
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
J as in "Jesus Christ it's Robert Loggia"
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nuthatch (I think Eurasian) upside down on a lantern plant. It has been cropped from a bag of birdseed to just say EXTREME underneath.
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Mills Woodworks @mrmillswoodworks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ohh Kermit, you’re still on the call.
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Taking a shit that makes you stinky and sweaty like Michael Tracey
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wooter booffalo
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that’s a moray
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Laboo👻boo👻 Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a living
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