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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
they’re pretty helpful, especially combined with fire damage. speaking to your other point, I do switch my loadout between hiss and mold enemies, but I agree it’s not super efficient. I only change 3 things so it’s not time consuming but would love a quick loadout option.
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
do you have mold summons available?
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
welp
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
why is it so fucking difficult for this team to conceptualize makai lemon running toward the first down marker before throwing the ball to him?
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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brainplan @brainplan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appreciate that Hurts always keeps it real
screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “So I just found out they eat beans for breakfast in London.” screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “Baked beans. Like what you eat at your family's summer picnic or as a side at a barbecue joint and look, l like beans, beans are good, but...”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…”screenshot of Jalen Hurts addressing the media; he is wearing an Eagles hoodie and Eagles throwback kelly green baseball cap and standing behind the mic in front of a backdrop with alternating Eagles and Toyota logos; fake closed captioning on the pic reads “…for breakfast? Man, I don’t know about that.”
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
eagles suck but the wings were good!
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thought we had no chance coming into this game so I don’t appreciate them getting my hopes up
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ah, the mexican truffle
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just wish I could enjoy a football game without being subjected to the deflated drawl of a braindead pedophile
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hate cris collinsworth so much
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are they eating mashed potatoes out of a bamboo steamer?
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Down 4-0 Bottom of the 9th #RingTheBell
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I just walked out of a restaurant holding my belly and saying “I feel like a big fat piece of shit” under my breath and the hostess heard me
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Got a good job down at the Data Center. I work on the line, and it's hard work but it's honest and the wage is fair; my family and I are grateful for it. I rivet the word "absolutely" onto the little apologies that chatbots do when they misunderstand a prompt.
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Gavan Reilly @gavreilly.com · 26/07/2026
“The famine is over! The curse be damned!! Hit the nuclear button! Mayo have won the All-Ireland!!” An all-time great sports commentary moment from Stephen Grealis and Martin McHugh on Mayo’s Midwest Radio. #gaa
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
hell yeah ride the skies brother
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
two thumbs way up for the odyssey. you barely even notice they use the latinized pronunciation of telemakhos and argos. or perhaps foreshadowing for the aeneid if nolan decides to expand into the roman cinematic universe??
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David J @damjef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How strong is that fan?!?
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
update:
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is the most hilarious little league home run I've ever seen, the Royals have outdone themselves
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
OH NAUR
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Fallout Los Angeles, zoom in to a bizarrely dressed raider addressing you from atop the Hollywood sign
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026
happy memorial day
soldier protecting sleeping child meme
ordinance labeled
healthcare, housing, human rights
soldier labeled 
the military
sleeping child labeled
american citizens
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
“They were A SEVEN SEED you SICK BASTARD”
Detective Eliot Stabler talking to Jalen Brunson
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
home of the rule of 3s! I saw a man devour a sandwich there while getting every bit of his $3 worth from each dancer who came down the bar/stage. never seen such joie de vivre before or since.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 30/04/2026
LICK MY ASS SID
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m sure I’m late to the party but what the hell happened to dark sky man?
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Cam York absolutely hucking his stick into the crowd is A+++ I don't even know what I would do in that OT Winning Goal, Series Clincher scenario. Maybe pull a hoagie out of my pants and take a big bite
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
To think, Mike Vrabel is so busy in counseling he probably has no idea about any of this
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/04/2026
Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
can we re-position the gundam to look like it’s blocking an attack from dick allen?
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
MELANIA: You want me. Out of nowheres. To remind every one. Of my best friend, and child sex monster. Jeffrey Epstein?? (squints evilly) NATHAN FIELDER: (voice over) The First Lady loved my idea.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2026
one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Filmmaking has gotten to a point where we’d ask Jean Claude Van Damme why he’s playing a character named Chuck Douglas who gave up his life as a highly skilled karate mercenary to raise his daughter on an Ohio farm, but back in the day we used to just let him say teem to drieve this corhn to merket
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master’s bane @mastersbane.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
despite his history of abusing & endangering stunt doubles I gotta hand it to director Bony on this one.
Poorly-framed cell phone pic of an RPG character named Bony Kashiwa saying “Movies need realism!  The shake of the camerman’s hands, the instability of the dolly!  All of that’s lost in your bright, castrated world of computer graphics!”
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 25/11/2023
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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