Reposted by Lolephantgeoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 13hi have now seen the straight pride flag for the first time and my jaw genuinely dropped. you're right heterosexuals, strict binarism, black and white thinking, is a kind of imprisonment, 10/10 no notes 2053283501
Reposted by LolephantAnodyne @anodynesix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"How is it possible that children, 14-year-olds, are having their eyes being blown off, their hands being blown off, their teeth being completely ripped out by these rubber bullets and tear gas? ... The true violence is the violence of the state that we are being faced with all day, every day[.]" 1135
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I don’t think they have anyone checking their statements before they go out…? 030
Reposted by LolephantBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Steve Bannon issues warning to voters if they vote for Democrats in the midterms: “I think you’ll see Bobby Kennedy impeached, I’ll think you see Pete Hegseth impeached. I think you’ll see subpoenas flying every day. They will look to destroy Trump, and we’ll be bogged down for two years.” 7592411336
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Realising at an advanced age that the technology exists for me to send awful selfies to my big brother just to annoy him has been so much fun. You send bland “how are you?” texts, you did it to yourself bro. 040
Reposted by Lolephant𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I messaged you from inside the cursed amulet in your dead grandmother’s jewellery box, please respond 218262
Reposted by LolephantCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026me: look i know it seems like you were just here but i'm gonna need you to stop dragging your feet and come back already the weekend: 07529
Reposted by Lolephantϝɾιɠɠιɳϝɾҽɳƈԋ @frigginfrench.bsky.social · 07/10/2026leaving funeral home business cards at motorcycle dealerships as a treat 0238
Reposted by LolephantRuth Ann Crystal @drruth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A plague lab accident🧪, a football team mumps outbreak🏈, and a 5th measles death🪦. Here’s what you may have missed this week: 🦠 COVID waves in US, UK & Europe 🌊 Flu rising in Pacific states 🧠 HHV-7 linked to neuro-Long COVID Full Dr Ruth Report: buff.ly/i1LhWfm #medsky #nurseskybuff.lyDr. Ruth Report, 10/4/26Flu arrives to Pacific states; COVID wave seen in US, England, and Europe; Neuro-Long COVID and HHV-7; a 5th Pennsylvania measles death; Plague lab accident in Siberia; and much more. 14523
Reposted by LolephantCharlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It took me forever to learn the French word for "here." No one ever said it was going to be ici. 47431
Reposted by LolephantGrimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Your weekly reminder of what a monster this man is and how good governance is a threat to America or whatever. 2121
Reposted by LolephantBrian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness. 212442966
Reposted by LolephantBrian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026So today, honor the memory of the guy who wanted to “make the world a little bit better for my having been here.” Go do something worthwhile today. Create something. Collaborate with others. Read something. Or go be silly simply because you can. Jim Henson would want you to. 534585
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Not wanting to cast any shade on our newly created Australian (formerly Brits) citizens next door who are quiet, polite & very churchy. HOWEVER. Hearing their recyclables bin being emptied is like an avalanche off a glass mountain. Every.dang.time. I wish, oh I wish I could ask. 010
Reposted by LolephantOliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026EMILY: im in paris EMILY'S WIFE: we should murder the king of scotland 1594
Reposted by LolephantJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I am cooking chicken and rice for a dog with tummy troubles. Very Hollywood decadent. 2201
Reposted by LolephantMatt Weiner @mattweiner19.bsky.social · 06/05/2024Roberta Wickham = Nancy Mitford Florence Craye = Jessica Mitford Madeleine Bassett = Diana Mitford Honoria Glossop = Unity Mitford Corky Starr = Pamela Mitford Pauline Stoker = Debo Mitford 583
Reposted by Lolephantandy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...) 8379842140
Reposted by LolephantJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Please make your replies more sequitur. 1014556
Reposted by Lolephanttimmayct.bsky.social @timmayct.bsky.social · 04/09/2026been putting all my screams in a mason jar for later. 096
Reposted by LolephantRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Gonna print this out and put it under wipers on Teslas in Los Angeles 1792654441
Reposted by Lolephantalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026music notes? i don't need that negativity in my life. i only play music yestes 3262
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 27/08/2026That thing where you rip up a begging letter from an atrocious group of people, add an acerbic note, and then send it back in their own reply-paid envelope: oddly energising. 040
Reposted by Lolephanthuman scary bean @humanbean.net · 26/08/2026"Find out who you are and do it on purpose." - Dolly Parton, Behind the Seams: My Life in Rhinestones 0203
