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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wore my "welcome, great pumpkin" t-shirt out today and no one commented on it. I hate it here.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 01/10/2026

as a gift for you, because you're my beloved here is an owl in the bathtub.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Being pushed out on an ice floe alone sounds like a vacation right now

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026

know your halloween acronyms LOL = licking on lemonheads BRB = big rich butterfingers AFK = always forever kitkat TBH = twix be happening ASL = all snickers loved OMG = only mega goobers

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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's spooky season which means I can finally bring this piece back 🎃🐈‍⬛

A pumpkin patch featuring multicoloured pumpkins, some with carved faces, and black and white cats, frogs, crows and foliage

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i need a vacation from myself

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/10/2026

Want to learn about the history of our city? Well you’re in luck. This month, we’re hosting a massive scavenger hunt across the city — all about the history of organizing in NYC. Sign up at organize.nyc.gov and come see the city through the eyes of the people who built it.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They should make a $200 dentist appointment that doesn’t end up being $2000.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Look. I'm no spring chicken. Fully acknowledged. But at least I can tell the difference between "reply" and "reply all." Why is the *ahem* older generation INCAPABLE of making this distinction. It's not hard! Reply is right there! You have to use the drop-down to reply all! ffs!

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sports bras that have to be pulled over the head and tugged down into position can fuck aaaaalllllll the way off

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Albert Dros @albertdros.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What a light last week in the forest near my house

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026

my baby has started to respond to questions with an adorable little “ya” and to test it i asked are you a stinker and she said “the fuck did you say to me”? so proud of her

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you need to catch up on the whole controversy with GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt not knowing his sports and embarrassing himself while attempting to slander a public servant today, I made a 20 min. video explainer. Yes, 20 minutes. And I enjoyed the hell out of making it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjN...

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GOP Senator Eric Schmitt + Most Embarrassing Moment Ever in a Congressional Hearing (FULL EXPLAINER)

YouTube video by Charlotte Clymer

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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The fiscal year is dead. Long live the fiscal year.

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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What's really baking my noodle here is... so what if Jack Smith HAD gone to a basketball game in Atlanta in February 2024? I can't really get from there to "go straight to jail, libtard!"

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me: let’s turn this haunted house into a haunted home ghost: umm sorry, but i have girlfriend haunting in another house — you don’t know her

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/09/2026

He’s a tin, but he can’t spell.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The easiest way to make me shut up is to feed me snacks.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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Kristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was not prepared for how much of adulting is trying to figure out what That Smell is. Not the trash can. Not the other trash can. (Took them out.) Not the garbage disposal, the dishes, or the cat box. (Cleaned them all.) Aha, it’s a rogue potato that decided to liquefy itself in the cabinet! 🥔

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K9HasMyHeart @k9hasmyheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Baseball belongs to the fans & should always be available on local channels!!!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Boss: don’t forget to smile Me: you don’t pay me enough to smile

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 29/09/2026

Imagine how luck Schmitt is that he doesn’t represent a state that has the Jets, Mets and Nets. He’d never figure out who was doing what.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Thomas, Albert and I will take tea in the library.” “Very good, sir.” “Also, please see if Mrs. Wickham still has any of those delightful salmon biscuits.” “Of course, sir.”

Two black & white kittens with white curled mustaches sit on a hardwood floor.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is not something you say if you actually like education or children

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The only word I’ve said aloud today is fuck. But in 3 different octaves!

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Marcy @deadheadgirly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My dad, who has literally no experience in dealing with a daughter after a breakup, just doordashed me a breakfast burrito and I think he deserves a Nobel Prize.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Democrats don't have any income" is an insane statement, but it's also an admission that he sees the money collected by the United States government as his personal piggy bank, to be raided as he sees fit.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Adélie penguins literally waddle across Antarctica to find the perfect pebble for their soulmate, but thanks for putting your dirty bowl in the dishwasher.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/09/2026

When in doubt, soup.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I made a salad for lunch and it tastes nothing like pizza.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Whatever you're doing right now. Stop, breath, and look into this otter face.

A close-up photograph of Steve the otter peering curiously from among grass and dry twigs.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

GenX should get a prize in our Ibuprofen

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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 29/09/2026

OMG this mariachi band doing the national anthem is amazing and an incredibly subversive political statement that I did not expect to come from… Chicago Bears management?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the star trek horror episodes are too much for my fragile constitution-class

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Rep. Mike Levin @levin.house.gov · 28/09/2026

Just in case it wasn’t clear, when they say the U.S. Government’s paying for this, that’s YOUR taxpayer dollars they’re using. I’ll say this as many times as I need to: it is ILLEGAL to use American taxpayer dollars from the government to pay for candidates’ or parties’ political ads.

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