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Kim

@kimroper.bsky.social
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Wood dragon. Documentation wonk. Not looking for romance. Not following your OnlyFans (but not judging you). 🇨🇦

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
me to the person sitting next to me on the bus: “u know…hemry the local bartender on blue sky…the one whose parrot likes campbells tomato soup”
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
learning how to use a sphygmomanometer correctly puts a lot of pressure on a person . folks,,,
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[Kellogg marketing meeting, 1955] Boss: Who has a name for our boring new cereal? Employee: How about “K”? Boss: Hmm. Not special enough. Employee: Alright, hear me out…
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Rob (the floor one) @floorisbed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ELON MUSK: [speaking into watch] what should i say to mark zuckerberg WATCH: hello mark zuckerberg ELON MUSK: no no I’M not mark zuckerberg, i’m elon MARK ZUCKERBERG: [to watch] hello
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Liliturra @liliturra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bibi is doing great work making things for the disabled. So much that is sold to the disabled is ugly, industrial or looks like it would be used by your great grandmother. Her stuff is cute, cool and functional. Check her out!
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Joe Vilas @jhv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ohmyholyjebus. 🥰
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Kim @kimroper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Muse mascot annoys me. It's like someone defanged a Labubu and soaked it in bleach. I want to put it in the microwave to see if it blows up like a Peep.
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Kim @kimroper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone else notice that Bert is autistic and Ernie has ADHD, and they are completely devoted to each other but they annoy the neurotypicals? I want to see a Bernie fusion. If Steven Universe can do it, so can Sesame Street.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna
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Kim @kimroper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nopekitty came up behind me as my bus was pulling up.
Skunk on a berm between a commercial parking lot and a sidewalk, at twilight. Thankfully, it was unbothered by my presence.
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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not now, babe. I'm rotmaxxing.
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 27/09/2026
I always think "I'll respond to that when my nervous system calms down" but then it never calms down and now I'm a month late RSVPing to your wedding, my bad
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 27/09/2026
teenage mutant nin ja turtles are not such a good haiku topic
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kim @kimroper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Image from tonight's stupid walk for my stupid health. No deer tonight, but the sky was pretty.
Sunset photo of Pont Noir across the Gatineau River in Quebec. Viewpoint is from the multiuse path on the north side of the bridge, looking upward toward a wooden railing and black metal girders of the bridge. The sky is clear and sunset pastel coloured. A green arrow-shaped light pointing downward toward the roadbed indicates the current direction of the single-lane bus highway.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 26/09/2026
Embarrassed scientists reveal alien radio signal was actually meant for a planet behind us
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Embarrassed scientists reveal alien radio signal was actually meant for a planet behind us
Mountain View, CA—Astronomers at the SETI Institute have confirmed that a radio signal originated from an advanced alien civilization, but was intended for a different planet behind Earth.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rebranding cheese as HARD MILK
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Jamie [Pokeprism] @jamiewprism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bibi got my new favorite backpack to me at a great bang for my buck ratio. Y'all go support her!!!
One of Bibipins's full size window cat backpacks in its blue coloring. The pin board in the lower pocket below the backpack's bow tie is covered in pins and a single sticker.
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🌈 Chot 🎃✨ @cyberdaydream.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We bought my most recent binder (the strawberry zipper binder) from Bibi's shop and it's the best one I have ever had! We plan to buy more compression items soon, definitely go check out their stuff!
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Nicole Dornsife | Thornwolf @thornwolf.com · 24/09/2026
This is the maker I bought my compression gloves from and I love them!
Galaxy compression gloves, back side showing the fit Galaxy compression gloves. Showing the grippy nubbins on the palm side
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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*Googles "how to stick grenade pin back in"*
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 21/08/2026
I love when fantasy series have a dude called something like Stephen the All-Seeing, Keeper of the Demon Sword, hero of the Volcano Age. But in some tiny village, he's known as Bees Steve, that weird guy who loves beekeeping. The more uppercase titles the legend has, the funnier the contrast is.
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: ANY SHOT OF A CLOSER GATE TO CUSTOMS WE ALL HAVE TIGHT COMMUTE CONNX Area: Seguin, TX, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #ad34eb37ff8 F: #ff938cce8bd
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Isaiah Bishop @isaiahbishop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Idk how i got onto to this, but my favourite genre of internet post is germans surprised about the maritimes. right in my veins
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Taylor Green @taylorgreensky.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hola Sweet Luna 😊 #bekindtoanimals youtube.com/shorts/fmv84...
