Reposted by Mel☆nieDave @davemck.bsky.social · 22hDone. The great thing about free will is that my caps lock is now extremely loud. 07318
Reposted by Mel☆nieEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/10/2026this is just pathetic, all around; the joke theft, the choice of avatar, the butchering of the punchline… 48628
Reposted by Mel☆nieNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When it comes to this idea, I can’t speak highly enough. 2477
Reposted by Mel☆nieParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Dear Diary, The police have condemned 'unfounded, malicious speculation' about the RAF Fairford suspects. Fortunately they said nothing about baccy-stained grifters spreading lies to incite anger in a desperate bid to stay relevant" 131006271
Reposted by Mel☆nieGrumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You've been released on bail... But everyone is now convinced you were dogging 061
Reposted by Mel☆nieFinn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy 1344685
Reposted by Mel☆nieGrumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Picture of two of the Fairford suspects released 1162
Reposted by Mel☆nieJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident" 17848157
Reposted by Mel☆nieAidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yuge day for American Bluesky, as many are getting their first experience of the quaint and traditional British rural pursuits, "dogging" and "flytipping" 29787155
Reposted by Mel☆nieLance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article. 5497128
Reposted by Mel☆nieMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Captain Iran. 3113445422
Mel☆nie @m3lan13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026substack.com/@matundanish...substack.comMatunda Nishobora (@matundanishobora)More gold from the Norwegian consumers council. 000
Reposted by Mel☆nieDorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s very serious but it’s also funny 715333
Reposted by Mel☆niePaul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?bbc.co.ukThe Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract showsThe Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows. 21893062833
Reposted by Mel☆nieIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257511532
Reposted by Mel☆nieG8erlaw68 @g8erlaw68.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Natalie heading onto AF1 next week.static.klipy.comBags Fit: Oh, It'll Fit!ALT: Bags Fit: Oh, It'll Fit! 01004132
Reposted by Mel☆nieJason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 25/04/2026"The outer circles of hell are slightly softer, while the centre remains quite firm to the bite" - Al Dente's Inferno. 28522
Reposted by Mel☆niePaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If your home is haunted by the ghost of an atheist, exorcism doesn't work. You need an embittered humanist to come and use sarcasm on it. 3238
Reposted by Mel☆nieLaura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it. 2092639874
Reposted by Mel☆nieDarth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely. 180133883647
Reposted by Mel☆nieGod @thegodshow.com · 06/09/2026Seriously, they just told Grok to make the imperial officer uniforms from Star Wars but “more Hitlery.” 101392302246
Reposted by Mel☆nietrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Have you seen my snooker table, Doris? No farmer Griffiths. I haven't seen any snooker tables at all this morning. 15693162
Reposted by Mel☆nieOonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It's impressive that Jonathan Reynolds is able to give interviews so long after being assassinated by the Bolsheviks. 1788
Reposted by Mel☆nieRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.” 868168182970
Reposted by Mel☆nieThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 06/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMJm...youtube.comAnthropologist Fact Checks Stone Age SlopYouTube video by WIRED 27611
Reposted by Mel☆nieForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Do not go willy into that good nilly 221626485
Reposted by Mel☆nieVan Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026This is how you do alt text 02712
Reposted by Mel☆nieGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history. 50107332683
Reposted by Mel☆nieVox Hiberionacum @voxhib.bsky.social · 25/08/2026She was some woman for one woman. #Dolly 0235