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Kass Assassin @kassassassin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"generative AI tools can be useful" cool, are they no longer trained on stolen material from people who weren't fairly compensated and do they no longer emit incredible levels of pollution and are they no longer being used to displace the working class and blanket everyone in fascist propaganda and
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 17h
under the current economic conditions, the only location that can profitably produce salsa is…(does some quick math)…this can’t be right…new york city?!
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Wear Your PPE

Prevent Hearing Loss

hearing protection in a loss format
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 19h
I'll say with experience from the South, too - you leave white people alone, and they'll start self-dividing on class, or ancestral grudges, or whether they're a Ford family or a Chevy family, and I wish to God I was joking about that last one.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/09/2026
Norway has solution to this actually, stay at home parents can get their share of the public daycare subsidy as cash, that way parents are not pushed one way or the other. the problem of course is virtually no one on the center or right actually gives a shit about parents
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Rachel Grant/R.S. Grant @rachelgrant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want both teams to lose because I hate both quarterbacks with the fire of 1k suns.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There is a moment at the very very end of Abdul El-Sayed's podcast with Ezra Klein (book recommendation section) where he talks about the idea of "speaking truth to pain" and this will be staying with me for an extremely long time. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/o...
But there’s also something about truth to pain. We talk a lot about truth to power, but I think it’s actually a lot harder to speak truth to pain. I say that as someone who went to medical school, realizing that in a lot of our politics right now, we’ve got to get a lot better at speaking truth to pain if we’re going to get through some of these challenges that we have.

What does “truth to pain” mean?

It’s one thing to look power in the eye and say: You’re wrong about this. But there’s a way in which pain is very difficult to reason with. Because when somebody is in their pain, they’re in their trauma. They see that pain, and they may not see what’s causing it.

I remember just very explicitly being in a trauma ward with a gunshot wound patient and watching this big guy with his hand on his gunshot wound. All the folks are trying to pull his hand off his pain, that point of his gunshot wound, this clear vulnerability.

And this emergency room doctor had the presence of mind to be like: Everyone, stop. And she looks him in the eyes, and she’s like: I get that really hurts, and I’m so sorry that you’re here. You don’t want to be here. We don’t want you to be here. But if you don’t let us fix this, you could die. So I’m going to take your hand, and I’m going to move it off, OK? Because I need to get there so that you can live.

She was speaking truth to pain. He understands he’s at the hospital, he needs care, but he also doesn’t want anybody to touch the wound. Which is a natural thing. And I think it is a really great metaphor for how we think about a lot of these challenges we talked about today.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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Vintage Tom @tomwvv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve just started reading and he’s already said that if he wasn’t doing a good job now - today, October 1 2026 - people wouldn’t have voted for him in 2024. Look up “dyschronometria in dementia patients”.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
"It’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers." buff.ly/w93mWIl
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if Bono is fucking bodying you like this it’s time to give up man lol
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026
remember when we all used to have treehouse of horror-style october twitter usernames. that was fun. we had fun, didn't we?
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Brian Smith @theactualbrian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pretty much "AI."
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Justin Walsh @jstpwalsh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shane Ross at Virginia Tech created a simulation of what 500k orbital data centers, as proposed by SpaceX, would look like from your home latitude sdross0.github.io/orbital-data...
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What would orbital data centers look like from your sky?
500,000 satellites from SpaceX's FCC filing, two published brightness models and the real stars, for any latitude, date and time. Computed in your browser.
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Mollz (ballz) @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What the fuck
It's unclear whether Christa Pike is dead or alive. Attorneys for Pike said she was given two deadly doses of pentobarbital, but was still breathing after. Protocol says prison officials can give her two more doses.

Media were asked to leave the witness room inside the prison before a time of death was declared for Christa Pike.No prison officials were outside to tell the media what was happening as the first responders arrived. No time of death has been publicly provided.
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thisoneisfine.bsky.social @thisoneisfine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thankfully most of the problems caused by being self-righteous are resolved by being correct
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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ali alkhatib @ali-alkhatib.com · 30/09/2026
shutting down frat houses won't end rape culture, but it will disorganize a lot of rapists, and i think that's probably worth doing if only to destabilize what is apparently an ecology of organizations that functionally exist to rape women per the whole "purpose of a system is what it does" insight.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A picture of a squat and angry looking godzilla with his teeth bared
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Nekrởtzar @nekrotzar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like this must have been done but I haven’t seen it.
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 04/09/2026
New commandment
Medieval rendition of the “You are not immune to propaganda” Garfield meme. Garfield is drawn in a lithograph style on a blue background, and the text says “Thou are not immune to propaganda.”
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Measure for Measure @measureformeasure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The AI build out is bigger than the dot-com bubble AND the railroad bubble combined. Paper from Stijn van Nieuwerburgh via Paul Krugman's substack. @joshtpm.bsky.social
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Charles Taggart @sikolnam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hard not to be anxious about this when it’s a choice between a bull case where AI takes my job and a bear case where the bull case is actually bullshit and the economy craters, vaporizing my savings (and also possibly taking my job).
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Mutton of the Sea @muttonofthesea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The situation we’re in now answers the question “would people keep going to church if science definitively proved that there is no God?”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 24/04/2025
🎵 H-O-T-T-O-G-O 🎶
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're ALSO releasing MINIONS & MONSTERS with scenes at the end explaining how it ties into DOOMSDAY (its just a live action single shot of me saying "it doesn't")
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will never vote for Kanye.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A gloryhole, but for dispensing churros.
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rot economy critic @rotonomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That guy talking to the computer meme but it’s changed to 

“Say ‘my peanus horts’”

“> MY PEANUS HORTS”

“Oh my god.”
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Porgergeist 👻 @kristodynamics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Luis narrates the whole thing.
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Michael Peña in Car
ALT: Michael Peña in Car
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would be hilarious to outlive these two
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 25/09/2026
INSTEAD WE ARE GOING TO POINT OUT VERIFIABLE HISTORICAL FACTS ABOUT THE KHANATE CULTURES AND THEIR ENCOUNTERS WITH THIRD GENDERS. BUCKLE THE FUCK UP JOANNE WIZARD SCHOOL IS IN SESSION AND YOU ARE LATE FOR A POTIONS CLASS.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026
Imagine if instead of regulating drone risks the normal way (which we did), we instead paid weird bloggers lots of money to worry about superintelligent dogs sprouting thumbs and using drones to kill us. This is pretty much how the US is approaching AI risks and regulations. My latest:
little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Why We Can't Let Enormous Weirdos Regulate AI
Imagine if instead of regulating drones via the standard lengthy, boring, and bureaucratic process - which we did - we instead decided, in the name of fostering all-important American drone innovation...
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whenever quarts of chicken stock are BOGO I buy four of them, and I just realized I have like 20 in the pantry. So yeah, you could say I’m…stocked up.
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Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every week, the Muppets have to put on a show to salvage a new institution: the Kennedy Center, the Supreme Court, the No-Mask Lesbian Bar, the Wonka Experience, Kozmo Dot Com (this has a time travel dimension, à la Quantum Leap), Cafe Loup in the West Village, democracy, the third season of GLOW
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So much of schools "responding to rape" is preventing the legal system from doing so. This is a report on seven adults who committed serious felonies for which there is a legal system to remind them and their pals that they are felonies.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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doleful moo of a cow @oulipien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one's going to top @leyawn.bsky.social
Jan. 6, 2025
Bernard Mokam
In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked
"What do you mean? What is a car?" Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. "You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city," he said in a wistful tone. It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us."
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