Reposted by DorothyDamon Beres @damonberes.com · 06/07/2026You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing? 553403589
Dorothy @leeseemareesee.bsky.social · 22/05/2026@actualnames.bsky.social on a bench at the station for our local commuter train 0393
Reposted by DorothyWaikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I once sat on a flight next to a guy who completely dead eyed watched 3 hours of Mr. Beast videos and declined the beverage service. There’s like thirty million of him out there. Nothing you can do really 2386373
Reposted by Dorothyalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026this post is a whole carousel of them! www.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplef...reddit.comFrom the oldpeoplefacebook community on Reddit: My collection of celebration status updatesExplore this post and more from the oldpeoplefacebook community 0136
Reposted by DorothyRich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 03/03/2026This is what’s on Trump’s neck 416818
Reposted by DorothySaeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 02/03/2026When it finally happens: 231769235
Reposted by DorothySkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 10/02/2026get creative, finish the image however you want in the replies 7318919
Reposted by Dorothybeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/01/2026average jd vance twitter post: @hairyporter99 do NOT call me a doo doo baby average trump twitter post: nuking greenland tomorrow 1523
Reposted by DorothyThomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 05/01/2026This guy here is dead 👇 1194414740
Reposted by Dorothyharpy @harpy.party · 30/12/2025the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers 0755190
Reposted by DorothyFantastic M. Fox @mrfox.bsky.social · 21/04/2025thinking about this banger Easter tweet from Elizabeth Hurley 3222
Reposted by DorothyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else 241969303
Reposted by DorothyViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/10/2025You replied "lmao" and yet your ass is still connected to your body. That’s fraud 452241593
Reposted by DorothyMatthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 22/10/2025What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss. 604956843
Reposted by DorothyActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Ass Weed United States, Census, 1900 613517
Reposted by DorothyThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 30/09/2025And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals! Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗 3160240016392
Reposted by DorothyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Tylenol has learned its lesson by Susan Collins. 261546159
Reposted by DorothyBrooke from Let’s Not Date @letsnotdate.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Aletta Jacobs was born in 1854, but her ideas and actions are far more progressive than so many people’s of today. This next guy joins us to get a picture of me. Or, I mean, learn about Aletta. Full post: open.substack.com/pub/brookete... 2455
Reposted by DorothyNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I think putting the golden girls on mount rushmore could heal this nation 71168
Reposted by DorothyBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/07/2025🎵BROOOOOOken🎵 320331
Reposted by Dorothysam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return 403253655614
Reposted by DorothyInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles 3397131926
Reposted by DorothyNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 01/07/2025super unfair to elon musk that he’s being attacked by donald trump when all he wanted was to buy an election and steal everyone’s private information!!! can’t a guy live 2796
Reposted by DorothyThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/06/2025No One Sure Why Kristi Noem Wearing Firefighter Helmet, Night-Vision Goggles, High Heels, Wet Suit theonion.com/no-one-... 964150412526
Reposted by DorothyAdam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away 608350048050
Reposted by DorothyPaul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 06/05/2025A Brief History of Kids Today Need More Discipline 🧵 24632204
Reposted by Dorothypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing 178159792000
Reposted by Dorothyshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/05/2025oh yes the same people who acted like they were being murdered when they had to put a piece of cloth over their faces definitely understand the concept of shared sacrifice 1224345871
Reposted by DorothyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2025America, which I do not support, has never been a democracy, which I do not support. It has always been a republic, which I also do not support. by Glenn Greenwald 1174289344
Reposted by DorothyPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/04/2025the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time 267189174030
Reposted by DorothyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/04/2025The penguins have learned their lesson. by Susan Collins 226115231414
Reposted by DorothyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Elon Musk has learned his lesson. by Susan Collins 382115159
Reposted by DorothyJames Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Important to celebrate the W’s. Eat shit, Elon 434665619
Reposted by Dorothyamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 26/03/2025"i don't negotiate with terrorists!" wow okay brag much. some of us don't have that option. some of us must negotiate the terrorist's pants on before sending the terrorist to daycare 61847
Reposted by DorothyNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 05/03/2025you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency. 15249608726501
Reposted by DorothyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/03/2025We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery 77161831961
Reposted by DorothyKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/02/2025If you’re a federal worker looking for a good accomplishment to share with Elon, tell him you responded to texts from the mother of your children. 735456680
