Reposted by Kditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 18/02/2025another precious day in this one delicate life of mine. time to ingest stimulants and see if my least stable coworker has any opinions on current events. 1627
Reposted by KTruman Peyote @charminggrump.bsky.social · 18/02/2025The guillotine has already been invented. That part is done. 063
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 07/01/2025I hate when my cat gets scared (he’s a nervous guy) but I love that he runs to my side because he knows I’ll fuck a bitch up for him. 😩😂 041
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 04/01/2025I’ve converted someone to sleeping with a fan on. I love this for me. 1101
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 01/01/2025I refuse to ever get married or have my own kids, so the closest thing you’re going to get to that from me is building me a library to slowly fill with books I’ll probably never read. 260
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 25/12/2024The three spirits I needmedia.tenor.comthree cartoon characters are hugging each other with one wearing a blue capeALT: three cartoon characters are hugging each other with one wearing a blue cape 080
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Got kicked out of church for saying “an unethically rich CEO was shot” when the pastor asked if anyone wanted to share a joy in their life. 160
Reposted by Kditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 24/12/2024the holiday spirit is so strong this year. even my dashboard is lit up like a Christmas tree 😍 0437
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I started working with a new family and whenever they pay me they basically just throw a wad of cash at me and it’s always too much but they don’t care ever when I bring it up? 😂 do I just stop addressing it or…??? 370
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I didn’t realize James Spader was on The Blacklist. I’m finally watching it and it is so therapeutic to hear Ultron’s condescending voice again 😂 370
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Santa asked what I wanted for Christmas so I said “a man who doesn’t carry his baggage around like a trophy” and now I feel bad because that’s technically what he does for a living… 082
Reposted by Kditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 13/12/2024just caught one of the figurines in my Christmas village constructing their own, smaller Christmas village 1040586
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I asked a guy what he told Santa he wanted for Christmas, and he said a blowjob. I was like, “damn! From SANTA?!” and now he’s grumpy. Should have asked Santa for a better sense of humor 💅🏼 092
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I need someone to say, “Krissy, no. You don’t need to save anymore discounted plants from Lowe’s. 2957993 in the past month is enough.” 261
Reposted by KNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/12/2024We wanted to understand what’s going on in South Korea. So we talked to three Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby’s in Harrisburg 356177671855
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I recently told a 2A guy that I was thinking about getting a gun, and I’ve never seen someone looks so scared in their life. To be fair I also had just told him that the best form of torture would be to pluck every individual hair off of someone. So maybe that was it? 171
Reposted by Kditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 06/12/2024watching elderly women brutally dunking on a dead CEO in the Facebook comment section using their full legal name has been the thrill of a lifetime. hell yeah Linda, this is for your hip replacement!!! 19910
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024My mom: *watched 8319 new Christmas movies on hallmark each year* Me: *watches the same 8 Christmas movies each year* Us: the one we watch togethermedia.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man and woman holding a small childALT: a black and white photo of a man and woman holding a small child 172
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I’m glad the whales have finally made it to shore. I hope more land yachts get taken down soon. 😌 131
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Started this game of life in 1987, and have been taking nothing but side quests ever since. 1142
Reposted by KJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/12/2024If you can’t handle me at my worst, it isn’t getting any fucking better. 5484161
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Asking “are you mad at me?” to my plants that are being dramatic for no reason. 071
Reposted by KShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/12/2024took exactly 3 days for this excellent idea of "advent calendar with a new tea for every day" to become "fuck you i'm not drinking bloody turmeric chai" 1163797104
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Started my day with Smile 2 this morning. Highly recommend. 😬 040
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Videos that are like “this is the best hair hack ever!” and it’s just a regular brush. 172
Reposted by KDak @dak.bsky.social · 27/11/2024At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix 1036371762219
Reposted by KGrip Bayless @talleyberrybaby.bsky.social · 27/11/2024A lady in this TJ Maxx bathroom just let a fart rip so hard and long I had to ask her if she wanted me to find help. Like bitch let’s call the ambulance. 1535027
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Slept in the same bed as someone who had 10 alarms go off this morning and I didn’t even kill them. Proud of myself. 😌 0110
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 26/11/2024People get so mad when you match their negative Nancy hateful energy and give them what they dish out to everyone around them. I love volunteering for the “humble a cunt” committee. 0111
Reposted by KHelleanor Rigby @mom-overboard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Drafting Bluesky posts by saving them in my iPhone notes like the pilgrims did 318450
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I’m so happy I have never made a political figure my entire personality. 0234
Reposted by KRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I feel better reminding myself that in an alternate universe, it's probably worse. 65419
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024The only person who can gaslight me is me. I made myself see Cascade mountains at the end of Genesee St. in Utica, NY. No man could ever top that. 090
Reposted by Kdr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 23/11/2024imagine being a bully to me and I'm just at home listening to Mmmbop 35116
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I get on a plane and scope out the sitch. Who knows CPR? Who doesn’t know 2+2? Who steps on Legos and says, “hehe” …👁️🌊🫵🏼 050
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Idk why men try to start shit with me in public. I will humble you real fucking quick, bitch. Go sit down before you hurt yourself. 180
Reposted by KKerri @kerrijersey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I think I'm just going to put on noise canceling headphones for the next four years. 3219508592
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I feel like I am the only person left on the planet who uses lamps in their house. 10284
Reposted by KMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 20/11/2024My coworker was briefly optimistic but that quickly fixed itself. 02910
Reposted by KSooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Too young for a reverse mortgage, too old for a treehouse. 11468106
Reposted by Kyour friend dirtgirl @dirtgirl.wifeguy.online · 17/11/2024imagine getting invited on somebody's private plane and getting served McDonald's lmao 55101468
Reposted by KCosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Crazy how the world is ending in slow motion. 192
Reposted by K10/31 DjLockup @djlockup.bsky.social · 18/11/2024forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times 340207603411
K @bigcatnrg.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I went to the casino with my friends and one of them was having a hell of a time on the slots. All I could think was, “there’s no serotonin here for me” so I went to the smoking section to get stoned instead 😌 290
