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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 17h
The phrase "election denier" is slightly annoying to me, because the literal reading, someone who denies that elections happen at all, is much funnier
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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social · 22h
Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"
Ghost rider driving one of the new electric mail trucks
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you wear a casio watch, the only way to set an alarm is to give it to a two-year-old and let them play with it. the only way to turn the alarm off is to bump your wrist on something eight weeks later. there is no other way to turn the alarm on or off
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Faolan @brujofaolan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Someone patched GIMP to look and feel exactly like Adobe Photoshop. Same keyboard shortcuts. Same tool layout. Same everything. It's called PhotoGIMP and it's free.
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 21h
The thing about chronic pain is you become so bad at distinguishing pain from the sensory background that you can only identity it by its effects. Sitting there like an asshole thinking: "Wow, I can't get ANYTHING done today. On an unrelated note, I don't remember if I took my pills this morning."
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
just bought a coat from a girl whose name turned out to be Honor. in the future all commerce will be weird name to weird name transactions
woman with the custom license plate FART locked in an intense handshake with woman with the custom license plate SHART
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 09/10/2026
My wife’s brain is less internet-poisoned than mine.
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emily s. @emily.news · 09/10/2026
post. not too much. mostly jokes.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 09/10/2026
GOP: 😡 TRANS GIRLS SPORTS BAD Dems: 😤 ur corrupt!!! Libertarian subplot:
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Breaking - From campaign of Libertarian gov. candidate, Don Kissick. His campaign Mgr, Steve Perkins, says Kissick was shooting a campaign commercial on the Maumee in Toledo this morning and, along w/ others, discovered a dead body there.
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Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time these big tech guys speak - it’s a peek into a brain that is committed to their own goals in a way only a suicide bomber could appreciate.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Mharwyb @ GWF! @mharwyb.horse · 08/10/2026
oh my god I found it
Emet-Selch: you're all primitive animals. just last week I watched a man fail to return his shopping cart to the corral. now, there is no punishment for not returning a shopping cart. it is done simply because it is the right thing to do. but that is too much to ask of a fracture. is that what we have been reduced to? squandered, sundered husks that cannot perform a simple duty to their society without threat of retribution? I wretch at what has become of all I have lost.
Alphinaud: And yet there are those before you who would return a shopping cart not their own!
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helen @homotoptheory.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
brownian motion was named after its discoverer, john motion
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
“how much shit can you deny yourself? cheese, gender, the fuck’s next?” truly humanity is a rich text
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🪬 Natalie 🪬 @lesbiologist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dropped my phone in bed and it opened Michael Artin’s “Algebra”.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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🪬 Natalie 🪬 @lesbiologist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry to drop a nuclear bomb on your timeline, lol.
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🪬 Natalie 🪬 @lesbiologist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This has been eating at me for a while, so I will post about it some here. At the beginning of the year I ended a romantic relationship. It took me a while to accept, but in that relationship I was emotionally abused and even sexually assaulted.
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why does he look like he’s in Star Trek TNG here
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PapayaMambo @ EW @papayamambo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#xivwomenweek day 5- Shadowbringers "Let's drink!" KInd of a "what if" piece where Giott and Lamitt meet. Had a blast with healer quests and Giott's drunken ass xD #ffxiv #ffxivart #FF14
Giott on the left holding a full jug of alcohol and looking very happy, while Lamitt on the right is timidly holding her own jug, looking at Giott.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
literally in the next 48 hours! be aware!
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Ems @veggiemom3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny to me because I was recently looking up trail cam photos and owls hunt above their weight class too.
A picture of an owl swooping down on a much larger deer. The owl's sharp feets are extended towards the deer like it's going to snatch it up and fly away with it. He is inches away from making contact and his wings are spread in a beautiful display. I'm using "he" for convenience only.
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クレフClef Heima @clefheima.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
彼にとっては儚い一瞬だったとしても最高に楽しい瞬間だったのでしょう。 曲はもちろんロケーションにも心やられた😌 キラキラ・エモさ増量でアレンジしました。 FF14 万魔殿パンデモニウム天獄編 Fleeting Moment Anabaseios P11 Piano cover
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【FF14】万魔殿パンデモニウム天獄編 Fleeting Moment - Anabaseios P11 - Piano cover
パンデモニウム天獄編3層BGMのピアノアレンジです。 パンデモニウムのストーリーを終えた感想をアレンジに込めました。 込めすぎた結果ピアノ3台になりました。 Thank you so much for listening🤍_____________________________________________...
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
which borg ships go in the square hole
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melissa @melissaks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is Home Depot selling a Mumford and Sons skeleton
A skeleton with a full beard and glasses, wearing a plaid shirt and tan apron, stirring a craft cocktail
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh sorry you don’t like STAR TREK?? just bc most of it is bad??? grow up
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the one normal guy in the groupchat
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James “Vamp” Fleet @horrorfilms101.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A lot of ‘90s stuff needs to stay way the hell back in the ‘90s, but imo the ‘90s were correct that clear colored plastic is Fun and Cool.
transparently shelled video game systems of a diversity of colorsimac ad with five differently colored shells
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emmylou harris's baseball pager 🗽🫱🏿‍🫲🏻 @baseballmad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can tell you this much: they'd certainly come to regret suddenly creating a huge mass of people now hyperfocused on getting them not just out of office, but out of public life forever
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk let me check my doctorate degree that I never would have finished without a steady supply of Adderall.
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Let the Right One In” (2008)
A scruffy blonde golden doodle on its hind legs peeks through a screen door, hoping someone will let him in or join him outside.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There should be a “you’re clearly going through it, log off for your own good” type temporary ban. Like, you’re not being punished so much as protected from the humiliation and vulnerability of a public nervous breakdown. It feels vaguely, idk… intrusive or exploitative or something watching it.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i see you baby on board bumper stickers and raise you this
bumper sticker DO NOT HIT ME I'M TRANSPORTING SOUP IN OPEN CONTAINERS with a pic of soup in a bowl
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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TrueRef by Abbey Esparza @trueref.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People keep saying Christopher Walken. When in reality, it looks like every lesbian gym teacher I’ve ever had. 
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like it when people take photos of horses, borzoi dogs, or other long nosed creatures from roughly this angle
extreme nose up close angle photo of a horse (yes it’s my beloved Meisho Doto)
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 18/09/2026
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🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn, these Bluesky toxicity scores are brutal
An NFPA 704 diamond with 4-4-4 noting the highest danger to health, flammability, and instability. In the bottom quadrant is a black Bluesky logo.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
When shabbos hits and I’m having trouble mustering gratitude I just imagine a world where milk has pulp
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Instagram post from Malala decked out in Eagles dear with text "Go birds!"
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 15/09/2026
The problem is that "while you weren't looking the tech industry was comprehensively taken over by a cult based around a piece of Harry Potter fanfic" is self-evidently an absolutely ridiculous claim that can't possibly have happened, which is a real problem given that it 100% did happen.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/09/2026
HR should let you scream until you pass out on one Teams call per quarter
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