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Lolephant

@lolephant.bsky.social
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Australian (very). 1. Trans Rights are Human Rights. 2. Human Rights generally also very excellent. 3. Keen on access & equity for all. 4. Massive feminist. Feministing all over the place. 5. Coffee.

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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 10h
i have now seen the straight pride flag for the first time and my jaw genuinely dropped. you're right heterosexuals, strict binarism, black and white thinking, is a kind of imprisonment, 10/10 no notes
straight pride flag, six thick horizontal stripes alternating in black and white
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Anodyne @anodynesix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"How is it possible that children, 14-year-olds, are having their eyes being blown off, their hands being blown off, their teeth being completely ripped out by these rubber bullets and tear gas? ... The true violence is the violence of the state that we are being faced with all day, every day[.]"
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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don’t think they have anyone checking their statements before they go out…?
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Steve Bannon issues warning to voters if they vote for Democrats in the midterms: “I think you’ll see Bobby Kennedy impeached, I’ll think you see Pete Hegseth impeached. I think you’ll see subpoenas flying every day. They will look to destroy Trump, and we’ll be bogged down for two years.”
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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Realising at an advanced age that the technology exists for me to send awful selfies to my big brother just to annoy him has been so much fun. You send bland “how are you?” texts, you did it to yourself bro.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I messaged you from inside the cursed amulet in your dead grandmother’s jewellery box, please respond
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
me: look i know it seems like you were just here but i'm gonna need you to stop dragging your feet and come back already the weekend:
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ϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
leaving funeral home business cards at motorcycle dealerships as a treat
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Ruth Ann Crystal @drruth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A plague lab accident🧪, a football team mumps outbreak🏈, and a 5th measles death🪦. Here’s what you may have missed this week: 🦠 COVID waves in US, UK & Europe 🌊 Flu rising in Pacific states 🧠 HHV-7 linked to neuro-Long COVID Full Dr Ruth Report: buff.ly/i1LhWfm #medsky #nursesky
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Dr. Ruth Report, 10/4/26
Flu arrives to Pacific states; COVID wave seen in US, England, and Europe; Neuro-Long COVID and HHV-7; a 5th Pennsylvania measles death; Plague lab accident in Siberia; and much more.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Take me down to Hai-
Ku City where the grass is
Green and the dammit
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It took me forever to learn the French word for "here." No one ever said it was going to be ici.
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your weekly reminder of what a monster this man is and how good governance is a threat to America or whatever.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness.
A tuxedoed Jim Henson sits in a sea of Muppets.
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Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026
So today, honor the memory of the guy who wanted to “make the world a little bit better for my having been here.” Go do something worthwhile today. Create something. Collaborate with others. Read something. Or go be silly simply because you can. Jim Henson would want you to.
Jim Henson with Kermit the Frog.
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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not wanting to cast any shade on our newly created Australian (formerly Brits) citizens next door who are quiet, polite & very churchy. HOWEVER. Hearing their recyclables bin being emptied is like an avalanche off a glass mountain. Every.dang.time. I wish, oh I wish I could ask.
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
EMILY: im in paris EMILY'S WIFE: we should murder the king of scotland
an article header reading "JD VANCE: Emily in Paris is the 'Shakespeare of our time'"
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am cooking chicken and rice for a dog with tummy troubles. Very Hollywood decadent.
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Matt Weiner @mattweiner19.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
Roberta Wickham = Nancy Mitford Florence Craye = Jessica Mitford Madeleine Bassett = Diana Mitford Honoria Glossop = Unity Mitford Corky Starr = Pamela Mitford Pauline Stoker = Debo Mitford
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Please make your replies more sequitur.
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timmayct.bsky.social @timmayct.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
been putting all my screams in a mason jar for later.
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gonna print this out and put it under wipers on Teslas in Los Angeles
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@wil_da_beast630• 20h
Are Jews white?
Male: Yes
Male: No
Female: Yes
Female: No
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People are what they appear to be. Beyond that, unless they can cite specific ACT sequences for their cell or mitochondrial DNA that somehow defy appearances, it's all in their mind.
I've met so many people who look extremely European in every way and tell me they're Jewish. Well, maybe there are a few OG "Jewish ACT" sequences in there somewhere, but clearly not many!
Where is the list of these ACT sequences?
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
music notes? i don't need that negativity in my life. i only play music yestes
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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That thing where you rip up a begging letter from an atrocious group of people, add an acerbic note, and then send it back in their own reply-paid envelope: oddly energising.
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human scary bean @humanbean.net · 26/08/2026
"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton, Behind the Seams: My Life in Rhinestones
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Sir Rants Alot @robvo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Paramus, New Jersey: WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE Pic by /u/michnutrish on reddit
Cars going under an overpass on a highway. American flags are visible behind individual signs spelling out WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 22/08/2026
why is my bed always at its most comfortable when I need to get out of it? this is oppression, I'm being oppressed
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Something less than dying but more than sleeping please
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 22/08/2026
what if truck nuts were FABULOUS
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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tracking sibling’s flight from SYD to LAX and really all I can see is the horror of their mangled circadian rhythms for a non-stop 14hr flight where you meet yourself kind of going backwards because you arrive before you left. Bonus: brushed up on my Pacific nations geography.
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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you can look at your current success and clearly identify the First Domino, then yeah, mostly it was luck of the draw, a moment where things turned for you. It helps to be ready(ish) for that domino to (finally fucking) fall, and also dialling down the sarcasm when ppl ask about it.
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
It’s just the nerve of crackers with their bullshit nationalism & their illegitimate imposition of a state called America on top of Native land. Look crackers this ain’t y’all home that only belongs to you! This is Natives’ property you stole & dragged Africans to in chains.
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
BIBLICALLY ACCURATE FRUIT
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i really should use more vowels but i don’t have the nrg
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Dan McPainInOneSpecificKnee @danmckee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh that’s a wherry so that’s Norfolk somewhere
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/08/2026
And for a quick hit here’s one from my personal library of obscurely comforting TikToks.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you haven’t read Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle” now would be a good time…
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Historyweaver @historyweaver2.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
 Marechal Pinard @skankstank64 
yfw plane/train autism existed in ancient greece but it was with ships instead 

