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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 14h

To be fair, this is the normal female reaction when Eric Schmitt pretends to know about sports

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 16h

Eric Schmitt after faceplanting in that hearing today

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 16h

"I mean, we could kiss or whatever. Your call bro"

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 16h

Find someone that looks at you the way Adley Rutschman looks at his pitcher when he gets out if a jam

Adley Rutschman looking at Payton Tolle with crazy eyes

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 18h

The enshitification administration

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 19h

Hey, check it out, the White Sox are fostering, "bonds of friendship and solidarity among people"

White Sox beating the Astros 5-2 in the top of the 6th

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 22h

use of the term "super intelligence," a sure sign of inferior intelligence

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tr*mp: I DID IT THERE! Natalie: COOL! *reaches into purse for a dog poop bag*

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I stayed till almost 7 PM, but that list knows who's boss now

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My MLB Postseason bracket Do NOT ask me to defend this. It is pure vibes

My MLB Posteason bracket that has the Milwaukee Brewers defeating the Boston Red Sox in the World Series

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don't really like brownies, but I could eat a whole box of this trash

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My MLB Postseason bracket Do NOT ask me to defend this. It is pure vibes

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Writing about the Black church and the Reformed tradition feels a little like pairing Air Force Ones with khakis

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

absolutely ruining my daughter's life by showing up to her high school softball game wearing this

A crop top that says "Hot Girls Eat Arby's"

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This feels like watching your dad cry *backs away uncomfortably*

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Leo Bernal is Cal Raleigh if Cal had swag

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm thinking about AI I'm reading about AI I'm talking about AI I'm meeting about AI I'm writing about AI I (barely) even use AI, but my life would be exponentially better if none of this was necessary

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

James Talarico is woke (non-pejorative) Rushdoony

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

J-Walk is leading off today. They really want to give him every opportunity to hit home run number 30 #STLCards

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank you for coming to my information literacy instruction session. That is all. You are now free to go 📚

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

posting about a parent's death on Facebook and forcing their boomer friends to face their mortality

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One clue to how old I am is that I still think the Astros are in the National League

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

an epidemic of boomers so insufferable that even their children are no longer willing to spend time with them

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sometimes, when I'm trying to write a new thing, I have to go back and read an old thing I wrote to convince myself that I can kinda write

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026

this is the greatest thing i have ever heard

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Calvin (to the King of France): Protestants are not interested in overthrowing the government Calvin (to Protestants): Ok, You MIGHT have to overthrow the government, but be super careful about it Henry Highland Garnet: Let you motto be RESISTANCE! RESISTANCE! RESISTANCE! Calvin: Not like that

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Presbyterian nerds only: This little communicant manual is a beauty

Cover of Communicant's Manual of the United Presbyterian Church

Illustration of the Martyr's Monument in Edinburgh, Scotland

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In case you needed more reasons to dislike Rahm, apparently he's a selfish and perfunctory lover

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'd love to judge friends in Tennesse for the cheering, but I'm afraid it would backfire on me if he attended a game at Mizzou

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

when you can't do your job effectively because you have to spend all your time documenting and justifying your job 😔📚

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My essay, "'He Confided to His Mother': Minnie Machen and the Shaping of J Gresham Machen’s Hope" is out today It reviews Richard Burnett's excellent book, Machen's Hope 📚💙 I discuss Machen as (probably) a closeted gay man and why Burnett doesn't mention it onlinelibrary.wiley.com/share/author...

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My daughter is digging through old family photos and finding out how cool was in high school

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ka$h Patel's AI girlfriend: Hey babe? Ka$h: *blacked out* KP's AI girlfriend: Babe? Ka$h: *still blacked fucking out* KP's AI girlfriend: Babe, wake up. I've got a tip on a school shooting Ka$h: *gasps, eyes pop wide open* I'LL SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS IN VALHALLA!!!!!

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Daft, Dozy Geriatric Desperately Seeking Rizz

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Apparently I was Elton John as a child?

Childhood me in slacks, a sweater, and blue glasses

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My daughter is digging through old family photos and finding out how cool was in high school

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just came across a photo of C. Herbert Oliver that I've never seen before Impeach Nixon rally at Brooklyn College in 1974 Check out my article on Oliver's role in the Birmingham campaign works.hcommons.org/records/2j82...

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Andrew Stout @thomasacstout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maybe this isn't the point, but who told him that jacket worked with his pasty complexion?

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