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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19h

More Halloween costume ideas: - weird uncle - sexy shrub - walking wig - feral forest Muppet - Zamboni driver with dark secrets

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 18h

I get the impression that in olden times, when there wasn't much to do, people spent a lot of time thinking about geese.

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 16h

In walks a dame with legs til Thursday and trouble written all over her face. “How can I help you?” I says. She snaps, “I wanna find the person who wrote on my face.”

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 14h

Relationships in trouble when she notices all of your favorite stories are about mistaken or assumed identities.

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 5h

It’s called ornithology, maybe you’ve bird of it

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 6h

4:04 sleep not found

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 12h

She was extremely rude to one of my fellow volunteers at The Eden Mills Writers' Festival circa 1994, and my grudge against her will escort me to my grave like an heirloom worn on a necklace.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 13h

It's a Gaussian function, maybe you've blurred of it

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RW Scott @rrwscott.bsky.social · 13h

it's called a back belt, maybe you've gird of it

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 13h

It's called a cattle drive, maybe you've herded it

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 13h

a ghost with unfinished business but it’s just they didn’t return their last netflix dvds

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I've been told the jobs in the field are disappearing, but since nobody has hired me for something I would hate and be bad at instead, I am finally doing the Editors Canada certificate in copyediting, through Simon Fraser University. I'm also taking a course in project management for non-profits.

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The cool thing about going back to school for a new career is you might be the only kid in your class with an incisional hernia.

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This one survived the storm that brought down one of my mature pine trees, but they probably tap danced extra hard.

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yikes! No wonder this one is up all year, and has a variety of seasonal hobbies.

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Webinars are amazing when they're about cool things like dragonflies or worms.

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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

A Vietnamese/Italian fusion restaurant called Phogetaboutit

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The year-round giant yard skeleton across the tracks is dressed as a ghost for Hallowe'en.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

CVS CASHIER: here's your receipt ME: thanks MUMMY IN NEXT AISLE: has anyone seen my baby

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

ate a salad today so i’ll probably have to fill my shoes with pennies tomorrow so i don’t float away like a leaf in the wind

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Erin Jean Warde @erinjeanwarde.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

If men suffer in silence, why are they hosting SNL

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Let's go with "Dominating.". It was a highly successful garden day.

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

"Celebrating" is strong. However, I did wear my orange "NO PRIDE IN GENOCIDE" t-shirt while I was out on the point, weaving fresh willow into the living fence.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Only going to speak to my dog in Middle English from now on to prep her for the new Robert Eggers movie.

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

C'est génial, à condition que les artistes soient assez bien payés. (Mon avatar : toujours artiste, sort of.)

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Tippi Hedren Collider (now 🐦‍⬛with more birds) 🐦‍⬛ @linanneblack.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Must be Sunday, I got tipsy and ordered a vintage French Majolica cicada vase.

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

already said 'my bad' we don't have to get the authorities involved

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan.”

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hold up: can't you just, like, 𝘣𝘶𝘺 Klondike Bars?

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I really thought at this point in my life I would have knocked over some food carts in wild car chases

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I won first place in the ugly dog championship, and I don't even own a dog.

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