Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 15hThat’s so funny, I was there a couple weeks ago and did the same thing. The guy just loves getting sucked and fucked. 000
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 19hYou would not make this argument if the topic was Israel/Palestine. Why are you making it here? Appeasement is a fallacy and it’s wild that you’re still pretending it isn’t. 050
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’ve had both and Spotted Cow is so much better that it’s not even a comparison. 010
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026One of the funniest Twitter moments, tbh.static.klipy.comParty Shrimp in ConfettiALT: Party Shrimp in Confetti 000
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 13/10/2026We’re back to the early 2000s “no homo” shit, huh. $10 says he drops the f slur on the campaign trail in ‘28. 010
Reposted by JordanMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Congrats to new White House Press Secretary Kate Zacharia on a great first day 1562477
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yeah 100%. The clinical nature of that movie is what makes it so effective. If you’ve never seen those movies, just watch 1 and 3. 3 was written and directed by the original writer. It’s incredible. 020
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 09/10/2026God, can you even imagine Stephen Miller’s small talk at a party? Guarantee he shows off his collection of calipers. 020
Reposted by JordanMinnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 09/10/2026In celebration of Native American Heritage Night, the latest addition to our Artist Collection features a shirt and scarf designed by Minneapolis-based Indigenous artist Willard Malebear! Shop the collection tomorrow, exclusively at the Black & Blue Team Store! 1173
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Well that’s absolutely gorgeous. I’ll definitely need to grab one Saturday. 000
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Jonathan Blowhard. Guarantee I’m the first person on earth to come up with that. Not going to google it. 070
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One of the best endings to any game ever? My group certainly thought so. 130
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Her brain needs to be studied. She may be the first person to have CTE from Being On-line. 000
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh don’t worry, I won’t! There are so many other games out right now that are far more deserving of mine, and everyone’s, time. 010
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah that’s part of it too. I just don’t care that much about the ins and outs. I’m glad people that do get that, but I miss arcade racers. That’s another thing that attracted me and it’s something the Burnout games did that no one has successfully emulated since. 040
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Speaking as a person who doesn’t play racing games much and plays a ton of roguelikes, it’s what ultimately sold me on the game. I tend to bounce off racing games because they tend to feel pretty static to me. 1100
Reposted by JordanScary Cremastericle @yourpaljohn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We have created the sneering visage upon a trunk and two vast legs in the desert from the poem "dont build a vast statue with a sneering visage as a testament to man's hubris" 19922
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I’m more shocked to hear a Republican accepted a debate than I think I should be. 150
Reposted by JordanBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores. 2854643344
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I hope The Pokemon Company sues. No need to associate this perfect gentleman with their bullshit. bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Lechonk...bulbapedia.bulbagarden.netLechonk (Pokémon) 1431
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Only the most brilliant geniuses ignore the results of one of the most famous military blunders of all time, Napoleon’s invasion of Russia, and try it again. Surely it’ll work this time, because German blood runs hotter and purer than that of the cowardly Frenchman. 010
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think I’m coming up on the end. If the only boss I’ve had any real problems with so far was Drunk Firelord Ozai, how scared should I be? 000
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’d be a little concerned about the possibility of voter tampering in prison, but I think the second your sentence is over, there’s no reason to keep you from voting. You did your time. 010
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You got any cryptic advice to give your husband Mel Gibson? 130
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He said he was learning and trying to take accountability, he just didn’t say what he’d learned or what his definition of “accountability” means, Shaun. 31040
Reposted by JordanAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 03/10/2026My dear friend Sharif is in dire need of donations to take care of his children. Like so many displaced Gazans. His accounts here are constantly, and erroneously, deleted as spam. Also like so many. Please give if you can. No amount is too small.chuffed.orgMy Children Lost Their Mother—Don’t Let Them Lose Life TooHello, my name is Sherif Samir Abdullah.I am 38 years oldA father of three children: 311469
Reposted by JordanAlex Winter @alexwinter.com · 02/10/2026Please keep the displaced and suffering Gazans in your hearts. Bear witness. They need us now as much as ever to survive and rely on donations to survive. Give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can take care of her family. No amount is too small. And give to others. 🙏💕 chuffed.org/project/1981... 014355
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This story is like heroin to me. I haven’t played WoW since Cata and now I’m very impatiently waiting to jump into this when it launches. 000
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is what 22 hours a day on Twitter does to a guy. 010
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I watched this last night and seeing it today still makes my heart ache. 000
Reposted by JordanMascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing 3252671640
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The most fart-sniffing movie title in a decade or more. 000
Reposted by JordanChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍 197141233423
Jordan @mariachimacabre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comUncle Ruckus Interview from The BoondocksAlt: Uncle Ruckus Interview from The Boondocks 020
