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Eugene Victor Büms

@maistrechat.bsky.social
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Gendervague neurogoblin. I like stuff. House Davion DNI

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
meme image displaying bold black text above a stock photo of sliced and whole oranges, a glass of orange juice, and an orange flower.

"JOINT PAIN TIP: When experiencing joint pain, you can apply orange juice to particularly painful joints. This does not work, however."

ALL YOU CAN EAT  

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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West Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally the most stressful part about raising a three-year-old is cars and roads
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Işıl Arıcan @isilarican.com · 02/10/2026
Quick and easy guide on how to prevent sexual assault. You are welcome.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gambo
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I usually try to explain it like this: picture Will Menaker as Cornell West. Now imagine they're Cuban. Doesn't look so much like the Brooks Brothers Riot was caused by adult Bluey fans floss dancing now, does it?
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Captain Edward Jellico @captainjellico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#StarTrek DS9 was filmed before a live studio audience.
Panel 1 - Miles: Keiko said I can be an idiot sometimes.
Panel 2 - Julian: That was niec of her to give you permission.
Panel 3 - Miles: <suffers>
Panel 4 - DS9 Fucks right off at high warp.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 28/09/2026
Conservatives when one (1) trans girl wants to play sports.
Elmo from Sesame Street wearing a firefighter outfit and declaring "It must be a pretend emergency!"
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm reading a book where a family moved from NYC to a rural house in Georgia. They pulled up to their new house and their cat immediately jumped out of the car and ran off and the mom was like, "Don't worry. He's just an outdoor cat now! He'll be fine." to her kid. I might have to stop reading it.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the average lifespan of outdoor cats is 3 to 5 years. indoor cats regularly live to 10, if not 20 years. imagine personally shaving off 3/4 of your cat's life because you're too stubborn and lazy to take proper care of an animal you're responsible for
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wife and I spend a surprising amount of time worrying about how to protect our children from rich kids
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 26/09/2026
My top 4 Crow Full Moon shots tonight. P L E N T Y of video to edit someday! 🪶 🐦‍⬛
a crow flies in front of the moon, greyish sky, the crow is flapping their wings downtwo crows fly in front and near the moon, in the middle and the bottom left, a snowy egret is out of focus below the moon, greyish skya crow flies in front of the moon, dark sky, the crow is flapping their wings up but not fully extendeda crow flies in front of the moon, dark purple sky, the crow is in full cruise mode
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 26/09/2026
Friends - we are soft launching our It’s a Superpower?? season 2 Crowdfunder on here before we release it into the wild next week so our most dedicated listeners have a chance to make us look a lil popular first. If you have the means, we can’t overstate how helpful your pledges are.
crowdfunder.co.uk
It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This story of Babel is bullshit because every construction site in chicago has guys who only speak polish, guys who only speak spanish, and guys who only speak English, and they can still finish the building
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everything about this annoys me, but in particular, Algernon's "Law" is both not a law and is a crock of shit. You have a real example of why in our everyday life: Myopia. There is little discernable benefit either way in a society that can correct vision despite any natural selection around it.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 26/09/2026
I have decided that if I will be hated, it will be for a GOOD reason, dammit! *clears throat* I don’t care that Pluto isn’t a planet. It was always Charon erasure anyway.
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's academic job posting bugaboo: your job posting should list the actual salary range, in numbers (even if it sucks) and the actual teaching load, in numbers (even if it is heavy).
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in your next zoom interview have not only a cup of ice coffee but seven or eight different cups of various beverages just off camera and casually drink from each of them throughout the interview the drinks should have fancy straws or colorful parasols or large pieces of fruit on the edge of the cup
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes. Yes it is.
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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 24/09/2026
😍 Columbo 😍
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay, I am going to make your week a lot better with a recommendation today. I don't care if you are a Marvel fan, a Muppet fan, or both, or neither. This morning I bought MUPPETS TAKE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE #1 on digital because I couldn't wait for a physical copy. People. BUY THIS BOOK.
Muppets Take The Marvel Universe #1 cover
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
When people show you who they are, believe them. Fuck you Gavin Newsom.
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mystery Men (1999)
Invisible Boy (Kel Mitchell) says "I'm bisexual. Can you see me?"

the rest of the team say "Yes" because it is is September 23
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's actually happening here is that human societies are extremely complex, unpredictable systems that we lack the ability to model comprehensively. In short, foreign policy is really hard. An informed, educated, careful decision-maker makes fewer errors, not no errors.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Patricia MacDowell (Human Being) @actually-autistic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes we just want a friend we don't have to pretend we aren't autistic around.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The way to look at this is George bush is trying to help Donald trump retain power on the Hill
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Remember the Titans (2000)
Denzel Washington and Demi Adejuyigbe (good luck with that last name, screen reader) remembering the advance screening of Remember the Titans (the 21st night of September, 2000)
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🎵 it’s the MOST wonderful time, of the yearrrrrr 🎶
candle that throws the silhouette of Nosferatu
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
D&D peaked with the wiener-biting face-stabbing scorpadillo. And check out that snake. That's fucking peak snaking, I dare say. Heroes wore mawashi, kitty-ear head bands, and NOTHING ELSE. No scabbards no belts no backpacks. Grognards long for the golden age. An ago of wiener-biting & kitty ears
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if I have to give a photo an extremely close second look to figure out I’m looking at a shoe ad and not a murder, your entire marketing department should be fired without severance
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.
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Doll @dollspace.gay · 20/09/2026
A serious weakness in the “sufficiently intelligent AI inevitably wages war on humanity” story is that it needs to explain why conquest beats purchasing, contracting, and participating.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tell me more about then dangers of being cancelled, internet.
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Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this anything
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sure everybody’s noticed but just a reminder, between now and the election the vibes are gonna be real off around here. they won’t get better after either but from now to the election they will also be off
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I write books. A lot. I have three trilogies out, the first is family friendly fantasy comedy adventure series Darkwood! Available internationally as paperback, ebook or audiobook! farragobooks.com/book-series/...
The covers of the 3 Darkwood books - Darkwood, Such Big Teeth & Glass Coffin. Bullet points about the series say:
Witchy losers in the woods
Twisted fairy tales
Queer found family hijinks
A spider in a hat
Added werewolf
Illusion witch!
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sesame Street (Series, 1969 - )
Oscar says his favorite N word is on tbe next pageGrover begs you not to turn the page
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zoë @zo-e.xyz · 19/09/2026
it's bizarre that I have to interact with Microsoft in roughly the same way that I interact with the sun. like that's how much control I have over my relationship with Microsoft
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The Shire-Reckoning @shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Having learned that the land called ‘Shire’ lies near the Elvish towers at the Grey Havens, the nine Nazgûl cross the river Isen—entering Eriador again for the first time since the Witch-king’s defeat at the Battle of Fornost 1,043 years ago.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“why do you refuse to respect right wing scholarship?!” i demand, waving around the chart i made up
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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🍂 Megs 🍂 @megshensley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I made a purse because I always wanted one after playing with my grandmother's sewing box of a similar build approach. And I created a cosplay for an event to have an excuse to make it finally. I present Baba Yaga's House as a purse. (I might have posted this already but I love it so much.)
A photo of a black lace dress hanging on a beige door with a house shaped purse which has dangling chicken feet.A close up photo of the house purse with chicken feet. There are white chicken buttons on the front and on the chimney. The feet are still dangling.
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