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Cori @pnwcori.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

It cost me $177 to renew my driver license today. Requiring certain ID to vote without making that ID easy, accessible, and free is 100% a poll tax.

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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Baby black swans should be called gothlings.

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jame ✮ @sassafrasroots.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

i hate those ads for fancy dog food that try to guilt trip you by acting like you don’t love your dog if you feed them kibble. bitch stfu my dog is more excited to eat the same dry food 2x every day than i have been for a single meal in my life so i think she’s okay

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

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🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

How dare her!! 🧐🤨 "When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world."

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

U.S. troops who died in Iran War to be laid to rest in the Tomb of the Unknown Strategic Objectives.

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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026

This is blackout poetry to me

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018.
How did I do it?

Blacked out lines

CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP.
There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Republicans just had a press conference showing photos of ICE arrests of "pedophiles, drug traffickers, murderers," and Democrats should do the same thing but with pictures of ICE agents who committed the same crimes.

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Jorell Meléndez-Badillo @jmelendezbadillo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.” This is why we need to be telling our stories.

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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars

A hideous woman grins while holding a sign that says “mass deportation now!” at the 2024 Republican National Convention

An all-white-appearing audience at the 2024 Republican National Convention, holding signs that say “Mass Deportation Now!”

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 01/10/2025

I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality.

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I'm an epidemiologist. Sewage systems are sexy.

Dosco Jones @doscojones.bsky.social
I'm an engineer. Sewage systems are sexy.

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Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Is there a world where I could go to a TeleNovella/Nick Sholders show?

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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 21/09/2025

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

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God @thegodshow.com · 20/09/2025

Andor would want you to cancel your Disney+ subscription. It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.

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Kate Tuttle @katekilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

please i am begging whoever has my voodoo doll stop making it read the news

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Me: so, fuck around and find out? Experimental Scientist: we prefer to call it the Scientific Method, but yeah, pretty much

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Roberto Baldwin @strngwys.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Hey, no one said the collapse of modern civilization would be easy.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

the majority of my museum experience is walking up to a portrait and thinking “look at this fucking guy”

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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 10/07/2025

asking my barber for his signature “my barber fucked up” cut

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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

The hospital called and said you're late for your shift

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

i won’t come down to your job at the dick sucking factory and smack the dick out of your mouth but i will tell you how to unionize your workplace

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 20/06/2025

"money can't buy happiness" that's cool i'm not trying to buy happiness i'm trying to buy groceries without having a panic attack

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Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

There is no unskilled labor. There is just stuff you don’t know how to do so you think it must be easy.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

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JRR Jokien (joshcarlosjosh) @www.jrrjokien.com · 05/06/2025

BREAKING: Sauron and Saruman's former alliance in ruins following Saruman's attempts to find the Ring for himself. The two are currently engaged in a Palantír feud.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2025

Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple theonion.com/christi...

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hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

imagine being mad that gay people exist when you could just have sex with them instead

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

"jesus" is french for " i am sus"

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Amy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

‘why don’t you call more often?’ is a trick, your mom knows how to use a phone too

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 23/05/2025

"What movie traumatized you as a child" All of them. It was 1985, there were no non-traumatic movies to watch as a child

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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.