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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 23h

The hardest part of cooking chicken is finding the sweet spot between salmonella and Pharaoh's nutsack.

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Ali Velshi @velshi.com · 07/10/2026

President Trump threatens to send 1,000 election monitors to polling places in November. Brennan Center's Sean Morales-Doyle says threats like these are "not about physically or legally interfering in the process, it's about generating fear, worry, concern," so voters don't go to the polls.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tired of struggling, our protagonist leans all the way into his mental illnesses.

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Tits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 22h

I haven’t been in a PE class in 36 years but I still feel the trauma.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 22h

a five year gap in my résumé that just says, “Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come Watching the ships roll in And then I watch 'em roll away again, yeah”

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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If at certain point you don't stop caring about being embarrassed by things you like and bring you joy, I can't help you.

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Well fuck. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK. The Ghosts: Button House movie isn't coming to the US. That's it. I'm done. Where's my iceberg?

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Android did ANOTHER forced update and it SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS! It's all ai BULLSHIT and they moved the Google search bar to the bottom of the screen where it also sucks balls

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Potato would never make you cry or betray you. Be more like potato.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This starts with her aggressively trying to link him to the Muslim Brotherhood. I'd like to see someone turn the tables on this. "You're Christian, right? Did you support Timothy McVeigh? Did you agree with Dylann Roof? Or Eric Rudolph? Robert Lewis Dear? No? Even though you share their religion?"

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wore my "welcome, great pumpkin" t-shirt out today and no one commented on it. I hate it here.

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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 01/10/2026

as a gift for you, because you're my beloved here is an owl in the bathtub.

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I tell my family this is the way I want to go, all the time

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Being pushed out on an ice floe alone sounds like a vacation right now

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/10/2026

know your halloween acronyms LOL = licking on lemonheads BRB = big rich butterfingers AFK = always forever kitkat TBH = twix be happening ASL = all snickers loved OMG = only mega goobers

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Aled Thompson @aledthompson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's spooky season which means I can finally bring this piece back 🎃🐈‍⬛

A pumpkin patch featuring multicoloured pumpkins, some with carved faces, and black and white cats, frogs, crows and foliage

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i need a vacation from myself

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 01/10/2026

Want to learn about the history of our city? Well you’re in luck. This month, we’re hosting a massive scavenger hunt across the city — all about the history of organizing in NYC. Sign up at organize.nyc.gov and come see the city through the eyes of the people who built it.

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm using this for all my birthday posts from now on. Lucky you and Hippo Birdie!

The happy birthday song re-written phonetically as "hippo birdie, two ewe"

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

They shouldn't make $2000 dentist appointments. Full stop.

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They should make a $200 dentist appointment that doesn’t end up being $2000.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“it’s bad luck to toast with an empty glass” i say, filling mine with lasagna

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Look. I'm no spring chicken. Fully acknowledged. But at least I can tell the difference between "reply" and "reply all." Why is the *ahem* older generation INCAPABLE of making this distinction. It's not hard! Reply is right there! You have to use the drop-down to reply all! ffs!

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

See? These are the kinds of ideas I keep you people around for!

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sports bras that have to be pulled over the head and tugged down into position can fuck aaaaalllllll the way off

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Albert Dros @albertdros.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What a light last week in the forest near my house

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 30/09/2026

my baby has started to respond to questions with an adorable little “ya” and to test it i asked are you a stinker and she said “the fuck did you say to me”? so proud of her

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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If you need to catch up on the whole controversy with GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt not knowing his sports and embarrassing himself while attempting to slander a public servant today, I made a 20 min. video explainer. Yes, 20 minutes. And I enjoyed the hell out of making it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjN...

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GOP Senator Eric Schmitt + Most Embarrassing Moment Ever in a Congressional Hearing (FULL EXPLAINER)

YouTube video by Charlotte Clymer

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Midtown_Doom_Loop @midtowndoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The fiscal year is dead. Long live the fiscal year.

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Dan Murphy @bungdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What's really baking my noodle here is... so what if Jack Smith HAD gone to a basketball game in Atlanta in February 2024? I can't really get from there to "go straight to jail, libtard!"

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

me: let’s turn this haunted house into a haunted home ghost: umm sorry, but i have girlfriend haunting in another house — you don’t know her

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 30/09/2026

He’s a tin, but he can’t spell.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The easiest way to make me shut up is to feed me snacks.

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Kim @kimprovising.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

*shows you my empty Cheez-its bowl* (Not a euphemism, literally i am out of Cheez-its)

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you

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Kristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was not prepared for how much of adulting is trying to figure out what That Smell is. Not the trash can. Not the other trash can. (Took them out.) Not the garbage disposal, the dishes, or the cat box. (Cleaned them all.) Aha, it’s a rogue potato that decided to liquefy itself in the cabinet! 🥔

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K9HasMyHeart @k9hasmyheart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Baseball belongs to the fans & should always be available on local channels!!!

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Boss: don’t forget to smile Me: you don’t pay me enough to smile

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.

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