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Ladybird

@ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social
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Actual Epidemiologist/Disease Detective. Here for funny, weird, kind, pretty, nerdy, &/or awkwardly sexy things. And dogs. Always dogs. •InKairos from the other place•

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Too many men don't realize what they have. Too many women don't realize what they're worth.
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It’s such a gift to be able to spoil people you love
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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
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E @justlookin000.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
gas pump: please see cashier me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Yes I had a poly phase, but juggling separate social media accounts is proving to me that time may be over
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
i will forever be the girl who loves sunsets and the ocean and books and the word “fuck”.
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Rockets are like boobs & sunsets: You always want to stop & marvel at them
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
When you wanna warn a friend about their behaviour, but you're also really keen to know what happens next
Regular octagonal red/white Stop sign barely visible though the green leaves of a big bush
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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Set phasers to snugglebunny
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Happy Unexpected Car Repair or Broken Appliance Just Before the Holidays Day!!!
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Horror Makes Us Happy @horrormakesushappy.com · 14/12/2024
For many of my author friends. The typo makes it even funnier.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
we should get longer weekends when the days are shorter
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
you live on the fringe but i live on the cringe baby
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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
"Dance like nobody's watching!" Santa [steepling fingers, licking lips]: Yesss… You do that
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
The guy who named peacocks was not allowed to name anything else
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I wonder what it feels like to not have the underlying urge to blow up my perfectly great life periodically
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Justmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Cum she said to me Pa rapa rub bum
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
sorry, can’t. busy putting stickers on the back of my Subaru
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My dog was begging for my pizza crust, so I threw it at her She dodged, then realized her mistake and ran for it I’m not so sure she’s adopted anymore
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Amazon: Reason for returning item(s)? Me: I was drunk.
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Southern Charm @southerncharm0624.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I just saw Santa’s naught list and it looks a lot like my friends list 🤣
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Jill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Try to keep a refined sense of indifference.
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’m connecting with new coworkers for the first time on Facebook & feel apologetic about the short dresses since I have a serious job. No one tell them about this place once I get it going like Twitter. More face in the avi now
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Every first cold snap of the winter in Florida leaves me feeling lost & confused, like I’ve never before had to wear these things called “sweaters” or “pants”
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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My astigmatism makes the holidays that much more magical.
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MermaidDaisy @mermaiddaisy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Giant nerd here where we had an antimicrobial resistance meeting & it went 25 minutes over & we all still stayed to the end & more. Point is we (hopefully) live in communities where people like us care & advise with science
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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Do we celebrate Tuesdays over here too?
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Just a Jason in TX @jasonintx.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Dicker the kicker is the best name is contemporary sports.
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I look like a lot of fun because I am a lot of fun
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Penny Elaine @calig1rl7.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
#MyDoctorToldMe to get the vaccines
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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Sad to think that kids today will never know how great it was inside of Tower Records.
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Shout out to those of you who thought it a good idea to come over here with a different name, a different @ and a different AVI. And by shout out, I mean, thanks fuck faces.
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
It’s almost the time of year where I ask myself daily if the car seat warmer is on or did I pee myself
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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Another morning on a fresh platform full of nice people.
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
It’s bad luck not to text your partner “Nice!” any time it’s 69° outside
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Not Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
If you don’t feel the first kiss throughout your entire body, then they’re not the one.
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Transition lenses that keep getting darker the longer someone is talking to you.
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Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I love songs that you can somehow hear the singer smiling as they sing to you
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K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Is it rude to clap and yell “good answer!” when you hear someone arguing and one of them makes a valid point?
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Pallavi @pallavi31.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
My favorite childhood memory is being oblivious.
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