Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026He and Adam deserve each other. They should go back to their Hollywood hell. 000
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Cori @pnwcori.bsky.social · 01/05/2026It cost me $177 to renew my driver license today. Requiring certain ID to vote without making that ID easy, accessible, and free is 100% a poll tax. 243109002647
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Baby black swans should be called gothlings. 522143
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.jame ✮ @sassafrasroots.bsky.social · 02/04/2026i hate those ads for fancy dog food that try to guilt trip you by acting like you don’t love your dog if you feed them kibble. bitch stfu my dog is more excited to eat the same dry food 2x every day than i have been for a single meal in my life so i think she’s okay 1352223123
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5169011352
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.🦋 kris🌻⋆⋆⋆ @eviebauer727.bsky.social · 09/03/2026How dare her!! 🧐🤨 "When people like Kamala Harris send our sons and daughters, our young people, to fight in stupid wars, it is the young generation that carries the burden of that. We're gonna stop sending our young people to far away lands. We are not the policemen of the world." 73383293534
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 05/03/2026If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever. 349294843976
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 04/03/2026U.S. troops who died in Iran War to be laid to rest in the Tomb of the Unknown Strategic Objectives. 28318
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I always remember to say “thank you for the dick mirror” when at a party 020
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 19/02/2026My whole house is a mento mori. It’s memorably refreshing. 000
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026This is blackout poetry to me 218229594705
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Republicans just had a press conference showing photos of ICE arrests of "pedophiles, drug traffickers, murderers," and Democrats should do the same thing but with pictures of ICE agents who committed the same crimes. 402531614
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Jorell Meléndez-Badillo @jmelendezbadillo.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Bad Bunny’s performance began in the plantation, featured broken electric poles, and ended by centering a hemispheric understanding of “América”—among many other things—and some Anglo journalists are like “his performance wasn’t political.” This is why we need to be telling our stories. 10273171281
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 07/02/2026This is how you can tell none of them are Bond-level villains. Somebody of that caliber would scowl, curtly nod at their nemesis, and then blast off to fight another day. We are currently in a battle with Gargamel from the Smurfs.tell.oneBuy tell.one | SpaceshipOwn tell.one today. Secure checkout and guided transfer support. No hidden fees. 040
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 22/01/2026People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars 9749491718
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter." 68167303383
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2025That’s how I felt watching the opening of Drive for the first time 000
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 01/10/2025I’m a sewage system. I also have a great personality. 13684261038
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025It’s a bucket list financial dream. I do have a secret room behind a bookcase though. 000
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Is there a world where I could go to a TeleNovella/Nick Sholders show? 000
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun. 396180005526
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Oh. I’ll still be here for sure, so I got your back. 040
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025When you have big feelings about everything, big napping and big stretches are essential. 000
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 22/09/2025It would be so much less infuriating if said oligarch was in the least bit intimidating. 010
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.onion person @junlper.beer · 21/09/2025i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious 383111901303
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2025That was my nickname in high school 000
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.God @thegodshow.com · 20/09/2025Andor would want you to cancel your Disney+ subscription. It's the least you can do for the Rebellion. 469130372886
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 19/09/2025No, it’s great. Cause you know you’ve always had a little tickle in the back of your throat with them but never enough to really draw a line. Always able to “reach across.” They just gave you the gift of freedom. 000
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Kate Tuttle @katekilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say. 260184124477
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/09/2025To my fellow cishet dudes: when we are quiet about supporting the trans community, the only voices anyone hears are the Charlie Kirks of the world. Don't let accusations of being "performative" or "virtue signaling" shut you up - that's their whole point. Our voices are needed now more than ever. 2570222338
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/09/2025please i am begging whoever has my voodoo doll stop making it read the news 0621149
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Honestly would be a good name for a bar. 110
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Me: so, fuck around and find out? Experimental Scientist: we prefer to call it the Scientific Method, but yeah, pretty much 527944
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Roberto Baldwin @strngwys.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway. 209184525224
Fortuitous lack of fortune. @marcboyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Holly Nass would be a good drag name 010
Reposted by Fortuitous lack of fortune.Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Hey, no one said the collapse of modern civilization would be easy. 26798172
