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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 20/09/2026
Come on, come to padre.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/08/2026
“Women who average more than 8.4 points, 2.3 rebounds, or 1.3 assists per game clearly have an unfair biological advantage over women who don’t, and we need to maintain a level playing field.” — Sophie Cunningham
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Sophie Cunningham Claims Any Woman Who Averages More Than 8 Points Per Game Should Not Be Allowed To Play In WNBA
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any ...
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
one thing the true crime genre teaches us is that a staggering number of white men seem to believe that "a stranger entered my home and savagely murdered and/or kidnapped my wife and/or children" is a plausible story
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What Men expect when they do the bare minimum
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:
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@jilltucker
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If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7
11:42 AM • 6/25/26 • 670K ViewsJill Tucker
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And at the watch party you will ask the organizer if he's from Cape Verde. He will say yes, from Praia. And you'll say oh! I lived there for two years. I was a teacher. And he will ask, "What's your name?" You will tell him and he will say,
"You were my teacher."
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11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 92K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
And across 30+ years and 6,000 miles you will hug a now man who tried to find you and remembered the songs you taught him and his classmates and he will apologize for how badly behaved they all were. And you will laugh and try not to cry and gape in wonder at at this crazy world.

Jill Tucker
@jilltucker
X.com
You will remember how much you love the World Cup. And what the Peace Corps meant to you. What those students, 40 to a class with no glass on the windows, meant to you.
11:43 AM • 6/25/26 • 62K ViewsJill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h
Ivan, the grown man with a touch of grey in his beard, will tell you later he has struggled to describe what it meant to him to meet again - that he shared our photo with classmates.
And when he returns from watching the Cabo Verde game, we will try to find the words together.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker • 20h And then you read that the US
House of Representatives will vote a day before that game on an amendment to eliminate the Peace Corps, which costs 1/6 the price of the Tomahawk missiles the US used in the war on Iran.

Jill Tucker @jilltucker •20h And you wonder: How much is a magical world worth?
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
trying to be affable on Zoom client calls
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demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
my take on the topic du jour? well. i agree with some of the involved. as for the others they must be shot in the street like dogs
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The Bricked Up Homie @prefectbeanis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You're going to be screaming your fuckin ass off once I start going after you with my super soaker, asshole.
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Siobhán M @nocontextsiobhan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My brother shared this in the family whatsapp so coming to a work place near you the best email ever
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/04/2026
the irony is that there are many journalists who are threatened and killed for their work globally, except they don’t overlap at all with the people willing to attend the MAGA White House correspondent’s dinner
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/04/2026
it is 2016. democratic party officials and mainstream media are discrediting popular leftist media personalities it is 2026. democratic party officials and mainstream media are discrediting popular leftist media personalities it is 2036. democratic party officials and mainstream media are discredi
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barnabus @othersome.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
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Laboured @labouredsubterfuge.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
@kibner.bsky.social Hey dude, can you let reilo know that SLAENT is inaccessible on Firefox at present? "The web site is either misconfigured or your computer clock is set to the wrong time. It’s likely the web site’s certificate is expired, which prevents Firefox from connecting securely.
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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll eat forever. Steal a fish from one man, give it to another, and tell the second man that he needs to pay you a subscription fee every month if he wants to keep getting fish, then you’ve successfully disrupted the fish market.
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 24/01/2026
sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings
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Aram Shabanian @aramshabanian.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
this is the funniest fucking police photo i have ever seen
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/12/2025
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 11/12/2025
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 21/11/2025
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
And that's what these guys are, these guys that marched in Charlottesville, these are the people who are aware of the unspoken premise of this sort of zombie neoliberalism that we're living in, which is that we're coming to a point where there's gonna be ecological catastrophe, and that it's gonna require either massive redistribution of the ill-gotten gains of the first world, or genocide.
And these are the first people who have basically said, "Well if that's the choice, then I choose genocide",
", and they're getting everyone else
ready, intellectually and emotionally, for why that's gonna be okay when it happens, why they're not really people. When we're putting all this money into more fucking walls and drones and bombs and guns to keep them away, so that we can watch them die with clear consciences, it's because we've been loaded with the ideology that these guys are now starting to express publicly.
