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I'mNotAHRHitter

@imnotahrhitter.bsky.social
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I'm just really not a home run hitter. I like sports and some of the sports either love me ( #Yankees ) or really hate me ( #Bills ). I also like lots of other nerd stuff. Here's my Carrd: imnotahrhitter.carrd.co

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New York Yankees @yankeesbot.bsky.social · 38m
2 Homers ✅ 4 Hits ✅ 6 RBI ✅ Game Belt ✅
Ben Rice gets the game belt from Will Warren.
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 33m
sure why not
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 48m
"Time to celebrate that whoopin' we just gave Beantown!" -20-30's Greg, going to Roosevelt Ave to get some tacos. "Time to celebrate that whoopin' we just gave Beantown!" -40's Greg, packing the freezers full of chicken stock in preparation for soup and stew season!
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
Omg Kare 11 news just started the broadcast with "We needed this. A steady soaking rain..."
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
THEEEEEEEEEESE LITTLE TOWN BLUES
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
Bernie 💙 Godzilla 🤍
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
The Yankees win. A good ol Boston thrashing. You love to see it! Fire Boone!
Ben Rice
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Passanthallich @passanthalbot.bsky.social · 1h
@JeffPassan tweeted Ben Rice is 4 for 5 with two home runs and six RBIs. He has as many hits tonight as he did the entire 2025 postseason. t.co/oh70hBLaLM
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@JeffPassan tweeted Ben Rice is 4 for 5 with two home runs and six RBIs. He has as many hits tonight as he did the entire 2025 postseason. https://t.co/oh70hBLaLM
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matt @mferench.bsky.social · 1h
lmao
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
Ooof, the poor intern that probably had to do this lol
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
See, you just need to ask sometimes. Politely.
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
BENJAMIN CILANTRO LIME RICE
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 5h
Liam Hendriks has announced his retirement. In 14 Major League seasons with six teams, Hendriks made 490 appearances, was a 3-time All-Star, and a 2-time winner of the Mariano Rivera Reliever of the Year award. Perhaps his greatest achievement was his inspirational comeback from non-Hodgkins
Liam Hendriks yells with a clenched fist while wearing a black Chicago White Sox uniform and cap.
Thank You Liam Hendriks
Twins → Blue Jays → Royals → Athletics → White Sox → Red Sox
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
He can still do this you know
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 1h
If players aren’t allowed to use performance enhancing drugs then I think divine blessings should be banned in baseball too
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
I will absolutely take a sac fly
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
Ooooh Spencer wanted to crush that one lol
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 1h
at 21 years and 119 days, George Lombard Jr. is the second-youngest player in postseason history with three hits in his postseason debut Only Gregg Jefferies (21y 64d) was younger, 1988 NLCS G1
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
GLJ!!!!
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
No real shade on Luis there. He just got robbed. Still got a run in though so I'll take it.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 1h
Girardi referencing “It’s not what you want” on commentary. Wonderful
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 1h
I'm sorry, Wyatt Olds???
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Jeff Quagliata @yestoresearch.bsky.social · 1h
Rice is a triple away from the cycle. @jamessmyth621.bsky.social
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godzilla jay @handle.invalid · 2h
Did Joe just give us a throwback?
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 2h
Not to take away from the Liberty being an amazing team… but Minnesota’s fall off has me speechless. #wnba
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Josh Vetter @joshvetter.bsky.social · 2h
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
I'll take a single bowl of Rice, thank you
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
Ben Rice should hit a grand slam here imo
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
Well it was a fun season, Lynx. Miles is a superstar in the making. Figure it out and you'll be back next year!
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Jeff Quagliata @yestoresearch.bsky.social · 2h
Schlittler (117 pitches) most pitches by a Yankee starter in a postseason game since CC Sabathia threw 121 pitches in Game 5 of the ALDS against the Orioles on 10/12/2012 (he threw 120 in Game 1)
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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 2h
Cam Schlittler! 6.1 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 1 BB, 10 K, 117 pitches career-high 24 swings-and-misses (14 4-seamers, 8 curves, 2 cutters) career-high curveball usage (27.4% & 32 total), Sox 1-for-7 with 5 K's against it 5th Yankee with 2 postseason games of 10+ K (Turley, O.Hernandez, Clemens, Mussina)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 2h
Aaron Boone if he gives his first reliever a clean start to an inning
Sick ET covered in tubes
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
DOUBLE PLAY
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
CAM SCHLITTLER
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
Lefty Liefeld? Reb Russell?
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 2h
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Google: Because of that executive order today, the proper corporate names for OpenAI and SpaceXAI will effectively function under the OpenSI and XSI umbrella in official government documents and the broader industry rebrand.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2h
Yeah if Sabrina's hitting that shit it's cooked
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 2h
10 STRIKEOUTS FOR CAM SCHLITTLER He gets through 6 scoreless innings on 107 pitches!
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 2h
"Death, taxes, and 107 pitches from Cam Schlittler in the Wild Card against the Red Sox." Benetti don't miss
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
"I'm not liking any of your..." -Maija "........Schlitt posts?" -Greg
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
SCHLITT YEAH!!!
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
Damn that pitch just disappeared
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
I'm enjoying the stereotypical Yankees fan crowd shots
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 2h
Ben Rice doubles the Yankees lead with one swing!
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Dystopigumby @superba.bsky.social · 2h
#DownTheDick
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
BENJAMIN BEANS AND RICE!!!!!
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
GONNA BUY
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
"You realize that a JPEG doesn't count as a financial plan, right?" Makes me laugh every time!
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Jon Schwartz @jonlschwartz.bsky.social · 2h
That was the first walk that Schlittler has allowed in his three postseason starts, over 19-plus innings so far.
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 2h
Cam walked a batter? Fire Boone!
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