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Normal People Vs Dog Parents 😂
YouTube video by Luna The Mini Cockapoo
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🌸Bibi🌸♿ @bibiblossoms.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lots of people have asked me about doing arm compression sleeves and here they are! They are now available for pre-order and will only be made if enough people pre-order them! They come in 3 sizes. Store: Bibipins.com
Galaxy, Bat and Strawberry Compression Arm Sleeve Pre-Order
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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your screams into the void may be recorded for service quality and training purposes.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/09/2026
rough first week for humans at the intergalactic council. everyone was really nice but we spent a lot of time at orientation trying to figure out what made us unique among all the galaxy's species. turns out we're the only ones who thought to deep fry cheese. that's it. we're the fried cheese planet
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: ARGH I SCREWED UP ETL.. DIDNT CLOSE/REOPEN IN LGA AND SNAG ON WRONG LEG Area: Burlington, ON, Canada Type: Embraer E195-E2 A: #a993301b228 F: #ff7e1488b39
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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm one werther's original away from getting a belt clip for my phone
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Kim @kimroper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In Canada, the mnemonic for the names of the Great Lakes is "HOMES": Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, and Superior. The US used to use the same mnemonic, but now that Lake Ontario is "Lake America" on their side of the border, they have "SHAME."
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Maritime Tartan Co @maritimetartanns.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Starting to get some early Christmas shoppers! Most popular right now... Wool Mittens and Scarf (Made by Patrick King Woolen Co) Sets and PJ Pants! Love making both..lol www.maritimetartancompany.ca/winter-mitte... Maritime Tartan Co 28 Church St Amherst NS (902) 441-6721
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: FWD LAV WONT FLUSH BOWL FULL Area: Kitchener, ON, Canada Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a9f28172073 F: #feadb437978
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An Elizabethian ruff made out of pizza, so I can look stylish and eat pizza at the same time.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
UPDATE: NASHVILLE Airport will officially be renamed after Dolly Parton 🎉 ✈️ ew.com/nashville-ai...
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Joe Vilas @jhv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hope this guy never has to return to the U.S. If he does, he probably won't sleep well for the rest of his (probably short) life. Wouldn't put it past LEOs & the feds to try to kill him. Someone lost their f'ing mind. www.cbc.ca/news/world/d... #BC #US #DEA #drugs #Canada #nationalSovereignty
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B.C. judge tosses drug case, says U.S. agents broke law and violated Canadian sovereignty | CBC News
U.S. federal agents pressured a Canadian into a money-laundering conspiracy while concealing their efforts from the RCMP, amounting to "shocking and flagrant" illegal behaviour and a violation of Cana...
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Bon Hanson @bonhanson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MapQuest for the win! Bravo! 👏👏👏 www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
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MapQuest posts billboard in Chicago with directions to Lake Ontario in response to Trump’s executive order
MapQuest is doubling down on its decision to continue to keep Lake Ontario on its map with a six-foot billboard in Chicago.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love when clothes come with extra buttons. Thank you for knowing I can’t operate pants without fucking it up
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Kim @kimroper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If someone asks you for verification that they are not prepared to believe, they are looking for validation of something they don't want you to realize.
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Joe Vilas @jhv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good. I hope it works. 🙏 globalnews.ca/news/1205333... [H/t @kimroper.bsky.social.] #LGBTQ #Canada #Alberta #healthCare #FirstNations
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Alberta First Nation invokes treaty clause to set up gender-affirming care safe haven | Globalnews.ca
Saddle Lake Cree Nation says it aims to defy Premier Danielle Smith’s government by establishing a safe haven for gender-affirming medical care — contrary to provincial law.
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Jacob Singer @jacobleesinger.com · 10/09/2026
if an ai wins an oscar before miss piggy we revolt
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 08/09/2026
The proto-Effin’ Birds was my Tumblr “Swear Trek”. It opened a lot of doors for me and I wouldn’t be where I am today without it. I don’t have plans to revive it (one daily comic is enough work), just wanted to thank it for getting me here on this 60th anniversary of Star Trek.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 07/09/2026
A friend sent this to me.
man in a flat cap
In those days, the Internet was in black and white.
It was only on for three hours a day.
We used to get dressed up in our Sunday best to log onto it.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Kurt Füchslin captured this video of frozen methane bubbles in Sihlsee (Lake Sihl) in Switzerland. Deep in the depths, bacteria break down decaying organic matter, producing bubbles of methane. As they reach the thickening surface ice, they're trapped as flammable fart pancakes/ice art.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
it’s that time of year again 🍂🍃
four simplistic drawings of a fluffy white dog rolling around in red, yellow, and orange leaves while exclaiming “leaf, leaf”
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: ITS ACTUALLY SO PRETTY TO SEE THE SUNSET AT FL380 LOL Area: Washington DC, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a75fca2b953 F: #f4144c830bd
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: OH SNAP. BIG PLANE CRASH OR LITTLE. KEEP US ADVISED Area: Virginia, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 8 A: #a5f04a4a61f F: #f05d77a5abe
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