hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 19h“do not gamble. gambling is a poor man’s hobby. gambling is a sin when the poors do it, but when wealthy dudes with a god complex do it it’s called ‘managing an investment portfolio.’ god is a big fan of the $300B we’ve accumulated for him.” 2181
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 20hwhen i moved in july i procrastinated putting my pole up and when i finally tried to put it up the ceilings were too low in the basement space im renting :( ANYWAYS a friend let me put the pole up in their basement and i am so thrilled! naked pole is back baby 0110
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026how can you tell if there’s just a very human element to a relationship where no one is perfect and people make mistakes or if the relationship is actually killing you, asking for my polyamorous ass 4120
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 23/09/2026guy on a dating app described himself as “a wolf” in bed im so tired 3101
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026dating a trans person is like “well i haven’t heard from them in a few hours they’ve either been hate crimed or they are having a pleasant time at their outing” (this is not supposed to read as a joke, this is a real thing i think about and im so mad we even have to worry about this shit) 2274
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 21/09/2026having some big feelings come up around dating like angry feelings 080
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026sorry if this is tmi but i think it’s so funny that one of the reasons mormons abstain from drinking is because “people beat their wives and kids when they’re drunk” meanwhile all the mormon dudes i know who hit their kids do it stone cold sober 1162
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026last week a guy told me he is super into feet & then asked what weird things im into & when i told him i wasnt into specific body parts but i was really into [other stuff] he was like “woah i have literally never heard of that before” & this is why i have such a hard time voicing desires to people 1130
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026one thing about me is i do not fuck with birth control, if we’re gonna have sex you have to wear a condom or have a vasectomy if you have a penis bc i am not going to alter my hormonal and emotional state just so you can creampie me sorry :’) 1160
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i have a first date with someone SO hot today, im so nervous 2140
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the real miracle of polyamory is finding more than one person who can actually follow through on a date without flaking 1140
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026gonna have to go knock on the doors of a bunch of my inner parts today in therapy and i am genuinely not looking forward to it at all 1130
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026not to brag but i experience psychosis without AI 0131
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 01/09/2026tbh i think getting really stoned and watching mulholland drive would fix me 1131
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026if i keep getting let down over and over again in the same way i might actually burn everything down dude i cannot keep living like this 160
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 31/08/2026im tired of AI, i miss when posts were made by real people about their real lives 0211
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 27/08/2026“hot ones” but it’s just RFK and trump eating recalled food until one of them kicks the bucket or decides to make sweeping policy changes 0204
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026no one: a gen x woman for some reason: im on a diet right now 0100
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i should get paid for emotional damages every time i have to hear an extremely thin woman talk about restrictive eating practices 0121
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 24/08/2026there is a brand of dude who wants a relationship so badly and thinks he’s willing to do anything to get one but is actually completely unwilling to work on himself and become less of a man child i know so many dudes like this and im like “bro maybe take feedback when it’s directly offered to you?” 2213
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 23/08/2026really wild to have to talk my brain down from “kill yourself” as the only option to deal with getting hurt repeatedly in the same way like actually there are a lot of steps we can take between here and there! kinda cool! 1151
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026people say “how are you” and it’s not like you can say “i feel broken beyond repair, how are you?” 4151
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026going to try eating a lot of food today to see if that fixes my brain maybe im not eating enough for how much pole im doing 170
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026every time i get wildly depressed and im like “but everything is going great!” it just reminds me of when i was wildly depressed as a Mormon and trying to convince myself that everything was going great like obviously not everything is going great 1170
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 21/08/2026my depression is hitting lows no one else has ever experienced 050
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 18/08/2026did a 9 month experiment to see if i could fulfill my own need for something instead of asking for it from other people and wow it turns out sometimes you just need things 1180
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 15/08/2026a kid in utah got impaled by a metal bar directly into his neck while he was driving home from work (it came from a car in front of him) i’m not sure they found the driver of the vehicle, so insurance might not cover this money is tight but i donated $10, pls consider matching gofund.me/a448aa38agofund.meDonate to Support Webster Woods On His Road to Recovery, organized by Mckay MorleyHi Everyone, We are reaching out to the community to ask for your… Mckay Morley needs your support for Support Webster Woods On His Road to Recovery 1169
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026sure groceries are the most expensive they’ve ever been, but they are also the most likely to kill you that they’ve ever been 0143
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 14/08/2026in my humble opinion a gay makeout is more erotic than 99% of straight sex 3150
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i think it’s really beautiful that im making money by doing something i was expected to do for free for my husband for 50 years (get him off) 181
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026my pole instructor who has won international pole competitions said that her husband said he wouldn’t pay for her lessons when she started 17 years ago and eventually she told him that he could have her AND pole or nothing and he left and then he came back because he realized he was being a dumbass 1120
Reposted by hoetic kateNPR @npr.org · 11/08/2026A new report contradicts public statements from the White House, suggesting an Iranian assassination threat against President Trump forced him to leave Air Force One and change to a military aircraft last month as he was leaving a NATO summit.n.prA new report contradicts public statements from the White House on Air Force OneA new report contradicts public statements from the White House, suggesting an Iranian assassination threat against President Trump forced him to leave Air Force One and change to a military aircraft last month as he was leaving a NATO summit. 4222663
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 11/08/2026cried so hard one of my nostrils is stuffed up, only ONE of my nostrils, how are you doing 180
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 10/08/2026have a migraine so bad i feel like im going to throw up 060
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026you hate me because i needed more freedom than you were willing to allow in our relationship 071
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026it’s a long shot, but does anyone have a set of mormon garments in women’s small that they would be willing to sell/ship to me? i threw mine away when i left but for the purposes of helping ex mormon men jerk off, i am looking for a set 2111
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 09/08/2026never thought i’d be revisiting scripture mastery and articles of faith for the sole purpose of helping men online get off <3 060
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 06/08/2026im imagining the apostles frantically discussing this in their meetings but the only solutions they can come up with involve shaming women even harder 2242
hoetic kate @poetickate.bsky.social · 05/08/2026the prevalence of pedophilia in christianity makes more sense when you realize god also had sex with a 14 year old girl 291