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
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a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
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Cars Ruin Cities @carabolitionist.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
As always
Meme of “the virgin ‘AGI existential risk’ vs. the Chad Global Warming”
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train
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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'
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"im fingerng your wifes pussy you idiot. she loves it, says not to come back from the moon. your son calls me dad"
(*vintage coloring page depiction of smiling Richard Nixon on the phone, caption 'President Nixon takes to the astronauts on the moon.'*)
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 29/10/2025
Amazing.
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One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
youtube.com
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
did someone say “Abel Ferrara’s commentary on King of New York” youtu.be/WQRzH9BAzks?...
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The Best of Abel Ferrara's King of New York Commentary
YouTube video by John Frankensteiner
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
ALIEN logo being build and the E has no middle lineThe ALIEN logo
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JB_AU @jbau.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This whole section really.
Finally: AI cannot do your job, but an AI salesman can 100% convince your boss to fire you and replace you with an AI that can't do your job, and when the bubble bursts, the money-hemorrhaging "foundation models" will be shut off and we'll lose the AI that can't do your job, and you will be long gone, retrained or retired or "discouraged" and out of the labor market, and no one will do your job.
AI is the asbestos we are shoveling into the walls of our society and our descendants will be digging it out for generations:
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
This footage is still my favorite. It's like Little League all over again for some of those guys in the dugout. You have that one teammate who's just better than everyone else
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
It seems like every time i honk my clown nose, my wife "has a headache"
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ol gooner @sopranos69420.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game
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Shane Liesegang, SJ (シェーン|شَيْن|เชน) @sjml.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Tim Curry on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993), in costume as Cardinal Richelieu, holding an original GameBoy.
I hate to just repeat the post text, but in this case it's a straight description: Tim Curry on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993), in costume as Cardinal Richelieu, holding an original GameBoy.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice* This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
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Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction-txt.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
"First off, I think we should dismantle all welfare programs," Hatsune Miku said. The audience gasped. W-what the-?! Goku thought.
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ceej @ceej.online · 14/10/2024
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 24/07/2025
In the New Yorker profile of Curtis Yarvin, ideological lodestar of Trump, Stephen Miller and the ascendant American technofascist right, we learn that he's been spending time with Blue Labour peer Maurice Glasman, who Starmer's current right-wing genuflections are aimed to please. So that's nice.
Whenever I asked Yarvin about resonances between his writing and real-world events, his response was nonchalant. He seemed to see himself as a conduit for pure reason—the only mystery, to him, was why it had taken others so long to catch up. “You can invent a lie, but you can only discover the truth,” he told me. We were in London, where he was attending the Alliance for Responsible Citizenship, a conservative conference co-founded by the psychologist Jordan Peterson. (Yarvin described Peterson to me as “a dandy” with “a weird narcissistic energy coming off of him.”) Accompanying Yarvin on his travels were Eduardo Giralt Brun and Alonso Esquinca Díaz, two millennial filmmakers who were shooting a documentary about his life. Their goal was to make a naturalistic character study in the style of “Grey Gardens,” in which, as Brun put it, “the camera just happens to be around.” It wasn’t going to plan. Yarvin kept repeating the same monologues, which meant that much of the footage was the same. The filmmakers worried that his racist remarks would turn viewers off. One afternoon in London, Díaz had filmed Yarvin getting his portrait painted with Lord Maurice Glasman, a post-liberal political theorist who has been called “Labour’s MAGA Lord,” for his support of Brexit and his ongoing dialogue with figures like Steve Bannon. At one point in their discussion, Yarvin had pulled out his iPhone to show Glasman that he’d hacked the chatbot Claude to get it to call him by the N-word.
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
"Chiefly, we learned that we're never gonna do that again", muttered a visibly broken Dr Huang, his haunted stare a thing that will stay with me for a long time. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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What Scientists Learned Scanning the Bodies of 100,000 Brits
A massive database of medical images is offering an unprecedented window into how diseases take hold years before symptoms appear.
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Laboured @labouredsubterfuge.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Totally clears the President. Thank you!
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Laboured @labouredsubterfuge.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
youtu.be/wQ2JntChyEc?...
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Teho Teardo & Blixa Bargeld - A Quiet Life (Audio) [DARK - 1X10 - SOUNDTRACK]
YouTube video by TV Series & Movie Soundtrack
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Big Money turning to fascism not because they needed protection from socialism but because they were bored and poisoned their brains with social media is the story of this century I think
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