25. Thrasyllus of the deme of Aexone suffered a strange new form of madness. He left the city and went down to live at the Piraeus. He imagined that all the ships coming into harbour there were his own. He made a list of them, attended when they departed once more, and was de-lighted when they returned safely to the harbour. For a long time he continued to suffer from this mania. But his brother, returning from Sicily, handed him over to a doctor to be cured, and in this way he recovered from the illness. He often recalled his mad hobby and used to say that he had never been so happy as when he rejoiced at the sight of ships which did not belong to him returning safely.
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🔞 🇺🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ Spencer Owens, High-Value American 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇸 🔞 📺🦌 | 🦋🦌🔞 @spencerraerichey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Martha Lillard was that last known person living in an iron lung. Guess what killed her? Long COVID. Unprevented contagious disease screwed Martha Lillard over at pretty much BOTH ends of her life (she caught polio when she was like 4 or 5).
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HOOGS (Hoarder Of Old Game Stuff). @psychosisfuzzball.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Y'all forgot how severe Covid got you, because Covid attacks your brain. It was never brain "fog," only brain damage, which is accumulates as you choose to accept more and more infections into your body. You can opt out of the failed herd immunity experiment; wear a respirator. #CovidIsNotOver
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Mircalla @inplacesdeep.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I like to think I am a reasonable mimic; but I just about have to set my jaw in a different position to say “murrdur” like they do on Taggart.
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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
When people aren’t used to boundaries, hearing “no”, and experiencing consequences. All of the money, all of the fame and success (including in later years at the Oz Open), and he’s still salty about this?? EXCELLENT.
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Amante2 AmeliaBee7 @amante2ameliabee7.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Djokovic made the decision to refuse to abide by AUS entry requirements that all non-citizens be fully vaccinated in the midst of a global pandemic Just saying
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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
On Friday, another librarian came into my office and excitedly told me "Reacher crushes a guy in the compact shelving in the new episode!"
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i call my bathroom mirror “10 items or less” because that’s where i do my self checkout, please do not unfollow me
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Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bought duct tape, baby wipes, and chocolate at the supermarket. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
late for dinner at odysseus' palace like omg can't believe you're back, you look great btw, i said to the guys all the time we should totally respect odysseus' wife, yea no I mean its your palace right, if you needed to shoot a few guys its cool what am i the arrow police haha
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