Reposted by LadybirdMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Too many men don't realize what they have. Too many women don't realize what they're worth. 723184
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 25/01/2025It’s such a gift to be able to spoil people you love 031
Reposted by LadybirdRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions. 511086152
Reposted by LadybirdYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/01/2025gas pump: please see cashier me: i will (clenches fist) IN HELL 23778122
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Yes I had a poly phase, but juggling separate social media accounts is proving to me that time may be over 051
Reposted by LadybirdNadine Antoinette 🖤📚 @lilblackheart.bsky.social · 05/01/2025i will forever be the girl who loves sunsets and the ocean and books and the word “fuck”. 1242779237
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Rockets are like boobs & sunsets: You always want to stop & marvel at them 072
Reposted by LadybirdCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 19/12/2024When you wanna warn a friend about their behaviour, but you're also really keen to know what happens next 129478
Reposted by Ladybirdstuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Set phasers to snugglebunny 36935
Reposted by LadybirdShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Happy Unexpected Car Repair or Broken Appliance Just Before the Holidays Day!!! 3736493
Reposted by LadybirdHorror Makes Us Happy @horrormakesushappy.com · 14/12/2024For many of my author friends. The typo makes it even funnier. 1545623364
Reposted by Ladybirdslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 09/12/2024we should get longer weekends when the days are shorter 1346541
Reposted by Ladybirdsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024you live on the fringe but i live on the cringe baby 824583
Reposted by LadybirdSpace Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 11/12/2024"Dance like nobody's watching!" Santa [steepling fingers, licking lips]: Yesss… You do that 03112
Reposted by LadybirdDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 08/12/2024The guy who named peacocks was not allowed to name anything else 1829168
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I wonder what it feels like to not have the underlying urge to blow up my perfectly great life periodically 052
Reposted by LadybirdJustmebutnot1 @justmebutnot1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Cum she said to me Pa rapa rub bum 0238
Reposted by LadybirdBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 04/12/2024sorry, can’t. busy putting stickers on the back of my Subaru 1233098
Reposted by LadybirdForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024My dog was begging for my pizza crust, so I threw it at her She dodged, then realized her mistake and ran for it I’m not so sure she’s adopted anymore 29214
Reposted by LadybirdMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Amazon: Reason for returning item(s)? Me: I was drunk. 729970
Reposted by LadybirdSouthern Charm @southerncharm0624.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I just saw Santa’s naught list and it looks a lot like my friends list 🤣 141
Reposted by LadybirdJill again @alizerin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Try to keep a refined sense of indifference. 0124
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I’m connecting with new coworkers for the first time on Facebook & feel apologetic about the short dresses since I have a serious job. No one tell them about this place once I get it going like Twitter. More face in the avi now 030
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Every first cold snap of the winter in Florida leaves me feeling lost & confused, like I’ve never before had to wear these things called “sweaters” or “pants” 082
Reposted by LadybirdShimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024My astigmatism makes the holidays that much more magical. 1155
Reposted by LadybirdMermaidDaisy @mermaiddaisy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now. 4042285
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Giant nerd here where we had an antimicrobial resistance meeting & it went 25 minutes over & we all still stayed to the end & more. Point is we (hopefully) live in communities where people like us care & advise with science 060
Reposted by Ladybirdditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 03/07/2023when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want. 71136241
Reposted by LadybirdJust a Jason in TX @jasonintx.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Dicker the kicker is the best name is contemporary sports. 2142
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I look like a lot of fun because I am a lot of fun 0289
Reposted by LadybirdPenny Elaine @calig1rl7.bsky.social · 16/11/2024#MyDoctorToldMe to get the vaccines 625163
Reposted by LadybirdShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Sad to think that kids today will never know how great it was inside of Tower Records. 1522270
Reposted by LadybirdNot Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Shout out to those of you who thought it a good idea to come over here with a different name, a different @ and a different AVI. And by shout out, I mean, thanks fuck faces. 8689
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 16/11/2024It’s almost the time of year where I ask myself daily if the car seat warmer is on or did I pee myself 1277
Reposted by Ladybirdblondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Another morning on a fresh platform full of nice people. 43411
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 15/11/2024It’s bad luck not to text your partner “Nice!” any time it’s 69° outside 061
Reposted by LadybirdNot Hot | Not Bothered @hunbothered.bsky.social · 15/11/2024If you don’t feel the first kiss throughout your entire body, then they’re not the one. 27419
Reposted by LadybirdGranite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together. 2167562309
Reposted by LadybirdKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Transition lenses that keep getting darker the longer someone is talking to you. 361003277
Ladybird @ladybirdinkairos.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I love songs that you can somehow hear the singer smiling as they sing to you 052
Reposted by LadybirdK @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Is it rude to clap and yell “good answer!” when you hear someone arguing and one of them makes a valid point? 3247
Reposted by LadybirdJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/11/2024My favorite childhood memory is being oblivious. 16685199