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Mel☆nie

@m3lan13.bsky.social
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The nearest I've come to being a career woman was that time I ran down a particularly steep slope ...

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 6h
Illegitimi non carborundorum
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Dave @davemck.bsky.social · 22h
Done. The great thing about free will is that my caps lock is now extremely loud.
CAPS LOCK BUT WITH BRIAN BLESSED

GORDON'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 05/10/2026
this is just pathetic, all around; the joke theft, the choice of avatar, the butchering of the punchline…
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dominos meme
First domino: Tsar Nicholas losing the Russo-Japanese war
Last Domino: His Grandniece being handcuffed to DJ Fat Tony on Channel 4
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When it comes to this idea, I can’t speak highly enough.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Caturday
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Help!
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Pops @pops131.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love it!! 🤣😂🤣
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Dear Diary, The police have condemned 'unfounded, malicious speculation' about the RAF Fairford suspects. Fortunately they said nothing about baccy-stained grifters spreading lies to incite anger in a desperate bid to stay relevant"
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Grumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You've been released on bail... But everyone is now convinced you were dogging
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Finn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy
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Grumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Picture of two of the Fairford suspects released
The Chuckle Brothers standing next to a white van with the words Fuel 2 Me Fuel 2 You written on it
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 28/09/2026
"Once, I went out on the rob for diesel, and sparked a major international security incident"
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Aidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yuge day for American Bluesky, as many are getting their first experience of the quaint and traditional British rural pursuits, "dogging" and "flytipping"
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Iran.
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Mel☆nie @m3lan13.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
substack.com/@matundanish...
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Matunda Nishobora (@matundanishobora)
More gold from the Norwegian consumers council.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s very serious but it’s also funny
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Mel☆nie @m3lan13.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So cheesy... 😁
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Mel☆nie @m3lan13.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington pish more like😁
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Paul Blinkhorn @paulblinkhorn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You can't blame Ed Sheeran for caving in to American stadium owners I suppose. I mean, take these guys in the 60s, they refused to play to racially-segregated audiences in stadiums in the southern states of the USA and who remembers them now?
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The Beatles banned segregated audiences, contract shows
The Beatles refused to play to segregated audiences in the US, a contract for one of the group's concerts shows.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
YESSSSSSSS
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G8erlaw68 @g8erlaw68.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Natalie heading onto AF1 next week.
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Bags Fit: Oh, It'll Fit!
ALT: Bags Fit: Oh, It'll Fit!
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"The outer circles of hell are slightly softer, while the centre remains quite firm to the bite" - Al Dente's Inferno.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If your home is haunted by the ghost of an atheist, exorcism doesn't work. You need an embittered humanist to come and use sarcasm on it.
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have made a full documentary about what really happened at Reform conference. If you only watch a bit of it please make it these 39 seconds. You won't regret it.
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RB @rbisrb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Same As It Ever Was...
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Darth Empath @jhatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A human can only survive 2-7 days without clean water, whereas we can survive in perpetuity without datacenters. Choose wisely.
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God @thegodshow.com · 06/09/2026
Seriously, they just told Grok to make the imperial officer uniforms from Star Wars but “more Hitlery.”
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 06/09/2026
How fast was the duck going?
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Chris Klitzing 🦋🇨🇦🇺🇦 @hosea6.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sunday
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Have you seen my snooker table, Doris? No farmer Griffiths. I haven't seen any snooker tables at all this morning.
Old painting. Man and enormous rectangular sheep
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's impressive that Jonathan Reynolds is able to give interviews so long after being assassinated by the Bolsheviks.
Jonathan Reynolds looking like Czar Nicholas IiI. The Romanov family with Czar Nicholas IU
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 05/09/2026
My cousin’s shirt took me a second. He said “it’s great because anyone who would be offended by it couldn’t understand it anyway.”
A shirt with the following words in rainbow colors:
Fluorine
Uranium
Carbon
Potassium
Titanium
Rubidium
Uranium
Magnesium
Platinum
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First Among Equals @pyncster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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𝕊𝕜𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕂𝕖𝕪 @skeletonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Tony Gowland @tonygowland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Viz top tip reading: “Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.”
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Navy
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 06/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMJm...
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Anthropologist Fact Checks Stone Age Slop
YouTube video by WIRED
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Do not go willy into that good nilly
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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 04/09/2026
This is how you do alt text
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history.
Tim Curry in full clown make up holding an umbrella between takes during the filming of the tv miniseries of It
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 25/08/2026
Someone in a big blonde wig with a big heart on their chest handing out books to kids with the words “always be more Dolly”
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Vox Hiberionacum @voxhib.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She was some woman for one woman. #Dolly
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