Reposted by LolephantSir Rants Alot @robvo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Paramus, New Jersey: WE ARE ALL ON THE DECOY PLANE Pic by /u/michnutrish on reddit 143889
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m so sorry. The accent accidentally pushes everything forward into the nasal area and gets vocal projection that is literally the envy of singing teachers worldwide. In the upside, if you go to complain, they will be cheerful about it and probably offer you alcohol. Probably. 000
Reposted by LolephantSkellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 22/08/2026why is my bed always at its most comfortable when I need to get out of it? this is oppression, I'm being oppressed 35319
Reposted by LolephantMisery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Something less than dying but more than sleeping please 211649
Reposted by Lolephantda da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 22/08/2026what if truck nuts were FABULOUS 3294
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Tracking sibling’s flight from SYD to LAX and really all I can see is the horror of their mangled circadian rhythms for a non-stop 14hr flight where you meet yourself kind of going backwards because you arrive before you left. Bonus: brushed up on my Pacific nations geography. 030
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026For me, it was an adjudicator at a music comp giving me a first in a section which also meant giving a concert for the prize sponsor, and then the dominos began to fall. I was not wildly successful from then on, but it is when people actually started to SEE me & take me seriously(ish) as an artist. 010
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026If you can look at your current success and clearly identify the First Domino, then yeah, mostly it was luck of the draw, a moment where things turned for you. It helps to be ready(ish) for that domino to (finally fucking) fall, and also dialling down the sarcasm when ppl ask about it. 120
Reposted by LolephantC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐 4761731961
Reposted by LolephantChantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026It’s just the nerve of crackers with their bullshit nationalism & their illegitimate imposition of a state called America on top of Native land. Look crackers this ain’t y’all home that only belongs to you! This is Natives’ property you stole & dragged Africans to in chains. 04010
Reposted by LolephantFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i really should use more vowels but i don’t have the nrg 35114
Reposted by LolephantDan McPainInOneSpecificKnee @danmckee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Oh that’s a wherry so that’s Norfolk somewhere 041
Reposted by Lolephants. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/08/2026And for a quick hit here’s one from my personal library of obscurely comforting TikToks. 27960236
Reposted by LolephantJess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If you haven’t read Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle” now would be a good time… 851935752
Reposted by Lolephant🔞 🇺🇸 🏳️⚧️ Spencer Owens, High-Value American 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇸 🔞 📺🦌 | 🦋🦌🔞 @spencerraerichey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Martha Lillard was that last known person living in an iron lung. Guess what killed her? Long COVID. Unprevented contagious disease screwed Martha Lillard over at pretty much BOTH ends of her life (she caught polio when she was like 4 or 5). 01211
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026that it’s hard to get too externally excited when you see the bullshit is winning (at least for now). Again. We’ll wait & we’ll see (while also sending the “hey did you know the data centres need all this copper which is on trucks” videos to people who still have fully-functioning backs and knees). 031
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026don’t confuse “not as freaked out” with “quietly seething rage against the whole Machine” which by now has been growing for some time & takes up a lotta mental space. Also remember we are required (in Oz) to work till age 67; so we are still right there in it with everyone else. It’s just 130
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A couple things I think - we’re at the “oh WTF is it NOW” stage - we have by now seen many things come & go. We’re used to looking at a New Tech Marvel to gauge exactly how much adaptation it requires to do our work. And yeah, one becomes less worried about skills cos we have some. But 150
Reposted by LolephantHOOGS (Hoarder Of Old Game Stuff). @psychosisfuzzball.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Y'all forgot how severe Covid got you, because Covid attacks your brain. It was never brain "fog," only brain damage, which is accumulates as you choose to accept more and more infections into your body. You can opt out of the failed herd immunity experiment; wear a respirator. #CovidIsNotOver 2199
Lolephant @lolephant.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I like to think I am a reasonable mimic; but I just about have to set my jaw in a different position to say “murrdur” like they do on Taggart. 000