Reposted by master’s baneone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died 152362328
Reposted by master’s baneStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you 143103122973
Reposted by master’s banegem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863781686
Reposted by master’s baneAdam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Reposting this because 65185924241
Reposted by master’s banePhiladelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Down 4-0 Bottom of the 9th #RingTheBell 46618
Reposted by master’s baneBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Every day I have to hear about some asshole 201141232798
Reposted by master’s bane🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I just walked out of a restaurant holding my belly and saying “I feel like a big fat piece of shit” under my breath and the hostess heard me 1433511
Reposted by master’s baneDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt. 1654563572
Reposted by master’s baneGavan Reilly @gavreilly.com · 26/07/2026“The famine is over! The curse be damned!! Hit the nuclear button! Mayo have won the All-Ireland!!” An all-time great sports commentary moment from Stephen Grealis and Martin McHugh on Mayo’s Midwest Radio. #gaa 571526394
master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026two thumbs way up for the odyssey. you barely even notice they use the latinized pronunciation of telemakhos and argos. or perhaps foreshadowing for the aeneid if nolan decides to expand into the roman cinematic universe?? 001
Reposted by master’s baneDavid J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026How strong is that fan?!? 3117814999
Reposted by master’s baneCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves 1613851729
Reposted by master’s baneAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134554701
Reposted by master’s baneSanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Technically, they’re Remains now. 414208653864
Reposted by master’s banestuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Fallout Los Angeles, zoom in to a bizarrely dressed raider addressing you from atop the Hollywood sign 651162
Reposted by master’s baneAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6105419216268
Reposted by master’s baneRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026“They were A SEVEN SEED you SICK BASTARD” 433732
Reposted by master’s banepork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 30/04/2026LICK MY ASS SID 211222
master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I’m sure I’m late to the party but what the hell happened to dark sky man? 000
Reposted by master’s banetreb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Cam York absolutely hucking his stick into the crowd is A+++ I don't even know what I would do in that OT Winning Goal, Series Clincher scenario. Maybe pull a hoagie out of my pants and take a big bite 1316815
Reposted by master’s baneLukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026To think, Mike Vrabel is so busy in counseling he probably has no idea about any of this 453663
Reposted by master’s banewint @dril.bsky.social · 17/04/2026me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen 6486551417
Reposted by master’s baneBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/04/2026Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza? 101819558
Reposted by master’s baneMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/04/2026MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea. 74060567
Reposted by master’s baneWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms 222103432250
Reposted by master’s baneonion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2026one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen 514338748
Reposted by master’s baneBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Filmmaking has gotten to a point where we’d ask Jean Claude Van Damme why he’s playing a character named Chuck Douglas who gave up his life as a highly skilled karate mercenary to raise his daughter on an Ohio farm, but back in the day we used to just let him say teem to drieve this corhn to merket 1232932
master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026despite his history of abusing & endangering stunt doubles I gotta hand it to director Bony on this one. 000
Reposted by master’s baneactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/11/2023[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP 141460333
Reposted by master’s baneLuke Knox @lukeknox.me · 13/10/2023MLB’s Korean marketing slogan used to be “It’s big ball chunky time”, and I will never stop thinking about it 382503697
Reposted by master’s banecolin feral @sal.gay · 24/03/2026A computer can never pack a bowl therefore a computer must never make a playlist 163486779
master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 19/03/2026coca-cola lurching from christmas ai slop to ripping off the eagles fight song for their march madness ad. it doesn’t matter. none of this matters. 010
Reposted by master’s baneBrandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 16/03/2026I was asked to give my thoughts on generative AI usage in games - here they are! 109120044771
Reposted by master’s bane#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Venezuela dancing for their pregame hype up. Feels like they missed an opportunity to bring in a habitual liar to hype up the team with a grandiose story of violence 033332
Reposted by master’s baneRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason 703752924
Reposted by master’s baneone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 08/03/2026patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british 5718109
Reposted by master’s baneSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/09/2025HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?" GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children 276300993
Reposted by master’s baneGlonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work. 5458941896
Reposted by master’s baneLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers. 232331514
Reposted by master’s baneceej @ceej.online · 10/01/2024scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe 5196801981
Reposted by master’s banemark magark @markedly.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art. 202326373
