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Kory @krs1860.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m of the opinion we go with Mass Effect rules when it comes to naming AI.
Virtual Intelligence (VI) is a sophisticated program designed to make modern computer systems easier to use. They are not to be confused with artificial intelligences like the geth, as VIs are only utilised to assist the user and process data. Though they appear to be intelligent, they aren't actually self-aware, just made with clever programming. This greatly reduces the risk of a VI exceeding the bounds of its intended function or rebelling against the control of its creators and users, though it doesn't eliminate it.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Physicals are dumb. Doctors only find things that are either status quo or BAD. Bloodwork is normal or you have too much cholesterol. It’s never like oh shit you got GLITTER flowing in there now! When did that happen? And I’m looking at your back and did you know you got really cool spikes growing?
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Let me introduce the crew. *points to enormous muscular guy.* This is Big Dog, we call him that because he's huge, ha ha! *points to slim average looking guy* and this is Medium Dog. I'm sure you can guess why! That's right — he communes with the spirits of the departed
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if i knew there was a 100% chance I would not survive Jurassic Park I'd still go. My loved ones would have to physically restrain me to keep me off that helicopter.
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Kory @krs1860.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is a constant frustration for me. The slightest loss of convenience becomes a nonstarter for so many people. EVs have the same struggle. People act like charging in 5 minutes is necessary for adoption when it just shouldn’t be.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/07/2026
If you want to make the world a better place, you (yes, you!) are going to need to sacrifice a little sometimes. You’re going to need to pay taxes, you’re going to need to turn the A/C down you’re going to need to be a little less comfortable sometimes. Anyone telling you otherwise is lying to you.
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Kory @krs1860.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@codyjohnston.bsky.social John Oliver stole your beat…
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
omg
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Kory @krs1860.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Just saw Backrooms. Really tense, especially since the “real world” looks just as uncanny as the backrooms. Slight spoiler but I did find it hilarious that they faded out just as they were explaining what the hell was going on.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Surely they've suffered enough?
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 09/04/2026
Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate
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trevin @trevinflickinger.com · 03/04/2026
tweet from Imagine A Guy

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."
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Kory @krs1860.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I’m a little over hearing about false claims. Take a quick look at a thesaurus and you can find a shorter word for that.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 22/12/2025
Sad to report congress has decided to no longer enforce the winter solstice. Days will continue to get shorter until, eventually, we live in a world of endless night
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Duncombe @duncombe.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
Screenshot of tweet that says: "giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet" sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 24/12/2024
The orc from Return of the King saying “The age of men is over. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.” He is wearing a Santa hat
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Charles Xavier: My school helps mutants control their powers. This is Cyclops, he was my first student and he is totally incapable of controlling his powers. This is Jean Grey, she started with Scott. She also cannot control her powers. And meet Rogue, yep you guessed it, can't control her powers
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
“Charlie Kirk was a bad person but even bad people don’t deserve to be murdered” is all they have to say. It’s not hard.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
it's gotta be crazy for salmon to find out about bears like that
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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 09/11/2023
one milkshake to bring all the boys to the yard and in the darkness bind them
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/08/2025
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had theonion.com/man-who...
Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 29/07/2025
sorry to share twitter screenshot but im wheezing
WNBA player Paige Bueckers in glasses with tweet saying she asked the ref if he needed her glasses

Reply from a doctor saying she’s a -1 maybe a -1.5

Reply from someone named Ethan saying “you’re dying alone so what”Dr. Glaucomflecken says “ok I probably could have phrased this a little better”
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Superman captures our imagination because we know the idea of a journalist who has a girlfriend isn't real, but it's still a powerful concept that gives us hope.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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Kory @krs1860.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
This is legitimately one of the funniest headlines I’ve ever seen.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
This is incredibly funny. 🎵 Cerveza Cristal! 🎵
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Oh, are you gonna jump in the shower? Are you gonna leap in there? You got a trampoline in your bathroom, huh? You sound insane right now
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Kory @krs1860.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
@danielobrien.bsky.social Not sure if you resolved this yet but I was catching up on the podcast and I got a herniated disk a year ago. Tried injections which did nothing and ended up getting surgery. So I guess if you have questions…
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Image showing an anime style girl hiding under a desk. She's labeled "me, minding my own business watching tv." A big red bear from the Charmin toilet paper commercials looms nearby, labeled "the toilet bear talking about its dirty bear ass"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2025
Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated
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Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated
VATICAN CITY—Saying he couldn’t help but think “I told you so” in the wake of the bishop of Rome’s death, Cardinal Giuseppe Betori of Florence confirmed Monday that he was feeling pretty vindicated af...
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
delusional. he’s 2 years old tops.
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Albert Weale @albertpweale.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Very informative chart from Washington Post
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
This is driving me crazy too. Not long ago 10% universal tariffs were considered the worst-case scenario, something even Trump wasn’t crazy enough to impose. Now have those PLUS 125% tariffs on China. Together, these raise raise inflation by about as much as original “Liberation Day” tariffs did!
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Kory @krs1860.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Ok supposedly Trump made this pause decision on Sunday but didn’t announce it till today which would make the last couple days a prime opportunity for insider trading.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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surlyurbanist.bsky.social @surlyurbanist.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
We can discuss how self-serving it was, but I do think it was valuable that Americans *used* to think that we *should* be a force for good and be willing to reach out and help. Beyond soft power, it was a good thing folks would expect us to send aid, to organize around it and to offer support.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I'm going to write a spy film set in Trump's America. Alerting the president that "Phoenix is missing and we do not have eyes" and he starts blinking real fast and says, "we don't know, that could maybe be good, maybe it could be very bad. But they never say good about me. On TV, they only say bad."
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graveworm unearther @waveform.observer · 19/03/2025
lawrence fishburne as morpheus in the first matrix movie where he's kinda laying the whole shebang down for neo the first time. it's in the speech bubble meme format, so it looks like he is saying the quoted post.
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Penelope in the Odyssey
Dear prudence headling: help! My husband enjoys sailing naked and drinking beers with gay men
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riding hell for leather @drpepsi.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for
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