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The Perfect Imbecile

@bozobubby.bsky.social
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She/They; refer to me as Bozo if we’ve been intimate

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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why does he look like he’s in Star Trek TNG here
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Talked to a lil old lady about The Monkey Wrench gang for like 3 hours, she said we should do it to datacenters, then asked if id date her son
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Really annoying how the entire conversation around Primetime is whether or not it does an effective Job making Hanson or The Predators look like villains, when clearly, it’s about neither.
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boss has been calling me her 2nd wife
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olivia @orcs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
penis + pussy = prison penis + penis = heaven
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play by post @playbypost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Something to keep in mind is that steer take a couple of years to mature so the worst of this will be hitting in 2028 lol. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/...
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Cattle to feed: Why a global meat crisis is looming
World's top three beef producers witness a decline in cattle stocks because of rising input costs, droughts and biology.
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All that needs to be said mondoweiss.net/2023/09/jewi...
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Jewish settlers stole my house. It’s not my fault they’re Jewish.
Palestinians are told the words we use dwarf the decades of violence enacted against us by the self-proclaimed Jewish State. A drone is one thing, but a trope—a trope is unacceptable. No more.
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Funnily enough Creggars Resident Evil has a better understanding of Gonzo Gore and clown slapstick, than the past 3 Evil Dead movies that seem to just keep trying to re-do French extreme
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saying “Lord Have Mercy” when the waiter brings my plate >>>>>>
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Blusky clout gotta feel crazy. It’s like being the plumber in a small town famous for his commercials.
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The public restroom is the last true place where we’re forced to be vulnerable to each other
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Decided that for dinner last night I’d Drink two glasses of milk and eat a whole bag of Takis… the bell has been ringing all morning and I’m paying dearly. This is worse than had I just been on a bender
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Grant White @grantwhite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Dove 🚬🥃 @dovegraveyard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some more Ivan & Gilbert art
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Co-Worker asked her A.I boyfriend for permission to go out tonight
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Princess Space Catt 💙 @spacecatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s OUT Steam, PlayStation , Nintendo switch and xbox! Go get it!!
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Princess Space Catt 💙 @spacecatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
2 days!!!! 2 days!!! Until our plucky jumped up video game comes out
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As someone who is Anti-Ai I feel like the stance is gonna be similar to being Vegan, where it’s a noble position to hold, but it’s not gonna have any industry consequence
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wish I were an alien
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who needs a new Metroid when we still have Max Payne 2
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
People with ADHD would neck if they had to spend an hour in OCD shoes
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey so not only am I needing surgery this month but also my tire blew out yesterday which means right now things don’t look great. Im gonna be bumping this a lot this week.
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Turned down a hookup to play Elden Ring and watch Star Trek
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t think it should be punished for saying something looks AI - it’s just the contemporary, and particularly biting, way of calling it generic. Having this ultra sensitivity towards it ultimately dulls the conversation.
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
*nintendo direct narrator voice* most police officers carry guns. try grabbing one to see what happens!
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Upsetting thing about rewatching TOS Star Trek is seeing how much AI slop is trained from ripping its lighting and glimmer off
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The 60s Batman series turned 60 this year, and it's an interesting mix of being timeless while also being a pop art time capsule. Though it ran for just two years, it's hard to think of a piece of superhero media that's had a more profound impact on the genre.
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Told my mom I was adding more fiber to my diet and she asked if I was “Back on the Grindr”
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
90% of dog owners are neglectful and 90% of cat owners are too immature for a pet. If youre reading this, don’t worry I’m not talking about you :)
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
He’s mad because he got the cone
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
awful time in my life a while back where I would draw really mean spirited pictures of my coworkers eating boogers
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Co-worker thought I was cis, and another thought I was FTM
Cereal spitting goodbye mom rage comic
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The new Spider-Man movie isn’t that bad! It’s kinda cute in fact until it becomes the 4th fucking movie about Him Becoming His Own Man
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hello!
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Squirrels have gotten really into throwing fucking sticks and shit at me while I drink coffee in the backyard
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I wouldn’t mind friendslop games if they all didn’t look Like That. It’d be cool to see some that take a nasty approach like straftat or buckshot roulette
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Konni J @spliffdonk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Said hello a bit too enthusiastically to a beautiful woman
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Been really into eating food that sucks, I think my next new adventure will be to live in squalor
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/09/2024
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
many bathrooms expect you to only use them for peeing
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Coffee giving you BO is one of the worst jokes god has played on us, like an actual item debuff
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You gotta remember that It’s all love in the universe <—— (she laughed so hard snot came out her nose in front of a stranger then spent 5 mins trying to hide it)
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Molly 🏳️‍⚧️ @molly2925.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
hamburger....
Screenshot from episode 151 of Urusei Yatsura. Closeup of Shinobu as she begins to ferociously chow down on an entire hamburger
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Im kind of an DL asexual
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
You can’t call someone named Chloe an opp, that just isn’t right
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I’m Rizz Smurf
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The Perfect Imbecile @bozobubby.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
If a millennia start playing “Do I Wanna Know” by Arctic Monkeys that means they’re about to choke you in bed
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