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Learning to use the big boy potty :) Please don’t be mad at me

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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 03/10/2026
My dear friend Sharif is in dire need of donations to take care of his children. Like so many displaced Gazans. His accounts here are constantly, and erroneously, deleted as spam. Also like so many. Please give if you can. No amount is too small.
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My Children Lost Their Mother—Don’t Let Them Lose Life Too
Hello, my name is Sherif Samir Abdullah.I am 38 years oldA father of three children:
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 02/10/2026
Please keep the displaced and suffering Gazans in your hearts. Bear witness. They need us now as much as ever to survive and rely on donations to survive. Give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can take care of her family. No amount is too small. And give to others. 🙏💕 chuffed.org/project/1981...
My friend's three children in Gaza.
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing
Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/09/2026
Never been to the opera before? Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fallout New Vegas is really a story about how anything is possible as long as you have a dream and are also willing to take a pile of drugs
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
raxkingisdead: you wouldn’t correct a joke

Isaac (proud small hat wear...)
um, actually, this is wrong. I would.

Killer Cyborg
Right?
Have done many times.
LOT of people tell jokes wrong, and/or base jokes on misinformation rather than humorous exaggeration.little bill from boogie night about to kill himself
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rudy Giuliani just backed over Tilly Norwood in a parking lot
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here
the free press: Hold Your Applause for the New Gaza Documentary
There may yet be hard truths in 'NAZA,, including evidence of Israel's systemic failures. But the reporting around it treats flimsy claims as proof of criminality.I haven't seen the film. This means I cannot confidently assess its editing, corroboration, or the
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17/09/2026
Today is the only day you can repost this..
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 16/09/2026
RIP, this is such a good piece www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/a...
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Cat Frazier, Whose Retro GIFs Celebrated a Weirder Internet, Dies at 35 (Gift Article)
She found a future in the internet’s past with a Tumblr blog of animated texts, a revolt against the clean minimalism of contemporary design aesthetics.
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
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Indie Book Spotlight @bookspotlight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FOREVER AND ALWAYS MY DIRECTOR 🥳🥳🥳🥳 (Not my video.)
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Best airport in the country and it's not close
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musician Aaron Rowe has said he is withdrawing as a support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 14/09/2026
MACKLEMORE: [delivering heartfelt speech about palestinian rights and the evils of apartheid] SHEERAN: I love your passion [texting manager: can mr beast sing???]
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr. Bedtime @InternetHippo

I stepped away from my computer for a moment. When I returned, it was building something. I did not ask it to do this. We're not ready for what's coming

(picture of windows 3d pipes screen saver)
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
was always annoyed by Sheeran's cultural colonialism of his Irish heritage, so it's nice to see him eat shit for siding with the oppressor. hope he doesn't plan on touring Ireland any time soon.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AT&T Stadium reportedly is one of the venues that opposed Macklemore being on Ed Sheeran's bill. Worth noting that AT&T is hosting Kanye West in November.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hacked by a moth.
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every prosecutor in the country when they can’t use illegal wiretapping and rap lyrics as evidence
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
EMPIRE ENGINEER: ok so for the TIE fighter I’m thinking we go with a design with absolutely no peripheral vision.
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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?
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chiba_latte @chibalatte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone is into shmups at the local rescue
Screenshot of cat adoption page with multiple cats with shmup names (Gradius, Raiden, Twinbee, Garegga)
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All this 9/11 talk reminds me of the time an official KSA Twitter account threatened to 9/11 Toronto
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Big Walk is the kind of game where you just know the developers are thinking, “fuckin-A right I worked on that.” God damn. Masterpiece. Like if the Witness was created by a guy with friends.
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Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@househouse.com My friends and I finished Big Walk last night and I just want to say thanks for such an incredible experience. One of my favorite multiplayer games of all time and a really amazing achievement.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And they say it’s hard to find new music.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
josh (oldfriend99)
@oldfriend99

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

12:15 PM · Nov 24, 2015
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 01/09/2026
I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
(Post from Victoria Scott)
[scrolling the TL thinking of riffs to make about Current Events] Hmm. Can't say that.
Can't say that. Can't say that. Definitely can't say that. Not even sure I can think that one.
Can't say that. "Hey guys has anyone ever tried to use a hammer to"-shit wait nope can't say that. Can't say
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A Jewish man says "our mohel called in sick. Now who's gonna cut off all these foreskins?" Another Jewish man notices a passer-by from the East and says "what luck! it's a wandering ronin."
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